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"Cory XXX Time heals all stay prayed up bro you will be fine."
Laura XXX NO WAY YOU WILL BE BACK TOGETHER. GIVE IT TO GOD LOVE YOU ALL"
"Cory XXX Time heals all stay prayed up bro you will be fine."
Laura XXX NO WAY YOU WILL BE BACK TOGETHER. GIVE IT TO GOD LOVE YOU ALL"
Just read that they are starting to roll the new "timeline" Facebook out. Waiting for all the panicked posts.When does the cool new Facebook profile look go live?
Can I opt to turn the timeline off?Just read that they are starting to roll the new "timeline" Facebook out. Waiting for all the panicked posts.When does the cool new Facebook profile look go live?
Oh man, I hope you guys can see this one. LINK.
Some recent replies:"Jim XXX Dude, that sucks , talk to me . I'm a pro at this ####."Yeah, makes sense, but I'm sure that's not it. He's just not that type, at all, and reading up on all his stuff prior (I couldn't get enough of this one) confirms as much. So here's what's transpired since:That's the way I read it.:subtext: Hey, look at me! If any of you ladies ever wanted to sleep with me, now is your chance! Fatties welcome.If I ever want to feel depressed, I head to the FB. Unreal what some people are willing to share with the world.Check this out, on my newsfeed just now...
"Well after 16 years of marriage my wife tells me she is leaving, you are never prepared for something like this and I have no idea what to do. I am completely devastated."
Poor guy, but in so many ways.
42 replies offering help and ####. Half of them from God. The last two were the best though. One chick says she can help because she's been through it 3 times now and is looking at a 4th (ON HER FB). Then some dude who says he's a pro at it and to call him. Great.
The most disturbing was one from his high school DAUGHTER, telling him to stay strong. WTF???
Oh, and only two months ago, his wife is posting about their 16th anniversary, saying how she always knew she would marry him and live happily ever after from the moment she saw him. And how she honestly loves him more than ever. It's crazy.
The worst part though, is he/they have an 8 year old fighting for his life, with a very rare, awful cancer.
I mean, it sounds like their youngest child is quite possibly terminal. And Mom decides to surprise him with this for Thanksgiving?
All played out on ####### facebook. He has almost 700 "friends", btw. You couldn't put this #### on the front page of the local paper and get through to more people around them.
Finally, 18 people "liked" the story, lofl.
"Mike XXX This doesn't sound right. Prayers, peace and love to you and the kids. Let's all ask God to come up big here!"
Tuesday at 10:34pm · Like · 1
"Cory XXX Time heals all stay prayed up bro you will be fine."
"Cory XXX Just do u and the kids she will recognize ! Hit me up!"
LOL, doubt it, Cory.
"Laura XXX HAPPY THANKGIVING TO ALL OF YOU,LOVE YOU ALL
Laura XXX NO WAY YOU WILL BE BACK TOGETHER. GIVE IT TO GOD LOVE YOU ALL"
I love Laura's initial heartfelt message. Then minutes later, she lets loose, classic!
But "stay prayed up, bro" has to be my favorite. Never heard that before, BRAH.
I'm not sure this is released yet. If you're trying it now, it's just an app, so yeah, you can delete it. I'm sure you'll be able to - they've let you turn off pretty much everything else (which is awesome). I'm not that worried.Can I opt to turn the timeline off?Just read that they are starting to roll the new "timeline" Facebook out. Waiting for all the panicked posts.When does the cool new Facebook profile look go live?
PIC????Random Hot chick XXX - "AWEEE SOMEONE LEFT THIS POOR GUY OUT IN THE RAIN!! HOW COULD THEY!!" --Pic of her with some completely random soping wet PITBULL on her SOFA licking her face. :X
Tonight. Cant get it from here.PIC????Random Hot chick XXX - "AWEEE SOMEONE LEFT THIS POOR GUY OUT IN THE RAIN!! HOW COULD THEY!!" --Pic of her with some completely random soping wet PITBULL on her SOFA licking her face. :X
have had it for a couple months. Would never want to go back.My profile turned into timeline last night...
I know, it's incredible, these are adults. Just checked his page, now get this... He's changed his profile pic to one with he and the wife. They must be back together, I love it. He hasn't removed the post either, probly doesn't even know he can.So, whoever she was ####ing...got tired of plowing her. And it's one big, happy family again, thanks be to god.I don't know if it's because I'm sitting in a lounge at ORD drunk, but that is some of the funniest #### I've ever seen.
