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Had my back to it yesterday and finally swung around in anger, ready to punch the TV. I'm not ready for 2 minute commercials yet...

I like it.
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Somehow just saw this again. I have no words to describe how much I hate it. I think the fact that's he's so proud of it really bugs me.

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Allow me to add the Budweiser spot where the guy is describing what he likes about his beer:

Guy: Full bodied, All-American, Unpretentious

Chick: Are you talking about the beer, or me?

Guy: I said 'unpretentious' you stuck-up #####.

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If I could find that awful "It's better in the Bahamas" commercial I'd post it here. It's like someone took 30 seconds to write that tune.

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I haven't read any of this, but seeing the title made me jump at the opportunity to express my hate with that obnoxious redhead in those Progressive commercials. Turn it as fast as I can so I don't have to hear her build-up. And what's with the squeaky clean white backdrop/feeling to that crap?

I'm sure someone already brought it up, but whatever...

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I haven't read any of this, but seeing the title made me jump at the opportunity to express my hate with that obnoxious redhead in those Progressive commercials. Turn it as fast as I can so I don't have to hear her build-up. And what's with the squeaky clean white backdrop/feeling to that crap?I'm sure someone already brought it up, but whatever...

A few Flo ads make it in my "I post my favorite commercials here" thread. :goodposting:She's polarizing, but I think they are largely pretty clever.

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Coors light radio spot where the guy doesn't know if his beer is cold and needs insurance... :unsure::bag:

Jeebus dude, Man up! First thing, stop drinking that watered down piss water Coors...

And then you know how you tell if your beer is cold...Grab the effen can/bottle and if it's cold drink it you ##### whipped ########

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This has been going on for years now. For some reason the marketing geniuses at Post seem to think that shooting commercials in their factories and featuring their dim-witted workers will make people crave cereal. I have no idea what thought process leads to this result.

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extenZe

If it's possible to overact for a do-nothing, phony product, this guy pulls it off.

I like the commentary during this "lets video our TV" segment.

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As much as I like the Progressive commercials with Flo, this one is terrible.

Here you go, Sonny. This one sucks hard.
Yep, there ya have it. Nauseating. I'm sure they're quite effective though; they're playing them like crazy and I remembered the brand easily -- a brand I would normally have zero interest in at that.

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. The damn song is catchy but I have to turn it off
That's Dell being about a decade late to the "flashy colors" trend started by Apple's iMac.

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Pizza Hut's lastest commercial: Jackpot!

How is Jim Brewer still getting work?

By the way, are we now referring to crust with cheese laid on top of it as "stuffed crust"?

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Pizza Hut's lastest commercial: Jackpot!

How is Jim Brewer still getting work?

By the way, are we now referring to crust with cheese laid on top of it as "stuffed crust"?

:yes:

The only thing Breuer (or whatever) has ever done that was funny is AC/DC doing the Hokey Pokey.

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Every Tecate Light commercial, including the awful radio commercials. The TV commercials try too hard to be ethnic, and the radio commercial is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too repetitive and stupid in repeating the name of the beer.

Go away.

"Versanchez," lowriders with jacked hydraulics, chupacabra and Tecate Light -- nice way to sell short your culture, its people and its contributions to society.

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This doesn't work on any level. None.

The worst part of the ad? The employees singing the Intel chime. Especially that ####### in the front row who does this gay little head tilt on the first "bum!" I have no idea why this tweaks me so much.

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Every Tecate Light commercial, including the awful radio commercials. The TV commercials try too hard to be ethnic, and the radio commercial is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too repetitive and stupid in repeating the name of the beer.

Go away.

"Versanchez," lowriders with jacked hydraulics, chupacabra and Tecate Light -- nice way to sell short your culture, its people and its contributions to society.
I'm pretty sure that's about it.

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Especially that ####### in the front row who does this gay little head tilt on the first "bum!" I have no idea why this tweaks me so much.

Wow, relax.

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Every Tecate Light commercial, including the awful radio commercials. The TV commercials try too hard to be ethnic, and the radio commercial is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too repetitive and stupid in repeating the name of the beer.

Go away.

"Versanchez," lowriders with jacked hydraulics, chupacabra and Tecate Light -- nice way to sell short your culture, its people and its contributions to society.
Better yet, the voiceover is done by that ultra-Mexican, Mitch Urban.

