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I post my least favorite commercials here (5 Viewers)
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Leroy Hoard
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bigbottom
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Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
this term needs to be brought back out a lot more.Osaurus said:
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
This one and the “this game is boring” video game one actually crack me up.
LiMu Emu needs to be taken out back and shot already.
Foosball God
Foos
I'm not sure why, but the fake ice cube annoys me the most.Wheezer34 said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
This one is head-spinningly stupid for a few reasons - I'm not sure which company is running this, but I think it's for auto insurance.
Scene opens and some bearded hipster turning on his gas stove to heat up a tea kettle.
Hipster gets in his car and drives to pick up some fresh fish, a loaf of bread (where a kindly black fellow passes it to him through an open window and says "still warm") and maybe another errand or two in total.
Hipster gets back home RIGHT IN TIME for his tea kettle to make the hissing noise.
Hipster sits down and the FIRST THING he does is lot into his auto insurance on his phone to see that, yup, he's driven all of 1.1 miles and was charged 0.11 cents for it.
Then, the commercial ends and pans away from a very small island that just happens to have a thriving fishing community, local baker, florist, dessert shoppe, etc.
WHY WOULDN'T A FREAKING HIPSTER WALK THE 1.1 MILES? OR TAKE A BIKE? And who in the sam hell races into the house to log into their auto insurance to make sure it's captured their latest drive accurately?
The whole thing is stupid.
Scene opens and some bearded hipster turning on his gas stove to heat up a tea kettle.
Hipster gets in his car and drives to pick up some fresh fish, a loaf of bread (where a kindly black fellow passes it to him through an open window and says "still warm") and maybe another errand or two in total.
Hipster gets back home RIGHT IN TIME for his tea kettle to make the hissing noise.
Hipster sits down and the FIRST THING he does is lot into his auto insurance on his phone to see that, yup, he's driven all of 1.1 miles and was charged 0.11 cents for it.
Then, the commercial ends and pans away from a very small island that just happens to have a thriving fishing community, local baker, florist, dessert shoppe, etc.
WHY WOULDN'T A FREAKING HIPSTER WALK THE 1.1 MILES? OR TAKE A BIKE? And who in the sam hell races into the house to log into their auto insurance to make sure it's captured their latest drive accurately?
The whole thing is stupid.
Foosball God
Foos
Gr00vus
Footballguy
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Uber Eats...Stewart Vs. Hamill and Biles Vs. Van Ness
I don't even know what to say about these commercials.
I don't even know what to say about these commercials.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
The first thing I thought was anyone who could afford to live on that island doesn't care about their daily car insurance expense. Pretty sure he was driving a luxury brand SUV too.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Most of these ads totally suck, but somehow continue to be greenlighted by the people paying for them. And we get the joy of watching them.
DallasDMac
Footballguy
I have a remote. No way I sit through any of them. (Yes, I do indeed drive the wife crazy flipping the channel during commercials).
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Keerock
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Jayrok
Footballguy
I agree with you. I hate that spot and her bratty entitled attitude. The AT&T spokeswoman... now she's hot.
playin4beer
Footballguy
Any fragrance commercial...
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
You can tell by the way she says “yeah?” when he says he got her something too that she likes to get freaky
smash city
ChiefD
Footballguy
She was hot in year one. Commercial was funny.Tom Servo said:The chick is hot.
Year two (last year) she was still hot, but then I started to get mad at the guy for buying himself a truck and not having the stones to say: "Sorry - that's my truck."
Year three (this year) I want to punch them both in the face.
ChiefD
Footballguy
Maybe so, but the whole condescending "Word of mouth. It's what they did before commercials" line and the smug way she delivers that line......
offdee
Footballguy
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https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=BDw40Ins&id=746C7018C199462A4E82639E20D4379378EB0535&thid=OIP.BDw40InsKLoQMvQfHj7y1AAAAA&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F236x%2Fa6%2F5e%2F86%2Fa65e86a6a873c628f0a6ee640731e195.jpg&exph=333&expw=235&q=lily+at&=t+lady&simid=608032404533087576&ck=0DA47A4BC70240AF0A2F9245BAF3B83F&selectedindex=170&form=EX0023&adlt=demote&shtp=GetUrl&shid=45bb483c-958e-4e8f-bdcd-d5434973c652&shtk=MjM1IEJlc3QgTWlsYW5hIFZheW50cnViIGltYWdlcyB8IEFjdHJlc3NlcywgQ2VsZWJyaXRpZXMgLi4u&shdk=Rm91bmQgb24gQmluZyBmcm9tIHd3dy5waW50ZXJlc3Quc2U%3D&shhk=ukBMSSOvnc2o9QhaiW%2BcugbDu6dXw0yZUWlzl%2FOr2OM%3D&shth=OSH.EGHnaojOgYb6UdP80rC%2BVA
playin4beer
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Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
playin4beer
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ChiefD
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Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Leroy Hoard
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Bull Dozier
Footballguy
I told my wife the same thing. Surprisingly, she didn't agree with me and said I was reading too much into it. She's wrong a lot though so I still believe.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
what is this?Gr00vus said:
Gr00vus
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
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Chemical X
Footballguy
the commercial that uses the ODB song, Got Your Money. lol, check out the full song lyrics.
Chemical X
Footballguy
skippy place is annoying. i can’t hear what anyone is singing.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Oh Danny Boy...the pipes, the pipes are calling
bigbottom
Footballguy
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
FIIIIVE ROASTBEEEEFFF SAAAAANNNDWIIICH!!!!
DallasDMac
Footballguy
Along with Rock-n-Roll Santas or cash spewing Santas. Of course these usually appear in local car commercials, so there is quite a bit of cross-over between the two.
