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"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%
  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%

  • Total voters
    108
Entrepreneur is code for unemployed. Masked guy is creepy.
The mask has to be a planted tool from the producers to stir up interest. The shows schtick will be how long the mask survives..you saw last night he was ready to take the mask off until the producer sent another guy in to disrupt him.
 
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So whats the deal on Ashleys horrible wrist tat? She didnt have that last season did she?Also, I cannot remember a b-lette who tongued so many dudes right off the bat.
That is a pretty horrible tattoo. If I recall correctly, her sister had a bunch of them. Ashley seems like a little hornball who knows that she eventually needs to find a good guy. Bentley barely had to work at it. Not something you want to see in you future wife.
 
So whats the deal on Ashleys horrible wrist tat? She didnt have that last season did she?Also, I cannot remember a b-lette who tongued so many dudes right off the bat.
That is a pretty horrible tattoo. If I recall correctly, her sister had a bunch of them. Ashley seems like a little hornball who knows that she eventually needs to find a good guy. Bentley barely had to work at it. Not something you want to see in you future wife.
And it's obvious that "eventually" is still a good way away. That she goes for the worst of the lot like a moth to a flame makes this all a little too neat.
 
This chick is a stump. Also, Pickles, please post up a link to your latest blog updates when they happen. Gracias.

 
Too bad Bentley is also a plant, always wanted to get on that show and do that shtick and was saddened to have heard that he's a plant. Guess when you have a chick who isn't attracted you need two plants, the mask and Bentley to stir things up.

 
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While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.

 
While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
He's like George McFly in a mask, with a 1 week stubble growth. I keep waiting for him to say "Listen, Biff..." whenever one of the other houseboys start in with him.
 
While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
He's like George McFly in a mask, with a 1 week stubble growth. I keep waiting for him to say "Listen, Biff..." whenever one of the other houseboys start in with him.
See, they should have cast Crispin Glover this season with the mask. That guy is legitimately insane.
 
While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
He's like George McFly in a mask, with a 1 week stubble growth. I keep waiting for him to say "Listen, Biff..." whenever one of the other houseboys start in with him.
I didn't watch the first episode and I only watched thru the Jabbawockeez portion of the second, but why hasn't anyone tried to rip the mask off of dude's face (sorry don't know his name). With all the drinking and billy badasses, you'd think one of them would have done it by now.
 
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While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
He's like George McFly in a mask, with a 1 week stubble growth. I keep waiting for him to say "Listen, Biff..." whenever one of the other houseboys start in with him.
I didn't watch the first episode and I only watched thru the Jabbawockeez portion of the second, but why hasn't anyone tried to rip the mask off of dude's face (sorry don't know his name). With all the drinking and billy badasses, you'd think one of them would have done it by now.
BTW, they parlayed their MTV victory into a Las Vegas act? Seriously?
 
While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
He's like George McFly in a mask, with a 1 week stubble growth. I keep waiting for him to say "Listen, Biff..." whenever one of the other houseboys start in with him.
I didn't watch the first episode and I only watched thru the Jabbawockeez portion of the second, but why hasn't anyone tried to rip the mask off of dude's face (sorry don't know his name). With all the drinking and billy badasses, you'd think one of them would have done it by now.
BTW, they parlayed their MTV victory into a Las Vegas act? Seriously?
Lots of crap out there. Once that dries up, they can hit up Branson.
 
While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
He's like George McFly in a mask, with a 1 week stubble growth. I keep waiting for him to say "Listen, Biff..." whenever one of the other houseboys start in with him.
I didn't watch the first episode and I only watched thru the Jabbawockeez portion of the second, but why hasn't anyone tried to rip the mask off of dude's face (sorry don't know his name). With all the drinking and billy badasses, you'd think one of them would have done it by now.
I wouldn't want to touch him. His skin has some kind of sickly green tint to it, like how they used to make up Nimoy for Spock.
 