Tonight. Cant get it from here.PIC????Random Hot chick XXX - "AWEEE SOMEONE LEFT THIS POOR GUY OUT IN THE RAIN!! HOW COULD THEY!!" --Pic of her with some completely random soping wet PITBULL on her SOFA licking her face. :X
I know, it's incredible, these are adults. Just checked his page, now get this... He's changed his profile pic to one with he and the wife. They must be back together, I love it. He hasn't removed the post either, probly doesn't even know he can.So, whoever she was ####ing...got tired of plowing her. And it's one big, happy family again, thanks be to god.I don't know if it's because I'm sitting in a lounge at ORD drunk, but that is some of the funniest #### I've ever seen.
WTF is that? No. No, man. ####, no, man. I believe you'd get your ### kicked sayin' something like that, man.Annoying thing about Facebook #12474320523:ADULTS who have taken to taking pictures of their Elf on the Shelf doing mischievous things all over the house. EVERY DAY. I have more than one in my feed doing this. Like it's really clever to take a picture of your Elf on the Shelf on top of your fish bowl, with a caption saying "Woke up this morning to find Elfie fishing." How charming.
Still better than inane posts such as, "Doing the laundry!!!"Annoying thing about Facebook #12474320523:ADULTS who have taken to taking pictures of their Elf on the Shelf doing mischievous things all over the house. EVERY DAY. I have more than one in my feed doing this. Like it's really clever to take a picture of your Elf on the Shelf on top of your fish bowl, with a caption saying "Woke up this morning to find Elfie fishing." How charming.
Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays.WTF is that? No. No, man. ####, no, man. I believe you'd get your ### kicked sayin' something like that, man.Annoying thing about Facebook #12474320523:ADULTS who have taken to taking pictures of their Elf on the Shelf doing mischievous things all over the house. EVERY DAY. I have more than one in my feed doing this. Like it's really clever to take a picture of your Elf on the Shelf on top of your fish bowl, with a caption saying "Woke up this morning to find Elfie fishing." How charming.
Over achieving elf on the shelf mommies'SmoovySmoov said:Annoying thing about Facebook #12474320523:
ADULTS who have taken to taking pictures of their Elf on the Shelf doing mischievous things all over the house. EVERY DAY. I have more than one in my feed doing this. Like it's really clever to take a picture of your Elf on the Shelf on top of your fish bowl, with a caption saying "Woke up this morning to find Elfie fishing." How charming.
I know some resisters. It's pretty clear that the #1 reason they resist is because they feel cooler. Like, "I'm not going with the pack, man."
Yes but then there's this.'SmoovySmoov said:Annoying thing about Facebook #12474320523:
ADULTS who have taken to taking pictures of their Elf on the Shelf doing mischievous things all over the house. EVERY DAY. I have more than one in my feed doing this. Like it's really clever to take a picture of your Elf on the Shelf on top of your fish bowl, with a caption saying "Woke up this morning to find Elfie fishing." How charming.
Really people think it's "cool" to not be on facebook? I'm not on it but it has nothing to do with thinking that's coolI know some resisters. It's pretty clear that the #1 reason they resist is because they feel cooler. Like, "I'm not going with the pack, man."
You know the personality: "Everyone's doing this, so I'm going to not do it."Really people think it's "cool" to not be on facebook? I'm not on it but it has nothing to do with thinking that's coolI know some resisters. It's pretty clear that the #1 reason they resist is because they feel cooler. Like, "I'm not going with the pack, man."
It's the same as the "I don't watch TV crowd". Maybe so, but you sure can repeat the dialogue of every Adam Sandler movie since 2001.You know the personality: "Everyone's doing this, so I'm going to not do it."Really people think it's "cool" to not be on facebook? I'm not on it but it has nothing to do with thinking that's coolI know some resisters. It's pretty clear that the #1 reason they resist is because they feel cooler. Like, "I'm not going with the pack, man."
