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I bet him or his friends live in your building. He was probably just wasted and climbed in the wrong balcony. I bet alot of us have done that in college. I went in the wrong house once and know guys who woke up in a strange house.I'll look into it.
Attempting to break in and being in my living room with a flashlight are 2 different things. Well, not so much in Oklahoma...You could die doing that.I'm almost afraid to ask but- just out of curiosity, what happens to me if I attempt to break into Brutis' home in the middle of the night?Dude you blew it!!you had a chance to shoot him...legally too!!
You know, you could be right. His incoherent mumbling would make a lot more sense in that light.I bet him or his friends live in your building. He was probably just wasted and climbed in the wrong balcony. I bet alot of us have done that in college. I went in the wrong house once and know guys who woke up in a strange house.
Why was he attempting to enter any house with a flashlight? It doesn't really add up.I bet him or his friends live in your building. He was probably just wasted and climbed in the wrong balcony. I bet alot of us have done that in college. I went in the wrong house once and know guys who woke up in a strange house.
Along with the shoes and weed. Im surpised you ratted him out, lol.Was it your flashlight or his he had. that will shed alot of light on his intentions. Did he bring his own light? Who carries a flashlight when drinking? Is your flashlight missing?You know, you could be right. His incoherent mumbling would make a lot more sense in that light.I bet him or his friends live in your building. He was probably just wasted and climbed in the wrong balcony. I bet alot of us have done that in college. I went in the wrong house once and know guys who woke up in a strange house.I'll look into it.
Well, his shoes and pot were in the middle of my living room; I assumed he took them off to better sneak around and take my ####. He did have a flashlight, though, and it wasn't mine... which wouldn't make sense unless he was trying to walk around in the dark without disturbing his presumably sleeping friends.Either way, the guy's a nitwit and as demonstrated by the responses here he's pretty lucky all I did was toss him out and call the cops.Along with the shoes and weed. Im surpised you ratted him out, lol.Was it your flashlight or his he had. that will shed alot of light on his intentions. Did he bring his own light? Who carries a flashlight when drinking? Is your flashlight missing?You know, you could be right. His incoherent mumbling would make a lot more sense in that light.I bet him or his friends live in your building. He was probably just wasted and climbed in the wrong balcony. I bet alot of us have done that in college. I went in the wrong house once and know guys who woke up in a strange house.
The guy did get out now.
we should all do this. Seriously.
What he said.Once I realized it was just a confused kid I would stop beating him, but I would still call the cops just to be safe.Bizarre story.
I'm totally doing this. Great call.
Maybe you should cut your hair
Seriously this has to be shtick no?I wake up from a dead sleep to a stranger in my apartment, he's getting at the least tackled and pummeled some. You guys just had this pleasant exchange and that was what?And at the pot.
I don't think that's the tough guy answer, I think that's how I would seriously react, being scared crapless and wanting to defend myself/take control of the situation.
Actually a really good question. This was no "accident."
All the more reason to put a bat to his head?
I don't keep a gun in my house. My wife does have a bat by the bed for security for when I'm out of town. If somebody is in my house and I'm not sure if they are armed, I'm probably not going after them with my bat. Self-defence with it, yes.
Id call the cops as soon as I figured out some #### was going down. at people just going up to and attacking an intruder who in most cases at least has a knife and probably a handgun on them. Unless all theses bad ### FFAers all live in Canada, then maybe I could see that.
I envision this as the guy (for whatever reason) snuck into an apartment that he thought belonged to someone else, took his shoes off, and kicked back. Decided to take a piss before a couple of tokes to help him sleep. Pill caught him on the way to the bathroom.
Leaving his weed in the living room floor is another sure sign that this wasn't his first rodeo.At first I read this as you bumping into some stoned kid on the way to the pisser after crashing in the wrong place. But the whole flashlight thing is really ####### weird.
This is the correct answer. Glad you're ok pill.Can't believe he told you his full name.
As is climbing in through the 3rd floor balcony window.
What about the flashlight?This is the correct answer. Glad you're ok pill.Can't believe he told you his full name.
Based on the OPs story, though, which is: "I'm a heavy sleeper, so I don't know what woke me, but I woke up about an hour ago and crawled out of bed and ran smack into a guy in my apartment outside my bedroom", you didn't have the opportunity to call the cops before running into the intruder and and you know it's not the hypothetical Devonte Johnson. You didn't choose it, but you're standing face-to-face with the guy. Are you really going to run, close the door, and call the cops while your four year old son is out there? I really don't find it that hard to believe that somebody would take physical action under those circumstances.
if anyone does this, at least send him a link to the thread.
It truly does. That post and the Fro theft ones. Good ####.
Why would anyone want to steal the Fro alias? All you can do with it is #### up polls.:yesno:
I've just deemed it sig worthy.
Awesome.
Who is that in your avatar? Hubba, hubba.
Seriously this has to be shtick no?I wake up from a dead sleep to a stranger in my apartment, he's getting at the least tackled and pummeled some. You guys just had this pleasant exchange and that was what?And
Seriously. I keep my brass knuckles and maglight in my nightstand just in case something like this happens.
He woulda had to smoke me up and tell me his story before I let him go. If he wasn't robbing me I supect we woulda became fast friends. Although if my kids in any way were involved he may have been beaten close to death.
I wonder if this will make him more or less likely to accept that friend request I sent him.
This would be my guess too. When I was in college, one of my good friends did this accidentally. Downtown was in walking distance to a neighborhood where a bunch of college students lived (including myself on and off during college). Some friends of ours lived in a house on a street in this neighborhood, and there was a house a couple doors down that looked almost identical. She was drunk one night walking back from downtown and decided to crash on their sofa. Unknowingly she went to the house that was almost identical to her friends house, and the door was locked but the window wasn't, so she climbed through the window and passed out on their couch. The next morning they awoke to find her on their sofa and they called the police. They pressed charges against her for breaking and entering. They knew who she was too from seeing her over at the house that was a couple houses down. Anyway, she got her charge reduced from a felony to a misdeamenor, but she had to do community service and pay a fine.
A drunk chick breaking into my place change everything.Actually, do you have her number? She sounds like my type of gal.TIA
Yes this is my take as well. I just don't see myself trying to figure it out when I run into somebody that's in my house in the middle of the night carrying a flashlight. There aren't too many explanations that would make sense anyway. My rationale would be get in a few punches while I have the advantage.
