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46 minutes ago, Tick said:

Was your chute out of shape?

Not really, kinda just went back to work.

About 10 months later had a "checkup" including a probe "up" there.  Doc commented that I was especially tight... 

 

wasnt sure if he was hitting on me, or what. :oldunsure:  

 

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3 hours ago, Koya said:

Not really, kinda just went back to work.

About 10 months later had a "checkup" including a probe "up" there.  Doc commented that I was especially tight... 

wasnt sure if he was hitting on me, or what. :oldunsure:  

Only if he asked if he could push up your stool.

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12 hours ago, Tom Servo said:

Only if he asked if he could push up your stool.

I once knew a barmaid who was also studying proctology. Seemed like a natural progression for her.

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From Twitter:

My buddies gf got some bad sushi she was running to the bathroom hiking up her skirt wearing a thong she didn't make it he said it was like a brown sprinkler.

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Just wanted to let you all know, things have been pretty solid for me past few years. 🙌

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12 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

Is the George Brett story in here yet?

I'm not sure he's a member here. 

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12 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

Is the George Brett story in here yet?

Such a great story. :lol:

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On 2/5/2009 at 12:05 PM, [icon] said:

Been purged....

RIP Clyde.

What?  That was legendary... :kicksrock:

That said, this is a pretty good thread I had not seen until now

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...how did I not see this thread before?  And all this time I've been posting my poop stories in the 10K thread...

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32 minutes ago, Angry Beavers said:
On 2/5/2009 at 12:05 PM, [icon] said:

Been purged....

RIP Clyde.

What?  That was legendary... :kicksrock:

That said, this is a pretty good thread I had not seen until now

Has it really been 11+ years since the Clyde thread was purged? We aren't even talking about 11+ years since the thread; it's 11+ years since the thread was purged! That's hard to fathom.

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1 hour ago, dgreen said:

Has it really been 11+ years since the Clyde thread was purged? We aren't even talking about 11+ years since the thread; it's 11+ years since the thread was purged! That's hard to fathom.

15 years since I created this account...... I had one a few years before that as well............. crazy!

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On 5/31/2018 at 2:23 PM, Scoresman said:

I can't remember the last time I had a solid dump.  

Update?

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2 hours ago, Leroy Hoard said:

Update?

Had one after Labor Day last year. 

Shelter-in-Place diet is doing my colon no favors. 

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