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Yeah, better be careful with that stuff. So spicy.

This is usually what I eat when I'm out base jumping and razor scooting

:lmao:

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This is obviously pitched to hipsters, highbrows, and pseudo-intellectuals, but I can't imagine who it's actually resonating with. It's so smug I want to slap my TV.

I know I'm not alone here because I found a terrific

of it featuring Paul Rudd. :lmao:

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The worst part of the ad? The employees singing the Intel chime.

That part of the Intel ads always works my nerves! I'd like to nominate all ads for Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Enzyte, and any male enhancement product. Television and radio both. In the Chicago area (and probably other Big Ten conference markets) we have a radio ad for the Big Ten Network Football Four Pack: "NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FOUR PACK!" The Fight Club homage just doesn't work - the ad is terrible.ETA 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS! Edited by Sister Havana

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In the Chicago area (and probably other Big Ten conference markets) we have a radio ad for the Big Ten Network Football Four Pack: "NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FOUR PACK!" The Fight Club homage just doesn't work - the ad is terrible.

The TV ad is terrible, also.

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This is obviously pitched to hipsters, highbrows, and pseudo-intellectuals, but I can't imagine who it's actually resonating with. It's so smug I want to slap my TV.

I know I'm not alone here because I found a terrific

of it featuring Paul Rudd. :lmao:
:lmao: Dayton for under $900 a day!

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I'm not sure it's as clear in this grainy clip, but in HD this woman looks like a cartoon. Whatever they did to her isn't real.

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Yeah, better be careful with that stuff. So spicy.

This is usually what I eat when I'm out base jumping and razor scooting

:lmao:

I heard that if you snort Miracle Whip it gets you f###ing zooted.

:lmao: :lmao:

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Radio commercial currently playing during, I think, every single commercial break on KFAN in the Twin Cities for Crown Royal Whiskey. They are trying to market Crown Royal as a snooty alternative to drinking beer while watching the game. The voice actor has this smarmy, laid back voice that drives me so batty. All I can think of while listening to this commercial is that he must be watching the game with a bunch of Dockers wearing 50 somethings that never played and have no comprehension of the game they are watching.

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This is obviously pitched to hipsters, highbrows, and pseudo-intellectuals, but I can't imagine who it's actually resonating with. It's so smug I want to slap my TV.

I know I'm not alone here because I found a terrific

of it featuring Paul Rudd. :thumbdown:
:thumbdown:

I hadn't seen that one. The last one the Times did was like that too, but not this bad. I love that it's both highbrows, but also young highbrows who (I guess) know that the future of news is in print.

Have you read the comments to that video? :thumbdown:

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Pizza Hut's lastest commercial: Jackpot!

How is Jim Brewer still getting work?

By the way, are we now referring to crust with cheese laid on top of it as "stuffed crust"?

never understood this one...

uh, there's cheese already on top of the crust

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Pizza Hut's lastest commercial: Jackpot!

How is Jim Brewer still getting work?

By the way, are we now referring to crust with cheese laid on top of it as "stuffed crust"?

never understood this one...

uh, there's cheese already on top of the crust

It's really more of a cheese moat.

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I'm not sure it's as clear in this grainy clip, but in HD this woman looks like a cartoon. Whatever they did to her isn't real.

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This is one of the best threads on the FFA right now.

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this one or not and I doubt many of you have seen it unless you watch some upper level cable stations like the ever wild Ivestigation Discovery Channel or the ultra hip Biography Channel, but the Bare Minerals commercial gives me homicidal rages. It airs nearly every commercial break, is probably 90 seconds long and the chicks in there are as obnoxious as they are ugly.

"Bare Minerals IS my miracle."

"It's easy to talk about something you love and I LOVE Bare Minerals!"

Die.

Oh, and now that winter approaches, I think it's high time to unleash the fine craftwork that is

. These things go GREAT with mobile homes. And I think after I've seen this commercial for the ten thousandth time, I might buy one. I certainly can't buy more than two, for that's my limit!

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This is obviously pitched to hipsters, highbrows, and pseudo-intellectuals, but I can't imagine who it's actually resonating with. It's so smug I want to slap my TV.

I know I'm not alone here because I found a terrific

of it featuring Paul Rudd. :lmao:
:lmao:

Pictures of Goats Section = :thumbup:

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