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2 hours ago, randall146 said:

Why don’t they just pull Bettis’s flag?!?

Barry Sanders is 4 years older and would have been a much better choice.

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Apple commercial screaming something about "I want my baby" and derivations thereof don't make me want an iPhone.

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The VW commercial where some millennial tw@t-wad is walking through the city looking down at his phone, oblivious to the world... making a group of runners part him like the Red Sea, only to escape getting run over by some soccer mom because her VW has the backup camera with warnings.  

That one's great. 

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36 minutes ago, nirad3 said:

The VW commercial where some millennial tw@t-wad is walking through the city looking down at his phone, oblivious to the world... making a group of runners part him like the Red Sea, only to escape getting run over by some soccer mom because her VW has the backup camera with warnings.  

That one's great. 

In a similar vein I find the current one for some alexa/headphones thingie where the guy is walking around asking them questions about haircare annoying. Is that where we're going as a society - everyone bumbling around in public talking to their headphones?

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The combination of lazy and stupid customers has proven to be a true goldmine for big businesses. Many are paranoid of the government but why enslave people when you can just trick them into giving away their money and not to have to think for themselves?

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13 hours ago, Leroy Hoard said:

The combination of lazy and stupid customers has proven to be a true goldmine for big businesses. Many are paranoid of the government but why enslave people when you can just trick them into giving away their money and not to have to think for themselves?

In all seriousness, it's why I don't have one and don't plan on getting one.

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15 hours ago, nirad3 said:

The VW commercial where some millennial tw@t-wad is walking through the city looking down at his phone, oblivious to the world... making a group of runners part him like the Red Sea, only to escape getting run over by some soccer mom because her VW has the backup camera with warnings.  

That one's great. 

"There is someone... walking behind you... turn arooooound, look at meeeeee..."   

Catchy tune.  

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The Ring doorbell ad where the two would be thieves are slowly approaching the porch in broad daylight. 

"This one looks like it could be a nice haul... oh wait.  It has a Ring!"  Then the CPA at the corporate gym scares them away.  "I'd run away... right now gentlemen!"  

His haughtiness is an invitation for them to come back after midnight and throw some bricks through some windows.  Or come back another day and sneak up out of view with black paint to cover the doorbell.  

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43 minutes ago, Jayrok said:

The Ring doorbell ad where the two would be thieves are slowly approaching the porch in broad daylight. 

"This one looks like it could be a nice haul... oh wait.  It has a Ring!"  Then the CPA at the corporate gym scares them away.  "I'd run away... right now gentlemen!"  

His haughtiness is an invitation for them to come back after midnight and throw some bricks through some windows.  Or come back another day and sneak up out of view with black paint to cover the doorbell.  

Plus the guy's physique indicates it must be his first day at the gym. He's so soft and doughy

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On 11/4/2019 at 12:59 PM, supermike80 said:
On 11/4/2019 at 12:56 PM, randall146 said:

And do they ever tell us what makes it platinum?  I’ve seen the commercials 4 dillion times and haven’t noticed

Cause they said so.  Don't you EVER doubt the Budweiser marketing machine.   Ever.

This is the entity that brought you...Bud Light Lime-a-rita,  and dilly dilly and watched America suck it up through a straw.  

Mmmmm, Beer

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On 11/10/2019 at 2:59 PM, Chemical X said:

dominos pizza.......”just file a claim”

"We're going to expedite this order!"

Get the #### out of here with this ####, it's pizza.

 

 

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45 minutes ago, Keerock said:

The champ is here.

This.

 

And... EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!

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23 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

 

And... EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!

It is also annoying when stadiums play that.

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25 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

This.

 

And... EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!

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