Truly words to live by: "Women: if you're going to get duped by some jackass, don't let it be by a guy in plaid." :grad:

 
BTW, they parlayed their MTV victory into a Las Vegas act? Seriously?
Jabawokeez are really good. They were the Season 1 winners of America's Best Dance Crew (I believe 6 seasons ago now) and they are still stand outs as the best to ever be on the show.
 
While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
He's like George McFly in a mask, with a 1 week stubble growth. I keep waiting for him to say "Listen, Biff..." whenever one of the other houseboys start in with him.
I didn't watch the first episode and I only watched thru the Jabbawockeez portion of the second, but why hasn't anyone tried to rip the mask off of dude's face (sorry don't know his name). With all the drinking and billy badasses, you'd think one of them would have done it by now.
I wouldn't want to touch him. His skin has some kind of sickly green tint to it, like how they used to make up Nimoy for Spock.
I kept noticing that but thought I might be going crazy. That guy is weird on several levels.
 
While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
He's like George McFly in a mask, with a 1 week stubble growth. I keep waiting for him to say "Listen, Biff..." whenever one of the other houseboys start in with him.
I didn't watch the first episode and I only watched thru the Jabbawockeez portion of the second, but why hasn't anyone tried to rip the mask off of dude's face (sorry don't know his name). With all the drinking and billy badasses, you'd think one of them would have done it by now.
I wouldn't want to touch him. His skin has some kind of sickly green tint to it, like how they used to make up Nimoy for Spock.
I kept noticing that but thought I might be going crazy. That guy is weird on several levels.
I'll have to take another look at this. I was focused on his complete lack of personality.
 
While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
He's like George McFly in a mask, with a 1 week stubble growth. I keep waiting for him to say "Listen, Biff..." whenever one of the other houseboys start in with him.
I didn't watch the first episode and I only watched thru the Jabbawockeez portion of the second, but why hasn't anyone tried to rip the mask off of dude's face (sorry don't know his name). With all the drinking and billy badasses, you'd think one of them would have done it by now.
I wouldn't want to touch him. His skin has some kind of sickly green tint to it, like how they used to make up Nimoy for Spock.
I kept noticing that but thought I might be going crazy. That guy is weird on several levels.
I'll have to take another look at this. I was focused on his complete lack of personality.
There's only a couple of scenes where it happens (the pre-rose cocktail party being one, IIRC), so you have to pay pretty close attention. Dude is like a chameleon. It's possible that he really does turn green with envy.
 
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While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
Even more proof he's a plant are the two shots of him sitting with his mask on while taking a dump. The producers were grasping at straws a that point, desperately looking for humor/interest somewhere. When they turn to the lowest common denominator of potty humor, you know it's a failed experiment.
 
While Bentley was definitely there to raise some hell, Jeff seems to be so boring that whatever idea they had in their minds for him has obvious backfired. I wouldn't classify him as a "plant" per se, but I could see the producers saying "let's have a guy wear a mask. How about this Jeff guy?" They probably compensated him more to do it too. Pity he's such a colossal bore.
Even more proof he's a plant are the two shots of him sitting with his mask on while taking a dump. The producers were grasping at straws a that point, desperately looking for humor/interest somewhere. When they turn to the lowest common denominator of potty humor, you know it's a failed experiment.
"Tonight's episode of the Bachelorette is brought to you by - Mr. Plopper's Penguins, where Jim Carey gets pooped on by a bird!"
 
watching this to support my people.

if she eliminates fellow dentist blake though (from my alma mater) then i'll quit.

