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Jared from Subway got what he deserved (1 Viewer)

flapgreen

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Just when I think I no longer have to deal with this fat turd, he keeps coming back from more. Now with professional atheletes of all people. :finger:

No one likes you, Jared. Please go off somewhere and get fat again and disappear. And take your stupid commercials and creepy smiles somewhere else. No one else is falling for the subway weight loss shtick anymore, but you're too stupid to realize it. You're a freak, guy. Please go back to Krystal's where you were at when you were fat. Before, you were just fat and ugly. Now, you're skinnier and just downright creep looking. GO AWAY!!!1111!!!!!1!!!!! TIA :towelwave:

 
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Don't get mad at Jared, get mad at Subway who keep paying the guy.

 
Henry, Clay Henry.

Got real big on burgers and fries.

Now he's down to a smaller size.

Henry, Clay Henry.

 
Yesterday a guy in front of me asked the sandwich maker to put the meat on top of the veggies like they show in the commercials. She was like :goodposting: , he said that his sammich didn't look like the one on TV.

 
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arrow1 said:
Yesterday a guy in front of me asked the

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to put the meat on top of the veggies like they show in the commercials. She was like :rolleyes: , he said that his sammich didn't look like the one on TV.

sandwich artist fixed
 
arrow1 said:
Yesterday a guy in front of me asked the sandwich maker to put the meat on top of the veggies like they show in the commercials. She was like :confused: , he said that his sammich didn't look like the one on TV.
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I've never noticed that. Whoa.
 
flapgreen said:
Just when I think I no longer have to deal with this fat turd, he keeps coming back from more. Now with professional atheletes of all people. :finger:

No one likes you, Jared. Please go off somewhere and get fat again and disappear. And take your stupid commercials and creepy smiles somewhere else. No on else is falling for the subway weight loss shtick anymore but you're too stupid to realize it. You're a freak, guy. Please go back to Krystal's where you were at when you were fat. Before, you were just fat and ugly. Now you're skinnier and just downright creep looking. GO AWAY!!!1111!!!!!1!!!!! TIA :confused:
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People get bothered by the smallest things. I wonder what it is like to have real problems.
 
toshiba said:
flapgreen said:
Just when I think I no longer have to deal with this fat turd, he keeps coming back from more. Now with professional atheletes of all people. :finger:

No one likes you, Jared. Please go off somewhere and get fat again and disappear. And take your stupid commercials and creepy smiles somewhere else. No on else is falling for the subway weight loss shtick anymore but you're too stupid to realize it. You're a freak, guy. Please go back to Krystal's where you were at when you were fat. Before, you were just fat and ugly. Now you're skinnier and just downright creep looking. GO AWAY!!!1111!!!!!1!!!!! TIA :goodposting:
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People get bothered by the smallest things. I wonder what it is like to have real problems.
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I don't have a very hard life :unsure:
 
Even now, they won't get rid of this waste of space. Continue to put him along star athletes. I just don't get this nonsense. Is he the undercover owner of Subway? WTF! :thumbdown:

 
While I generally find Jared annoying, I find it amusing that people get so bent out of shape over the guy. Particularly people like the OP, Jim Rome, etc. Their reactions to him still being on tv entertain me. Obviously, Jared is an easy mark to make fun of.

When you think about it, however, Jared is a :bs: ing example of the American dream. Dude becomes an orca fatty, stuffing whatever is edible and within reach down his gullet. Guy then decides to lose weight, probably because he couldn't get girls due to his grotesque physique.

Then he not only loses 100's of lbs of weight, but he also manages to parlay it into a career! The guy is in the same class as people like Bill Gates, when it comes to entrepreneurs. Clay Henry on the other hand....

 
shuke said:
The Man from Laramie said:
flapgreen said:
No one likes you, Jared.
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I like Jared.The guy was fat. He got thin. And he found a way to make a little money off of it. It's a great American story.

I don't understand what kind of envy or jealousy causes people to complain about him so much.
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He's a dork.
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Of course he is. That's what makes the story that much better. He's a fat dork who is raking it in because he was a fat dork.He's pretty harmless, really.

 
This guy and those stupid jewelery store commercials are absolutely killing my name for future generations.

Then number of children being named Jared has to be dropping precipitously because no one wants to associate their kid with either "the Subway guy" or "he went to Jared" commercials.

I will never go to the Jared jewelery stores because of those ridiculous commercials. Also, I'd boycott Subway, but I can't beat a meatball sub for $5. :no:

 
Here's the poop

Jared used to run a porno rental service out of his dorm room in college. The dorm just had a new Subway built in his building so he ate there everyday and lost weight.

Sounds pretty admirable to me.

 
It really is unbelievable how an annoying, creepy dork could have such a long commercial run. Tough not to root for him to blow up like a blimp again just so the rest of the world would not be subjected to him anymore.

 
And so it continues. Just when I think he's gone, he pops back up again on an even dumber commercial, as if that wasn't even possible. How could Strahan not throat punch this guy? Eat a box of donuts and ram that subway crap up your ###, Jared. I'm going to go to my grave with this loser in my head. :)

 
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shuke said:
arrow1 said:
Yesterday a guy in front of me asked the sandwich maker to put the meat on top of the veggies like they show in the commercials. She was like :) , he said that his sammich didn't look like the one on TV.
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I've never noticed that. Whoa.
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Then they're doing it wrong. The way the sandwiches are taught to be made puts the veggies on the bottom half the meat on the top half and when you close the sandwich the meats sitting on top of the veggies.
 
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