This always bugged me. Television does not innately imply content that is dumb, just as books do not imply content that is intelligent.It's the same as the "I don't watch TV crowd". Maybe so, but you sure can repeat the dialogue of every Adam Sandler movie since 2001.You know the personality: "Everyone's doing this, so I'm going to not do it."Really people think it's "cool" to not be on facebook? I'm not on it but it has nothing to do with thinking that's coolI know some resisters. It's pretty clear that the #1 reason they resist is because they feel cooler. Like, "I'm not going with the pack, man."
Mr. Pickles likes this.I don't use Facebook not out of principle but because I don't derive any pleasure or use from it. I never post and I check my feed about once a month when there is nothing good here or on Quora, HN, or Twitter. Part of the problem is that I generally don't like the people that are my "friends" and their random and pointless musings make me like them even less.
This is true. I've made it a point to only add friends that I know I can post really metal #### without freaking them out. Occasionally, I'll add a boring family member just to avoid hurt feelings. But if said relative is boring, they immediately get hidden so I don't need to read their boring posts. This has worked out very well. When I read Facebook, it's full of really funny and interesting content.I don't use Facebook not out of principle but because I don't derive any pleasure or use from it. I never post and I check my feed about once a month when there is nothing good here or on Quora, HN, or Twitter. Part of the problem is that I generally don't like the people that are my "friends" and their random and pointless musings make me like them even less.
I have nothing against facebook, but I guess basically "hate people", I really don't want people know what I'm doing and don't care what they are doing, unless it's something "important". Anyway I just get all my family and friend updates from my wife I like to just let people do their thingThe FFA is about as social as I getI don't use Facebook not out of principle but because I don't derive any pleasure or use from it. I never post and I check my feed about once a month when there is nothing good here or on Quora, HN, or Twitter. Part of the problem is that I generally don't like the people that are my "friends" and their random and pointless musings make me like them even less.
Okay, Manley, update for ya (not great, but still kinda funny):"Happy Birthday to my wondeful wife, remember sweetie life starts at 40! love you"Some recent replies:"Jim XXX Dude, that sucks , talk to me . I'm a pro at this ####."Yeah, makes sense, but I'm sure that's not it. He's just not that type, at all, and reading up on all his stuff prior (I couldn't get enough of this one) confirms as much. So here's what's transpired since:That's the way I read it.:subtext: Hey, look at me! If any of you ladies ever wanted to sleep with me, now is your chance! Fatties welcome.If I ever want to feel depressed, I head to the FB. Unreal what some people are willing to share with the world.Check this out, on my newsfeed just now...
"Well after 16 years of marriage my wife tells me she is leaving, you are never prepared for something like this and I have no idea what to do. I am completely devastated."
Poor guy, but in so many ways.
42 replies offering help and ####. Half of them from God. The last two were the best though. One chick says she can help because she's been through it 3 times now and is looking at a 4th (ON HER FB). Then some dude who says he's a pro at it and to call him. Great.
The most disturbing was one from his high school DAUGHTER, telling him to stay strong. WTF???
Oh, and only two months ago, his wife is posting about their 16th anniversary, saying how she always knew she would marry him and live happily ever after from the moment she saw him. And how she honestly loves him more than ever. It's crazy.
The worst part though, is he/they have an 8 year old fighting for his life, with a very rare, awful cancer.
I mean, it sounds like their youngest child is quite possibly terminal. And Mom decides to surprise him with this for Thanksgiving?
All played out on ####### facebook. He has almost 700 "friends", btw. You couldn't put this #### on the front page of the local paper and get through to more people around them.
Finally, 18 people "liked" the story, lofl.
"Mike XXX This doesn't sound right. Prayers, peace and love to you and the kids. Let's all ask God to come up big here!"
Tuesday at 10:34pm · Like · 1
"Cory XXX Time heals all stay prayed up bro you will be fine."
"Cory XXX Just do u and the kids she will recognize ! Hit me up!"
LOL, doubt it, Cory.
"Laura XXX HAPPY THANKGIVING TO ALL OF YOU,LOVE YOU ALL
Laura XXX NO WAY YOU WILL BE BACK TOGETHER. GIVE IT TO GOD LOVE YOU ALL"
I love Laura's initial heartfelt message. Then minutes later, she lets loose, classic!
But "stay prayed up, bro" has to be my favorite. Never heard that before, BRAH.
Wow.I have a another one that's cracking me up now. This obsessive, pole-dancing dentist who is now teaching her boy the "art".