There's no way ashley ends up as a practicing dentist... he craziness that will be shown on national TV + that tat will mean the only sector she could work in would be the medicaid/HMO sector. She wouldn't last in the private big money sector.

 
watching this to support my people.if she eliminates fellow dentist blake though (from my alma mater) then i'll quit.There's no way ashley ends up as a practicing dentist... he craziness that will be shown on national TV + that tat will mean the only sector she could work in would be the medicaid/HMO sector. She wouldn't last in the private big money sector.
How's that marriage with the non-dentist working out?
 
watching this to support my people.if she eliminates fellow dentist blake though (from my alma mater) then i'll quit.There's no way ashley ends up as a practicing dentist... he craziness that will be shown on national TV + that tat will mean the only sector she could work in would be the medicaid/HMO sector. She wouldn't last in the private big money sector.
How's that marriage with the non-dentist working out?
working well through 18 mo.
 
watching this to support my people.if she eliminates fellow dentist blake though (from my alma mater) then i'll quit.There's no way ashley ends up as a practicing dentist... he craziness that will be shown on national TV + that tat will mean the only sector she could work in would be the medicaid/HMO sector. She wouldn't last in the private big money sector.
How's that marriage with the non-dentist working out?
working well through 18 mo.
Little confused, then. Your stipulation is that dentists marry other dentists, yet you didn't do that.
 
So whats the deal on Ashleys horrible wrist tat? She didnt have that last season did she?

Also, I cannot remember a b-lette who tongued so many dudes right off the bat.
horrible move if you want to be a dentist. that's tough to cover and whether you like it or not, as a professional you are judged by a lot of things, and a wrist tat all of a sudden makes you a lesser person in the eye of the discriminating public who is paying top dollar for services.professionals are held, and justifiably so, to a higher standard. I'd immediately be turned off by that despite the fact that otherwise she seems pleasant and attractive.

 
watching this to support my people.if she eliminates fellow dentist blake though (from my alma mater) then i'll quit.There's no way ashley ends up as a practicing dentist... he craziness that will be shown on national TV + that tat will mean the only sector she could work in would be the medicaid/HMO sector. She wouldn't last in the private big money sector.
How's that marriage with the non-dentist working out?
working well through 18 mo.
Little confused, then. Your stipulation is that dentists marry other dentists, yet you didn't do that.
I sure would've liked to have if it would've worked out.I tried to date a lot of female dentists... but then trended towards specialists so that they wouldn't have to work much more than part time.very few female dentists work full schedules, and those that do generally have a husband with a lower paying job or aren't attractive in any way and so they couldn't land a dentist.I'm saying she wouldn't immediately be turned off by his dentist-ness, as many female dentals look at that as a positive
 
I read somewhere today that Ashley didn't graduate from Penn. Yeah, go figure. Being a full time reality show contestant doesn't earn you any dental school credits. Like Dentist said, she will probably never be a practicing dentist.

 
I read somewhere today that Ashley didn't graduate from Penn. Yeah, go figure. Being a full time reality show contestant doesn't earn you any dental school credits. Like Dentist said, she will probably never be a practicing dentist.
Good thing she has that professional dance thing to fall back on. :thumbup:
 
Need to get caught up on the ol' Picklesblog.

In the meantime, caught my first episode of this the other night. Ashley is a disaster. I love how Bentley is tearing her up, and in the coming attraction for this week, they show another guy making her cry. Has this show ever seen a girl the guys are less interested in? Could be great shtick. Although I'm amazed that some of these nerds keep talking about how hot she is.

Also when she started talking about how difficult it was to see all the public criticism she got during the show last year, how many of you guys also pictured her doing a Google search and ending up in the FFA and reading this thread and crying into a bowl of Haagen-Dazs?

 
Need to get caught up on the ol' Picklesblog.In the meantime, caught my first episode of this the other night. Ashley is a disaster. I love how Bentley is tearing her up, and in the coming attraction for this week, they show another guy making her cry. Has this show ever seen a girl the guys are less interested in? Could be great shtick. Although I'm amazed that some of these nerds keep talking about how hot she is.Also when she started talking about how difficult it was to see all the public criticism she got during the show last year, how many of you guys also pictured her doing a Google search and ending up in the FFA and reading this thread and crying into a bowl of Haagen-Dazs?
Ashley was a horrible choice..
 

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