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10 hours ago, offdee said:

Why exactly would Jerome Bettis be dominant at flag football? 

Ask Brian Urlacher.

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9 hours ago, Joe Summer said:

I've had about enough of Aaron Rodgers and his phony agent.

Aaron's smug agent is the most annoying guy in the commercials.  

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11 minutes ago, Jayrok said:

Aaron's smug agent is the most annoying guy in the commercials.  

The State Farm agent being the smug one?  If so, I agree.  I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the sports agent for having to deal with Rodgers and the State Farm guy.

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10 minutes ago, Bull Dozier said:

The State Farm agent being the smug one?  If so, I agree.  I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the sports agent for having to deal with Rodgers and the State Farm guy.

Yes, the fist bumping dbag.  The sports agent should dump Rodgers and go for another up and coming QB like L. Jackson.  He already has Mahomes.  

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Almost all of the ads featuring athletes and former athletes belong on this list.  At least the Jerry Rice Rice-A-Roni commercials make some sense.

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Free phone football?

Free phone football!

Free phone football?

Free phone football!

Free

Phone

Foot

Ball

Free

Phone

Foot 

Ball

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1 minute ago, Andy Dufresne said:

Free phone football?

Free phone football!

Free phone football?

Free phone football!

Free

Phone

Foot

Ball

Free

Phone

Foot 

Ball

It's funny because it's nostalgic.

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If I never see the Charlize Theron Budwiser commercial again it'll be too soon. I now hate Run D.M.C. as a result as well.

Seen once or twice it's not so bad, but they play it every single commercial break on the MLB app streams.

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59 minutes ago, Gr00vus said:

If I never see the Charlize Theron Budwiser commercial again it'll be too soon. I now hate Run D.M.C. as a result as well.

Seen once or twice it's not so bad, but they play it every single commercial break on the MLB app streams.

This. StatCast and the Gillette razor commercial too.

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3 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said:

Free phone football?

Free phone football!

Free phone football?

Free phone football!

Free

Phone

Foot

Ball

Free

Phone

Foot 

Ball

The only one mentioned thus far that I am considering muting when it comes on.  It gives me anxiety.

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The Martha Stewart one where guy is cutting potatoes and “slices his finger off”, brings his hand up to screen to show no finger but not a trace of blood.  Wtf?   Then he proceeds to basically throw himself off of a 20 story patio railing plummeting to his death.   Interesting. 

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14 minutes ago, offdee said:

The Martha Stewart one where guy is cutting potatoes and “slices his finger off”, brings his hand up to screen to show no finger but not a trace of blood.  Wtf?   Then he proceeds to basically throw himself off of a 20 story patio railing plummeting to his death.   Interesting. 

Still sounds better than those Aaron Rodgers ads.

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I've had more than enough of the Chevy truck ads with their stupid tailgates.

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17 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said:

:jawdrop:

I see what you did there.

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22 hours ago, offdee said:

The Martha Stewart one where guy is cutting potatoes and “slices his finger off”, brings his hand up to screen to show no finger but not a trace of blood.  Wtf?   Then he proceeds to basically throw himself off of a 20 story patio railing plummeting to his death.   Interesting. 

Awful all around. Skeevy hostess, bleating and screaming, and the thought of a mangled digit. Something for everyone to hate.

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On 9/24/2019 at 12:49 PM, Tom Servo said:

I've had more than enough of the Chevy truck ads with their stupid tailgates.

And they missed on their brand identity as it is a GMC ad.

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The Baker Mayfield one at the fuse box trying to turn ON the blender for his gf...technically this doesn’t make sense.   If the blender outlet isn’t working means a fuse was blown and it would switch to Off in the box and would be clear as day which one needed to be reset (it would be the only one in a different direction than all the other fuse switches) 

Fuse labels are only valuable when you want to turn an outlet or light OFF

 

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13 hours ago, offdee said:

The Baker Mayfield one at the fuse box trying to turn ON the blender for his gf...technically this doesn’t make sense.   If the blender outlet isn’t working means a fuse was blown and it would switch to Off in the box and would be clear as day which one needed to be reset (it would be the only one in a different direction than all the other fuse switches) 

Fuse labels are only valuable when you want to turn an outlet or light OFF

 

:goodposting:He's clearly turning breakers OFF (viz, floor cleaner guy) 

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In the category of commercials that weren't that bad the first time but quickly became really annoying:

This......... watch........ tells........ time.

 

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This ad they've plaid twice now in half hour.. Just in time for the long summer nights, SPRING into action now... (to buy outdoor furniture). 🙄

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I see this DriveWise commercial at least 5 times a day for well over a year.  It makes me sick.   Just once I would like to see a car careen into this idiot sitting in the middle of the street. 

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12 minutes ago, fruity pebbles said:

Geico “Antonio” pony ad. I wanna punch that kid right in the face.

I think that's the point.

 

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On 9/24/2019 at 1:49 PM, Tom Servo said:

I've had more than enough of the Chevy truck ads with their stupid tailgates.