But the best part is the kid is now bringing his buddy over after school and she's got both of them learning how to pole dance. They are like 10. She's posting pics of it. She said something about how she can't wait for the other kid's parents to find out. I'LL SAY. What is that Dad gonna do??? I'll have to look up the exact comments when I have more time.
Also, her husband goes by her last name.
And yes, she is pretty damn hot. GREAT bod.
Dad, I've decided no on Little League this year... Yeah, I'm going to do more pole dancing instead.
Please PM pics.TIA HankI have a another one that's cracking me up now. This obsessive, pole-dancing dentist who is now teaching her boy the "art".
But the best part is the kid is now bringing his buddy over after school and she's got both of them learning how to pole dance. They are like 10. She's posting pics of it. She said something about how she can't wait for the other kid's parents to find out. I'LL SAY. What is that Dad gonna do??? I'll have to look up the exact comments when I have more time.
Also, her husband goes by her last name.
And yes, she is pretty damn hot. GREAT bod.
Dad, I've decided no on Little League this year... Yeah, I'm going to do more pole dancing instead.
lol @ pics, Billy.Okay, I found the posts. Was wondering if they'd still be there...'urbanhack said:Please PM pics.TIA Hank'BRONG said:I have a another one that's cracking me up now. This obsessive, pole-dancing dentist who is now teaching her boy the "art".
But the best part is the kid is now bringing his buddy over after school and she's got both of them learning how to pole dance. They are like 10. She's posting pics of it. She said something about how she can't wait for the other kid's parents to find out. I'LL SAY. What is that Dad gonna do??? I'll have to look up the exact comments when I have more time.
Also, her husband goes by her last name.
And yes, she is pretty damn hot. GREAT bod.
Dad, I've decided no on Little League this year... Yeah, I'm going to do more pole dancing instead.
Billy.
Some chick: "So cute. I like the innocence of it."
Another, Murielle, works at "Gulliver's Wand Shop".
Friend request officially sent!lol @ pics, Billy.Okay, I found the posts. Was wondering if they'd still be there...'urbanhack said:Please PM pics.TIA Hank'BRONG said:I have a another one that's cracking me up now. This obsessive, pole-dancing dentist who is now teaching her boy the "art".
But the best part is the kid is now bringing his buddy over after school and she's got both of them learning how to pole dance. They are like 10. She's posting pics of it. She said something about how she can't wait for the other kid's parents to find out. I'LL SAY. What is that Dad gonna do??? I'll have to look up the exact comments when I have more time.
Also, her husband goes by her last name.
And yes, she is pretty damn hot. GREAT bod.
Dad, I've decided no on Little League this year... Yeah, I'm going to do more pole dancing instead.
First, she posted a pic of the two of them. Two poles, and each kid is at the top of the poles posing for the pic. In between the poles, on the floor, is one of those big, electronic jeeps for little kids.
Her title reads, "Pole Buddies". Here are the comments:
HER: "(Urbanhack) is teaching his friend (Shuke) how to Chinese pole! Shuke's eyes lit up when I showed him how to walk up with his foot flush to the pole! Can't wait til he tells his mom what he learned at my house "
Some chick: "So cute. I like the innocence of it."
HER: "I like that his friend didnt even ask why we had poles in our house They were having a blast!"
Another chick: "you're officially on the cool mom list" Um, not for long.
Yet another: "I love it!!!!"
Some DUDE: "On a side note: You'll never leave the house now!" WTF???
Finally, 5 people liked it. All women. Two of them have pole dancing pics as their profile. Another, Murielle, works at "Gulliver's Wand Shop".
Thanks for keeping us abreast of this awareness.Latest moronic Facebook trend along the lines of "ladies post where you like to keep your purse but don't tell men what it's about! hee hee hee":Women are sending each other some stupid chart where the month of their birth = the name of a country. Then they post something like "I'm going to France for 17 months" with 17 being the day they were born.Oh, this is going to raise breast cancer awareness.
Anything to help!Thanks for keeping us abreast of this awareness.Latest moronic Facebook trend along the lines of "ladies post where you like to keep your purse but don't tell men what it's about! hee hee hee":Women are sending each other some stupid chart where the month of their birth = the name of a country. Then they post something like "I'm going to France for 17 months" with 17 being the day they were born.Oh, this is going to raise breast cancer awareness.