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I post my least favorite commercials here (4 Viewers)
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Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
I've never watched Stranger Things. As far as kids on TV goes, he's far from the worst offender.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Agreed, the story I read was about it being millenial targeted. Millenials are apparently concerned about what is in the food/drink they are consuming. I think Bud Light is swimming upstream trying to appeal to millenials, but that's the point I guess.
nirad3
Footballguy
If I was faced between drinking Bud Light and nothing, I'd probably choose nothing. It tastes terrible and I think I get a hangover 10 minutes after drinking one. It's been awhile since I've partook but that's what I think of when I think of the ol' BL. The commercials are meh too.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
beer snobs ...$2.50 for a 12-pack of Geobel - drink before going to the bar.
Chaka
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
It works for me; the nerdy voice of a beast with wire rim glasses which then briefly swerves into a demonic thing.
Sullie
Footballguy
The Verizon guy is about as annoying as it gets and what makes it worse is that he's annoying even on mute. Peewee Herman is the only male on the planet that could pull off wearing a suit two sizes too small, it worked for PeeWee because it just did. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE needs to stop this stupid trend of wearing clothing two sizes too small, I'm mainly talking about grown men in suits made for 10 year old boys, enough is enough already!
Gianni Verscotchie
Footballguy
This guy causes extreme rage in me. From his snarky attitude, to his 14.5" neck.
I'm generally against violence but not with this guy!
He's also somehow a co-star in that new Keanu Reaves movie, Replicas.
Chaka
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
The General
Footballguy
I hear this radio commercial at least 5 times a day where these 2 guys are talking about watching a game. One guy has Direct TV and talks about the players great skin and how sweaty they are and the other guy doesn't so he's a loser. Very weird. I wake up to it almost every morning.
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Footballguy
Rustoleum
Footballguy
Yeah, I flip stations as soon as that one comes on, usually only to get an equally grating Steve Wilco commercial.
i don’t think there would even have to be actual words to that ad and I would hate it just based on the guy’s tone/inflection.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Vanilla Guerrilla
Footballguy
What really confuses me is a phone app using her as the spokesperson. Anyone influenced by her probably still has trouble setting the time on the VCR and is using, at best, a flip phone.Bucky86 said:
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Dude talks about his girlfriend commenting on the players' skin care "regime".
Either the hypothetical girlfriend or the marketing department doesn't know what a regimen is.
Unless they really did mean he's got a government system set up for the propose of caring for his skin. Possible, I suppose.
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BoltNlava
Footballguy
I f'n HATE these ads. So what? Everywhere he goes and no matter what he's doing , he'll just suddenly stare off into space and leave any gathering he's at and no one will check to see if he's ok to drive?The latest Matthew McConaughey Lincoln ads. I love Matt, the car looks pretty sweet actually.
But when he does the masse pool shot and they add the women's voice over "I have never seen that before". So dumb
OH it's ok!!! He's driving a Lincoln! The extras on that car are amazing and the mushrooms he's on should not hit for another 2 mins.
nirad3
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
On top of all that he has a really stupid face.
Parrothead
Footballguy
jvdesigns2002
Footballguy
This might actually be my favorite commercial ever. The dude at the end holding the curved cucumber making the "pained" faces gets me rolling every time. Lmao. 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fryBnFSYlLw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fryBnFSYlLw
jhib
Footballguy
This annoying laughing iPhone commercial. I guess it might be at least acceptable if it were half as long.
Hov34
Eephus's Great Great Great Love Child
offdee
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
heckmanm
Footballguy
I prefer LIMU/Doug (dumb as they are) to the jingle and the ads that assume viewers have no clue how insurance works. (Hey, if you don't want your rates to go up after your first accident, just let us raise them BEFORE you have an accident!)
Also Doug reminds me of a friend of mine which gives me a chuckle. And LIMU makes me remember Rod Hull (RIP) so they can't be all bad.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Foosball God
Foos
"I don't know who they got to design that but give them a cookie and a star." 
johnnycakes
Footballguy
It’s the line, “only pay for what you need” that makes me scratch my head. And I’m a liberty mutual customer!!
Hastur
Footballguy
First 3 questions on a date should be:
Do you believe the earth is flat?
Do you believe the earth is only 6,000 years old?
When forced to order Domino's pizza, do you buy the pizza insurance?
nirad3
Footballguy
Their pan pizza is actually fairly good in terms of pizza I can get delivered to my house.
Gianni Verscotchie
Footballguy
That BMW commercial with the dancing millennials.
I hate everyone and everything associated with that commercial.
The expressionless girl dancing up to the car to unlock it with her phone - HOW IS THAT EASIER THAN KEYLESS ENTRY???
The mumbly singing in the background song - I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE'S SINGING!!
The idiot's doing lame dance moves in the street
I WILL NEVER BUY A BMW BECAUSE OF THIS COMMERCIAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqUoLkQ2ym0
I hate everyone and everything associated with that commercial.
The expressionless girl dancing up to the car to unlock it with her phone - HOW IS THAT EASIER THAN KEYLESS ENTRY???
The mumbly singing in the background song - I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE'S SINGING!!
The idiot's doing lame dance moves in the street
I WILL NEVER BUY A BMW BECAUSE OF THIS COMMERCIAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqUoLkQ2ym0
nirad3
Footballguy
Everything must be accessible via phone now. Buying your car, renting a car, getting a ride, etc. etc.....
So yeah, you can open up some app and then unlock your car door. Unless it just recognizes the signal without opening anything up, then it's the same as normal keyless I suppose
But yes, stupid.
offdee
Footballguy
You're missing the whole point of the message.
It's trying to signify that outside of this car, the world is just a zombie to technology/music/trends. The expressionless dancing, mumbling music with no real "meaning", the fashion forward clothes, funky hair colors, etc are just the norms now and not really "different". What is different and gets noticed amongst the zombies are the old guy on a pay phone (old unused technology) and the new BMW (the next big thing in technology).
And the difference in a phone unlocking the car and a key fob is that everyone always has their phone with them so it's just more convenient. You no longer need to carry/remember/hope to not lose your car key fob.