"Real people, not actors"

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On 9/26/2019 at 10:24 PM, offdee said:

The Baker Mayfield one at the fuse box trying to turn ON the blender for his gf...technically this doesn’t make sense.   If the blender outlet isn’t working means a fuse was blown and it would switch to Off in the box and would be clear as day which one needed to be reset (it would be the only one in a different direction than all the other fuse switches) 

Fuse labels are only valuable when you want to turn an outlet or light OFF

 

Least that one is semi comical  "I don't know who labelled this thing"

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On 9/30/2019 at 6:34 AM, fruity pebbles said:

Geico “Antonio” pony ad. I wanna punch that kid right in the face.

You can thank Napoleon Dynamite for things like this.  The overly "random" things like the pony and the other kid with the "mom" coffee cup.  Yeah, come on.

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Just now, nirad3 said:

You can thank Napoleon Dynamite for things like this.  The overly "random" things like the pony and the other kid with the "mom" coffee cup.  Yeah, come on.

Well, they are a couple after all.   

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On 9/30/2019 at 8:13 AM, Godsbrother said:

I see this DriveWise commercial at least 5 times a day for well over a year.  It makes me sick.   Just once I would like to see a car careen into this idiot sitting in the middle of the street. 

it's all worth it for the "wanna go bro??" guy.  

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23 minutes ago, Gianni Verscotchie said:

Enough of the "Tips from a former smoker" commercials.

I'M TRYING TO EAT

Second those start I hit previous channel ASAP.

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On 9/26/2019 at 9:48 PM, Drunken knight said:

free phone football

I came here to post this ... specifically the "whisper" version (parents w/baby).

It is not just bad, imo, but causes me actual physical discomfort. Weird.

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1 hour ago, Man of Constant Sorrow said:

I came here to post this ... specifically the "whisper" version (parents w/baby).

It is not just bad, imo, but causes me actual physical discomfort. Weird.

I've been muting/switching channel for this.

And I still pull my earbuds out for the Tide ads on Pandora.  Even worse than the Free Phone Football one.

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On ‎10‎/‎2‎/‎2019 at 9:18 AM, Gianni Verscotchie said:

Enough of the "Tips from a former smoker" commercials.

I'M TRYING TO EAT

Those women have a really sexy, deep voice. :oldunsure:

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I guess I should be excited to know that if anyone throws lettuce at my new iPhone it won’t break?

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Why would Charlize Theron be hanging out at a dive bar alone? Then play billiards and darts with some cretins?

Is she a regular? The way the bartender and she are communicating, it implies that she hangs out there 16 hours a day.

stupid

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I want to be the official "Your commercial makes no sense" guy.

Dr Pepper "State" fan is proud of his "Tech" clad toddler...until the latter stars trash talking State.

THE TODDLER DIDN'T DRESS HIMSELF! Your commercial makes no sense.

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All drug commercials are terrible but saw an ED one that really set a new low. Bunch of random older dudes holding different shaped vegetables like carrots, cucumbers, etc. turning them around in their hands staring intently at them as stand ins for their junk. What were these people thinking?

:yucky:

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20 minutes ago, Buckna said:

All drug commercials are terrible but saw an ED one that really set a new low. Bunch of random older dudes holding different shaped vegetables like carrots, cucumbers, etc. turning them around in their hands staring intently at them as stand ins for their junk. What were these people thinking?

:yucky:

They were obviously thinking about their junk.

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21 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said:

I want to be the official "Your commercial makes no sense" guy.

Dr Pepper "State" fan is proud of his "Tech" clad toddler...until the latter stars trash talking State.

THE TODDLER DIDN'T DRESS HIMSELF! Your commercial makes no sense.

Michael Scott slapping table and yelling THANK YOU! dot gif

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22 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said:

I want to be the official "Your commercial makes no sense" guy.

Dr Pepper "State" fan is proud of his "Tech" clad toddler...until the latter stars trash talking State.

THE TODDLER DIDN'T DRESS HIMSELF! Your commercial makes no sense.

Was coming here to post this.  I'm so glad I'm not the only one.  :shrug:

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On 10/13/2019 at 2:27 PM, Andy Dufresne said:

I want to be the official "Your commercial makes no sense" guy.

Dr Pepper "State" fan is proud of his "Tech" clad toddler...until the latter stars trash talking State.

THE TODDLER DIDN'T DRESS HIMSELF! Your commercial makes no sense.

Yes and no.  If you want to be super literal, yes, the commercial makes no sense.  If you want to look at what they are trying to satire, it makes sense.  The baby looks like someone else's baby, but dad has no reason to believe he isn't the father, until of course the baby says Tech sucks.  Then it becomes undeniable.  it's funny, but not if you want to think about it.

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Why does Rodgers' sports agent care who his insurance agent is?  Seems the sports agent makes a little more money than the State Farm agent.  Perhaps not in Wisconsin.  

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On 10/13/2019 at 1:57 PM, Drunken knight said:

The Champ is here!

Is it wrong that I want to shoot each one of those "models" in the face?

 

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