John Bender
Footballguy
I started ignoring over the last 2 years. My life has never been better because of it. I don't even think about my growing student loan debt anymore
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HAven't set my clocks back yet (1 Viewer)
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John Bender
Footballguy
I do think not changing clocks back shtick would have been a perfect Kramer storyline on Seinfeld. They'd have made it funnier than I could
MC Gas Money
Footballguy
John Bender
Footballguy
you're the genius
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
John Bender
Footballguy
Still got my hour from last year.
TWO HOURS IN THE BANK NOW #####ES!!!!
TWO HOURS IN THE BANK NOW #####ES!!!!
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
I hate you! Me bumping this thread was a time-honored tradition. Now you've ruined everything.
top dog
Footballguy
Had a conversation with my wife about this yesterday...
wife: We gain an extra hour sunday morning, right?
me: well, not reallly.
wife: spring "forward", fall "back", right?
me: yeah... but that doesn't exactly equal an extra hour.
wife: I get an extra hour of sleep.
me: only if you get up at the same time you were going to. You will need to set you alarm to make sure you wake up at a time other than a natural time.
wife:
me: If you go to sleep at midnight, and wake up naturally... You really didn't get an extra hour of sleep.
wife:
me: There is still 24 hours in a day.
wife:
me: you need to set your alarm to a time where you would actually gain that hour.
wife:
me;
wife: You know I'm only with you because you make great
me: :(
Had this conversation again this year. It ended with her saying "Why can't you just let me be happy." I had no argument to that. If she feels like she's getting an extra hour of sleep, ok.
To be fair, while she completely :whoosh: on daylight savings... She is hotter than me, makes a great living and has done a great job of keeping me from doing really stupid things myself... Like jumping bonfires while intoxicated... Accepting a "who can run the fastest on a treadmill, while intoxicated" challenge... and many other countless things that involve will power and common sense.
John Bender
Footballguy
Damn man. I actually pointed that out in Curly's fall back thread too. Recognizing the tradition - but I know you've not been as omnipresent here and got a little too bump happy.I hate you! Me bumping this thread was a time-honored tradition. Now you've ruined everything.
I feel like #### now.
Peyton Marino
Footballguy
you crazy kids!Had a conversation with my wife about this yesterday...
wife: We gain an extra hour sunday morning, right?
me: well, not reallly.
wife: spring "forward", fall "back", right?
me: yeah... but that doesn't exactly equal an extra hour.
wife: I get an extra hour of sleep.
me: only if you get up at the same time you were going to. You will need to set you alarm to make sure you wake up at a time other than a natural time.
wife:
me: If you go to sleep at midnight, and wake up naturally... You really didn't get an extra hour of sleep.
wife:
me: There is still 24 hours in a day.
wife:
me: you need to set your alarm to a time where you would actually gain that hour.
wife:
me;
wife: You know I'm only with you because you make great
me: :(
Had this conversation again this year. It ended with her saying "Why can't you just let me be happy." I had no argument to that. If she feels like she's getting an extra hour of sleep, ok.
To be fair, while she completely :whoosh: on daylight savings... She is hotter than me, makes a great living and has done a great job of keeping me from doing really stupid things myself... Like jumping bonfires while intoxicated... Accepting a "who can run the fastest on a treadmill, while intoxicated" challenge... and many other countless things that involve will power and common sense.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
It's 2:13 am everywhere!!!!!!
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
What happened, RN? Got a new girlfriend or something?John Bender said:Damn man. I actually pointed that out in Curly's fall back thread too. Recognizing the tradition - but I know you've not been as omnipresent here and got a little too bump happy.I feel like #### now.Raider Nation said:I hate you! Me bumping this thread was a time-honored tradition. Now you've ruined everything.John Bender said:
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
I wish daylight saving time will get abolished. I hate it and the time changes happen twice a year.
He stumbled on to a secret vault of thousands of never before seen porno movies.What happened, RN? Got a new girlfriend or something?John Bender said:Damn man. I actually pointed that out in Curly's fall back thread too. Recognizing the tradition - but I know you've not been as omnipresent here and got a little too bump happy.I feel like #### now.Raider Nation said:I hate you! Me bumping this thread was a time-honored tradition. Now you've ruined everything.John Bender said:
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
This thread.
I was out with friends tonight and I had hoped I was the first to bump. ool
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Back on schedule now, Bender.
