Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I noticed the newest version of this ad reworks the hipster's line "it's ex-tremely awesome" to the less obnoxious "it's awesome."
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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvLPeMw0HCc
Now every time I think of Jack Links, I think of a girl covered in piss and feces.
Great job of creating an image like that to associate with your product.
Now every time I think of Jack Links, I think of a girl covered in piss and feces.
Great job of creating an image like that to associate with your product.
Rayderr
Footballguy
I actually like at one. But then, I've always kinda laughed at the people who camp out for days just to get a new phone.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
It's the start of it I don't like when it is on almost every ad break in the baseball games. I change the station by the 2nd deja.
Rayderr
Footballguy
too much repetition can kill any commercial.
Keerock
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Great commercial.
bentley
Footballguy
The thing I don't get about this one is the fact that the song is about how they gave up their relationship for the two story house and now they have the house, but they hate it and each other and they're completely miserable. That's not a terribly positive image.
Brady Marino
Footballguy
I love how the chef tries to talk about the "love" that goes into a Taco Bell dish when the dish we all will eat is processed in factories and put together by 17 year old pimple-faced twits who couldn't care less about the "love" of making Taco Bell because they don't get paid jack ####.
Brady Marino
Footballguy
"THIS...GIRL IS ON FIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!"
Oh hey, go on a spending binge and unwisely use credit and you too can meet Alicia Keys*!
*- She won't like you any more because you use a special credit card.
Oh hey, go on a spending binge and unwisely use credit and you too can meet Alicia Keys*!
*- She won't like you any more because you use a special credit card.
money.never.sleeps
Footballguy
Direct TV has the worst commercials on television right now.. Long winded and not funny. done. 
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Dammit, was just going to post this. I've probably seen it 50 times now."Citi allowed me to bang Alicia Keys!"
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
They're a little late to the humorous auto insurance spot game. Geico and Progressive have this locked up. Norm looks old and desperate for a buck. He probably writes these spots too, which is a shame.
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RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
That's outrageous.That is a great spot.Worst commercial going right now.
John Bender
Footballguy
The worst commercial going right now."Guys, if you want to show people you're changing, show them you're changing."How profound.I love how the chef tries to talk about the "love" that goes into a Taco Bell dish when the dish we all will eat is processed in factories and put together by 17 year old pimple-faced twits who couldn't care less about the "love" of making Taco Bell because they don't get paid jack ####.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I was just coming in here to post that. Somebody likes that commercial? The guy's voice makes me want to jam ice picks into my ears. I don't even know what that commercial is about or who it is for because I change the channel instantly. Turrible.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Old Norm was in Portland not too long ago and stopped in to visit with the afternoon sports talk guys (who are actually really good) and they said after he left that he looked pretty haggard...like slept on the floor of a stranger's bathroom floor sort of haggard. Lotta out of shape and not very sharp.
General Malaise
Footballguy
This is more of a promo than a commercial, but watching the MLB playoffs on FOX has revealed some new show called "Ben & Kate". The frumpy looking blonde just said: "Can I get a what what". 
I really hope I hear that 15 more times tonight.
I really hope I hear that 15 more times tonight.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Think I remember norm on Letterman, years ago, and he mentioned that he doesn't drive.
cstu
Footballguy
The parts harden after being shaped, of course.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Great minds think alike.And so do ours.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
cstu
Footballguy
What marketing genius thought that was funny?
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
"Daaaaaad? Daaaaaad?"
Why is there a floating, full DVR next to my bed?
So annoying.
Why is there a floating, full DVR next to my bed?
So annoying.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Progressive's "Flo" ads are proof positive that there is no God.
mr. furley
Footballguy
the Bud Light "labels / kickers" commercial
THE ####ING LABELS DON'T LINE UP!
THE ####ING LABELS DON'T LINE UP!
Brady Marino
Footballguy
Political ads. All of them.
mr roboto
Footballguy
Had a roommate that started many sentences with that same inflection. He reminds me so much of that salesman.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Could you imagine people from coast to coast hearing you say that?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
It's not even the words as much as it is the delivery.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
:walks into gas station:
"Excuse me. Is there anyone available to show me how to pump gas?"
"Excuse me. Is there anyone available to show me how to pump gas?"
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
The Hardline
Footballguy
The Lights, The Lights, The Lights, The Lights, The Lights, The Lights, The Lights, The Lights
(then repeat ad nauseum)
f'n KMART! They don't even have Kmarts in Texas and yet I have to listen to that?
and their other one with the alarm sounding music is MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDEEEEEEEENNNNNNING.
(then repeat ad nauseum)
f'n KMART! They don't even have Kmarts in Texas and yet I have to listen to that?
and their other one with the alarm sounding music is MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDEEEEEEEENNNNNNING.
John Bender
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Needs more reverb.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Any commercial which includes the word "funner". 
McDonalds and Penzoil have made the list. Any others?
McDonalds and Penzoil have made the list. Any others?
Rayderr
Footballguy
The series has actually been pretty decent (except the Columbus on speedboats one) but yeah, the 2 guys at the end kinda ruin it. Instead of giving us fake Smother Brothers, go out and give us the real Smother Brothers.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Everyone involved with this commercial should have a live honey badger shoved up their rectum.
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Kay Jewelers is back to ruin the Christmas season.
cstu
Footballguy
Meh, it's just a Subaru...J/k.I didn't like that the kid's looked too old be doing something like that. 3 or 4 yo's maybe it's cute.Has anyone mentioned the car commercial where the kids wash the car with the windows down? I want to snatch those kids out of my television and beat the snot out of them myself. Instead, dad says "You missed a spot."
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