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I just got a message from a distant relitive who is very active on Facebook.

facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,there have been many memberscomplaining that Facebook is becoming very slow. Records show that the reason isthat there are too many non-active Facebook members and, on the other side, toomany new Facebook members.We will be sending this message around to see if members are active or not. Ifyou are active please send to at least 15 other users using Copy+ Paste to showthat you are still active. *Those who do not send this message within 2 weekswill be deleted without hesitation to create more space.*Send this message to all your friends and to show me that you're still active andyou will not be deleted.Founder of Facebook,Mark Zuckerberg( I don't like this ether and sorry for the interuption)

Anybody get this? WTH! 15 messages? Wouldn't one do the job? Why cann't I get a message from the Facebook staff?
Please tell me this is lousy shtick and you're not one of the idiots who actually falls for this crap.

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I just got a message from a distant relitive who is very active on Facebook.

facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,there have been many memberscomplaining that Facebook is becoming very slow. Records show that the reason isthat there are too many non-active Facebook members and, on the other side, toomany new Facebook members.We will be sending this message around to see if members are active or not. Ifyou are active please send to at least 15 other users using Copy+ Paste to showthat you are still active. *Those who do not send this message within 2 weekswill be deleted without hesitation to create more space.*Send this message to all your friends and to show me that you're still active andyou will not be deleted.Founder of Facebook,Mark Zuckerberg( I don't like this ether and sorry for the interuption)

Anybody get this? WTH! 15 messages? Wouldn't one do the job? Why cann't I get a message from the Facebook staff?
Please tell me this is lousy shtick and you're not one of the idiots who actually falls for this crap.
No, this is pretty obvious. I don't understand what is the point of it though. My cousin is one to fall for this though. Edited by ATC1

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How's Patty?

Patty's last 5 updates.... as requested:

Patty is going to bed!12 hours ago · Comment · Like Patty hubby and I are having a lazy Sunday! Movies cuddled up on the couch, I love days like this!Yesterday at 12:51pm · Comment · Like Patty had a great ladies night last night! Thanks girls! Today softball game and to mom's for dinner! Hope everyone has a great day!Sat at 9:24am · Comment · Like Patty is out partying with the girls! good times!!Fri at 11:48pm · Comment · Like Patty Busy busy day! Qdoba for lunch today, yep I think so!July 9 at 10:49am · Comment · Like

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How's Patty?

Patty's last 5 updates.... as requested:

Patty is going to bed!12 hours ago · Comment · Like Patty hubby and I are having a lazy Sunday! Movies cuddled up on the couch, I love days like this!Yesterday at 12:51pm · Comment · Like Patty had a great ladies night last night! Thanks girls! Today softball game and to mom's for dinner! Hope everyone has a great day!Sat at 9:24am · Comment · Like Patty is out partying with the girls! good times!!Fri at 11:48pm · Comment · Like Patty Busy busy day! Qdoba for lunch today, yep I think so!July 9 at 10:49am · Comment · Like

Patty just woke up! Yay for sleep!Patty is eating an egg! Yum!Patty is putting on her socks! Patty is putting on her shoes! LOLPatty forgot to take her Prozac and murdered hubby!

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I've been noticing a few odd names in my "friend suggestion" box....like names of people who i've emailed before, yet never pulled their emails into fb before.....then it hit me.....I was having a "live chat" with one of the help desk people on sportsbook.com and his name (it shows on the screen) is Erick Robinson......while i was chatting, I opened up facebook and the first suggested friend is Ericka Robinson :eek: She only has 2 friends, isn't in my network, etc.

Does FB run some crazy script while it's open, or do i have a virus?

Probably.

I only just noticed the other day when I had gmail open, I had emailed my buddy about a stag, and on the right (the ads I always ignored) I happen to see 5 ads about stag/bachelor party related websites.

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How's Patty?

Patty's last 5 updates.... as requested:

Patty is going to bed!12 hours ago · Comment · Like Patty hubby and I are having a lazy Sunday! Movies cuddled up on the couch, I love days like this!Yesterday at 12:51pm · Comment · Like Patty had a great ladies night last night! Thanks girls! Today softball game and to mom's for dinner! Hope everyone has a great day!Sat at 9:24am · Comment · Like Patty is out partying with the girls! good times!!Fri at 11:48pm · Comment · Like Patty Busy busy day! Qdoba for lunch today, yep I think so!July 9 at 10:49am · Comment · Like

Patty just woke up! Yay for sleep!Patty is eating an egg! Yum!Patty is putting on her socks! Patty is putting on her shoes! LOLPatty forgot to take her Prozac and murdered hubby!
Those are pretty much on par with everything she writes. Are you her brother?