Phil Elliott
Footballguy
Spectrum reset the clocks on the cable modems about an hour ago.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Gonna be light until 10 pm tomorrow. 
In The Zone
Footballguy
Spring forward and it's freakin snowing.
sports_fan
Footballguy
I'm just going to move my clock back 23 hours. I'm too tired to lose an hour of sleep
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
‘Bout that time to bump this classic.
Psychopav
Help us, Joebi-Wan Brynobi, you're our only ho
O Fallback Day (to the tune of O Tannenbaum)
O Fallback Day, O Fallback Day,
How lovely is your hour (repeat)
We take the clocks at two and then
We turn them back to one again
O Fallback Day, O Fallback Day,
How lovely is your hour
Turning Back the Clocks (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Turning back the clocks
Every Fallback Day
We get an extra hour
And we shout "hooray"
Except for all of those
People in Arizona
But they're prob'ly pretty grumpy
Since they don't get to sleep in.
OH....Fallback Day, Fallback Day
Turning back the clocks
Once a year we change the clocks
And get an extra ho-ur!
Fallback Day, Fallback Day
Turning back the clocks
Once a year we change the clocks
And get an extra hour!
The First Fallback Day (to the tune of The First Noel)
The first Fallback Day, they turned back the clocks
And everyone thought that it was pretty cool.
Then six months later, some idiot said
"Hey shouldn't we turn the clocks forward again?"
And ever since then, every six months
We change all the clocks and sometimes it's cool but sometimes it stinks.
Except for those people in Arizona -
They're a bunch of loose cannons they never play ball.
Fallback Da-ay, Fallback Day!
Fallback Da-ay, Fallback Daaa-aaaay!
Turn back the clocks and gain an hour.
Happy Fallback Day everybody!
O Fallback Day, O Fallback Day,
How lovely is your hour (repeat)
We take the clocks at two and then
We turn them back to one again
O Fallback Day, O Fallback Day,
How lovely is your hour
Turning Back the Clocks (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Turning back the clocks
Every Fallback Day
We get an extra hour
And we shout "hooray"
Except for all of those
People in Arizona
But they're prob'ly pretty grumpy
Since they don't get to sleep in.
OH....Fallback Day, Fallback Day
Turning back the clocks
Once a year we change the clocks
And get an extra ho-ur!
Fallback Day, Fallback Day
Turning back the clocks
Once a year we change the clocks
And get an extra hour!
The First Fallback Day (to the tune of The First Noel)
The first Fallback Day, they turned back the clocks
And everyone thought that it was pretty cool.
Then six months later, some idiot said
"Hey shouldn't we turn the clocks forward again?"
And ever since then, every six months
We change all the clocks and sometimes it's cool but sometimes it stinks.
Except for those people in Arizona -
They're a bunch of loose cannons they never play ball.
Fallback Da-ay, Fallback Day!
Fallback Da-ay, Fallback Daaa-aaaay!
Turn back the clocks and gain an hour.
Happy Fallback Day everybody!
John Bender
Footballguy
Save your hour people- I'm telling you: complete GAMECHANGER
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Damn you. Bumping this thread is the only reason I came here today.Johnny Rock said:
skol asylum
Footballguy
meh
skol asylum
Footballguy
Actually I look for forward to tonight. Living in AZ pushes us to Pacific time in the Spring and the first half of football season has ridiculous 10am kickoffs. 11am is much more conducive to getting in church and Sunday school for the kids without missing my Vikings.
AAABatteries
Footballguy
My wife acts like I just bought her a new car - “we get an extra hour of sleep!!!” - if you want any extra hour of sleep go take a ####### nap or go to bed an hour early. So stupid.
DallasDMac
Footballguy
Set all five clocks downstairs before going to bed so we'd be good to go in the morning. Got upstairs to climb in bed and realized I had moved them all forward. So yea, back downstairs to reset them all again. Was awesome.
I used to do that, and I turned out fine. Besides, it'll be dark until 7 am again soon enough.
John Bender
Footballguy
Living in the future rules. How are all you simpleton DST plebs doing this morning?
flapgreen
Footballguy
Peyton Marino
Footballguy
A truly timeless thread
Psychopav
Help us, Joebi-Wan Brynobi, you're our only ho
Psychopav
Help us, Joebi-Wan Brynobi, you're our only ho
Actually you're the one in the DST dimension. The rest of us are on standard time now. How's it feel to be living in the past, in the future?!?
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