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I just got a message from a distant relitive who is very active on Facebook.

facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,there have been many memberscomplaining that Facebook is becoming very slow. Records show that the reason isthat there are too many non-active Facebook members and, on the other side, toomany new Facebook members.We will be sending this message around to see if members are active or not. Ifyou are active please send to at least 15 other users using Copy+ Paste to showthat you are still active. *Those who do not send this message within 2 weekswill be deleted without hesitation to create more space.*Send this message to all your friends and to show me that you're still active andyou will not be deleted.Founder of Facebook,Mark Zuckerberg( I don't like this ether and sorry for the interuption)

Anybody get this? WTH! 15 messages? Wouldn't one do the job? Why cann't I get a message from the Facebook staff?
Please tell me this is lousy shtick and you're not one of the idiots who actually falls for this crap.
No, this is pretty obvious. I don't understand what is the point of it though. My cousin is one to fall for this though.
If you're the person who starts the whole thing, I'm sure it's rather amusing to see your creation sweep across facebook. But your cousin is an idiot. He should meet some of my friends.

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How's Patty?

Patty's last 5 updates.... as requested:

Patty is going to bed!12 hours ago · Comment · Like Patty hubby and I are having a lazy Sunday! Movies cuddled up on the couch, I love days like this!Yesterday at 12:51pm · Comment · Like Patty had a great ladies night last night! Thanks girls! Today softball game and to mom's for dinner! Hope everyone has a great day!Sat at 9:24am · Comment · Like Patty is out partying with the girls! good times!!Fri at 11:48pm · Comment · Like Patty Busy busy day! Qdoba for lunch today, yep I think so!July 9 at 10:49am · Comment · Like

Patty just woke up! Yay for sleep!Patty is eating an egg! Yum!Patty is putting on her socks! Patty is putting on her shoes! LOLPatty forgot to take her Prozac and murdered hubby!
Those are pretty much on par with everything she writes. Are you her brother?
Commish, its time. Post a pic of this fatty.

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Commish, its time. Post a pic of this fatty.

No way man. But the face absolutely goes perfectly with the updates. You'll have to trust me.

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How's Patty?

Patty's last 5 updates.... as requested:

Patty is going to bed!12 hours ago · Comment · Like Patty hubby and I are having a lazy Sunday! Movies cuddled up on the couch, I love days like this!Yesterday at 12:51pm · Comment · Like Patty had a great ladies night last night! Thanks girls! Today softball game and to mom's for dinner! Hope everyone has a great day!Sat at 9:24am · Comment · Like Patty is out partying with the girls! good times!!Fri at 11:48pm · Comment · Like Patty Busy busy day! Qdoba for lunch today, yep I think so!July 9 at 10:49am · Comment · Like

Patty just woke up! Yay for sleep!Patty is eating an egg! Yum!Patty is putting on her socks! Patty is putting on her shoes! LOLPatty forgot to take her Prozac and murdered hubby!
Those are pretty much on par with everything she writes. Are you her brother?
No, they sound authentic because my cousins post the same inane bull####.

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The yentas in my office are asking me to get involved in "Yoville". Anyone have an experience with this app they'd like to share?

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How's Patty?

Patty's last 5 updates.... as requested:

Patty is going to bed!

12 hours ago · Comment · Like

Patty hubby and I are having a lazy Sunday! Movies cuddled up on the couch, I love days like this!

Yesterday at 12:51pm · Comment · Like

Patty had a great ladies night last night! Thanks girls! Today softball game and to mom's for dinner! Hope everyone has a great day!

Sat at 9:24am · Comment · Like

Patty is out partying with the girls! good times!!

Fri at 11:48pm · Comment · Like

Patty Busy busy day! Qdoba for lunch today, yep I think so!

July 9 at 10:49am · Comment · Like

Dude, my cousin makes Patty sound like Anton Chekhov:

Susie is catching up on DVR

Susie just went to the store! it was exciting

Susie is uploading tons of photos!

Susie is doing nothing fun.

Susie just want to let you all know...i am STILL doing nothing fun. yea.

Susie is getting excited about the bachelorette!

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The hot bartender chick who posts bikini pictures of herself on facebook is now single :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:

I still have no chance :sadbanana: :sadbanana: :sadbanana: :sadbanana: :sadbanana:

Edited by Big Rocks

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The hot bartender chick who posts bikini pictures of herself on facebook is now single :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:I still have no chance :sadbanana: :sadbanana: :sadbanana: :sadbanana: :sadbanana:

Can I be friends with her?

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Just got this update from a girl I went to college with:

Jodie is waiting on my hubby to get finished with his procedure

Immediately thought of this thread.

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Apparently, if you want to avoid having your own profile pic show up in something like this (on other people's pages), you need to go to:

1. Settings

2. Privacy

3. News Feed and Wall

4. Click on "Facebook Ads"

5. In the "Appearance in Facebook Ads" box, click "no one."

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute.

Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to.

Friend deleted!

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Apparently, if you want to avoid having your own profile pic show up in something like this (on other people's pages), you need to go to:

1. Settings

2. Privacy

3. News Feed and Wall

4. Click on "Facebook Ads"

5. In the "Appearance in Facebook Ads" box, click "no one."

Thank you. I am so annoyed with getting these things with my friends faces, especially the one that talks about "Hot singles in my town" and then shows me a picture of my wife. Now I do think my wife is hot, but I really don't need that ad showing up on other people's pages like that.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute. Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to. Friend deleted!

The internet is serious business.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute. Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to. Friend deleted!

Sounds like it's time to punch your step brother in the coin purse.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute. Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to. Friend deleted!

Sounds like it's time to punch your step brother in the coin purse.
I would, but then he'd give his vomit a Facebook account.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute. Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to. Friend deleted!

Every day post 5-10 lolcat pics on his wall.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute.

Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to.

Friend deleted!

Every day post 5-10 lolcat pics on his wall.
yes

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Apparently, if you want to avoid having your own profile pic show up in something like this (on other people's pages), you need to go to:

1. Settings

2. Privacy

3. News Feed and Wall

4. Click on "Facebook Ads"

5. In the "Appearance in Facebook Ads" box, click "no one."

Thank you. I am so annoyed with getting these things with my friends faces, especially the one that talks about "Hot singles in my town" and then shows me a picture of my wife. Now I do think my wife is hot, but I really don't need that ad showing up on other people's pages like that.
I was on the fence about F-book until now; but im ready to watch it burn at the stake after learning about these ads among countless other crap the site does without people's permission nor the use of common sense. Purely moronic. Also, Zucker-whoever didnt even create the site, he "borrowed" the concept while in school.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute. Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to. Friend deleted!

Every day post 5-10 lolcat pics on his wall.
He may find those amusing. So no. I think I'll firebomb his house instead.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute. Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to. Friend deleted!

Every day post 5-10 lolcat pics on his wall.
He may find those amusing. So no. I think I'll firebomb his house instead.
:lmao: This seems like a reasonable response.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute. Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to. Friend deleted!

Every day post 5-10 lolcat pics on his wall.
He may find those amusing. So no. I think I'll firebomb his house instead.
:lmao: This seems like a reasonable response.
Works for me.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute.

Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to.

Friend deleted!

Sounds like it's time to punch your step brother in the coin purse.
I would, but then he'd give his vomit a Facebook account.
I think I've stumbled upon a revenge solution here:

I'll find something really disgusting and stupid and create a Facebook account for it.

"My puddle of cat urine is getting excited about the bachelorette!"

"My puddle of cat urine is catching up on DVR"

"My puddle of cat urine just went to the store! it was exciting"

"My puddle of cat urine is uploading tons of photos!"

"My puddle of cat urine is doing nothing fun."

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Fun little timewaster:

Fish Wrangler

This might be the dumbest game I've ever played on the Internet.
Nah. I've seen plenty that are more dumb. It's just like any other game where you have to level things. Except, instead of swords and armor, it's poles and boats. To each their own. :shrug:

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Studs is alive!!! But he needs our FBG lawyer help to save Jimmy C, so all FBG lawyers need to man up and go help with his situation.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute.

Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to.

Friend deleted!

funny because of your username

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have someone from highschool whose status is either Working, TGIF, or Monday already? Back to work

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute.

Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to.

Friend deleted!

funny because of your username

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Now playing: Various - Thula Mtwana (Ladysmith Black Mambazo)

via FoxyTunes

I know my user name sucks. Just too lazy to change it.

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soo...who is Hillary Weinger?

Friend of Oat. Future Mrs Stubs.

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So my step brother drove to Canada (???) to buy a stupid expensive dog, and he spent a bunch of money on this dog and goes on and on about the dog. He's not having kids, so this is his kid substitute. Anyway, he created a Facebook account for this ####ing dog and added me as a friend. I begrudgingly added the dog. And now he sends out updates so you know what his dog is up to. Friend deleted!

:goodposting:I've avoided this thread for way too long.

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Best status update posted by a friend today -

Candy just found an organic, baked cheese curl in her bra.

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Chick visiting Annapolis...

yesterday was the first time I've had crabs.

:shrug:

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Chick visiting Annapolis...

yesterday was the first time I've had crabs.

:shrug:
You must reply. Something like 'I think you can pick up something for that at the drug store. Might help to shave it bare down there too'

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Chef wants me to experiment with facebook & twitter for the restaurant. I'm not convinced it is our speed. Feel free to follow Dante's Kitchen page on facebook....i just hope dudzs makes us a fan.

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