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My brother is the best man and is planning the bachelor party. Below is an email he received from the fiance regarding the Bachelor party. How should he respond?

Hey,I just want you to have all the facts before making a decision about what you plan to do for his bachelor party. You may or may not plan on doing any of the things I am going to address below but I need you to know and understand where I am coming from and how I am going to feel in this if you do.I am very old school and have ZERO tolerance for women who degrade themselves by taking off their clothes and make a living being sexual and seducing married, committed men. (regardless of how "classy" some places may be, the bottom line is it's dirty, trashy and degrading work and I am not ok with any of it at all).It's who I am, how I was raised and it's not going to change. So if there are any strippers, escorts, naked women, half naked women, women wearing bras and thongs, female lesbianism, female role playing, sexual play toys involving women, pornographic videos, women with animals, naked midgets, midgets with play toys lol etc. (stating all the most offensive things off the top of my head because I know you guys are sneaky and would say "but she didn't say thissssssss lol") if you choose to have any of these things, I am going to be extremely upset and likewise John will have to deal with it. I would hope the last thing you would want to do is cause drama for any of your friend's relationships. This isn't a drunken late night out with a forgotten phone call, this is something I take very seriously.John knew that I was completely intolerant to this kind of behavior WAY before he moved into my apartment. I laid all the cards out on the table before he jumped into this with me just so there wouldn't be any confusion going forward. So this is not any new news to him. So please, respect me and our relationship and not do something like this.I don't know what you have planned and for all I know its nothing on this level, this is just to give you a heads up incase you are thinking about doing something like this. Please also understand that my brother and father will probably be involved in this and my mother isn't going to be ok with it either and will definitely give them an ear full about it too.You are a very intelligent person and know you would want all the facts before making a decision that could jeopardize your best friends relationship with his wife. This is not the way to start a new life together, so please respect how I feel when deciding what you guys plan on doing.Thanks. Talk to you later.Best of Health,PSYCHO

ps: It's Friday

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I'm the best man for my brother and we've been discussing his bachelor party. When I saw the title I thought you misspelled "Thread." But, wow, you didn't!

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Regardless, it's up to the batchelor. Ask him (when he's sober) what he wants. If he wants no strippers due to the fiance's feelings, then no strippers. If he gives it the green light, the best man, unless he is good friends with the fiance, owes the fiance nothing. If the batchelor knows what the consequences are, and is good for it, then it's on him.

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John knew that I was completely intolerant to this kind of behavior WAY before he moved into my apartment.

Oh the irony...

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I'm the best man for my brother and we've been discussing his bachelor party. When I saw the title I thought you misspelled "Thread." But, wow, you didn't!

I thought it said "treat" and expected this thread to be about candy :thumbup:

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Future Mrs. Wrigley,

So naked dudes are ok? Sweet.

OY!

I'm already married.

You can see a pic of us here

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My brother is the best man and is planning the bachelor party. Below is an email he received from the fiance regarding the Bachelor party. How should he respond?

Hey,I just want you to have all the facts before making a decision about what you plan to do for his bachelor party. You may or may not plan on doing any of the things I am going to address below but I need you to know and understand where I am coming from and how I am going to feel in this if you do.I am very old school and have ZERO tolerance for women who degrade themselves by taking off their clothes and make a living being sexual and seducing married, committed men. (regardless of how "classy" some places may be, the bottom line is it's dirty, trashy and degrading work and I am not ok with any of it at all).It's who I am, how I was raised and it's not going to change. So if there are any strippers, escorts, naked women, half naked women, women wearing bras and thongs, female lesbianism, female role playing, sexual play toys involving women, pornographic videos, women with animals, naked midgets, midgets with play toys lol etc. (stating all the most offensive things off the top of my head because I know you guys are sneaky and would say "but she didn't say thissssssss lol") if you choose to have any of these things, I am going to be extremely upset and likewise John will have to deal with it. I would hope the last thing you would want to do is cause drama for any of your friend's relationships. This isn't a drunken late night out with a forgotten phone call, this is something I take very seriously.John knew that I was completely intolerant to this kind of behavior WAY before he moved into my apartment. I laid all the cards out on the table before he jumped into this with me just so there wouldn't be any confusion going forward. So this is not any new news to him. So please, respect me and our relationship and not do something like this.I don't know what you have planned and for all I know its nothing on this level, this is just to give you a heads up incase you are thinking about doing something like this. Please also understand that my brother and father will probably be involved in this and my mother isn't going to be ok with it either and will definitely give them an ear full about it too.You are a very intelligent person and know you would want all the facts before making a decision that could jeopardize your best friends relationship with his wife. This is not the way to start a new life together, so please respect how I feel when deciding what you guys plan on doing.Thanks. Talk to you later.Best of Health,PSYCHO

ps: It's Friday
"Wow! Thanks for the ideas. I never would have considered some of those."

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My brother is the best man and is planning the bachelor party. Below is an email he received from the fiance regarding the Bachelor party. How should he respond?

So if there are any strippers, escorts, naked women, half naked women, women wearing bras and thongs, female lesbianism, female role playing, sexual play toys involving women, pornographic videos, women with animals, naked midgets, midgets with play toys lol etc. (stating all the most offensive things off the top of my head because I know you guys are sneaky and would say "but she didn't say thissssssss lol") if you choose to have any of these things, I am going to be extremely upset and likewise John will have to deal with it. I would hope the last thing you would want to do is cause drama for any of your friend's relationships. This isn't a drunken late night out with a forgotten phone call, this is something I take very seriously.

Dear Psycho,All of the above is planned and the plans will not change. I'll let John deal with it after.thanks

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Have an *****OFFICIAL***** bachelor party that the fiancee knows about, with her father and brother invited. Play poker, smoke cigars, watch Die hard, whatever.

Then have the real bachelor party, don't invite the buzzkills, and do include the strippers, escorts, naked women, half naked women, women wearing bras and thongs, female lesbianism, female role playing, sexual play toys involving women, pornographic videos, women with animals, naked midgets, and midgets with play toys

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strippers, escorts, naked women, half naked women, women wearing bras and thongs, female lesbianism, female role playing, sexual play toys involving women, pornographic videos, women with animals, naked midgets, midgets with play toys lol etc.

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Regardless, it's up to the batchelor. Ask him (when he's sober) what he wants. If he wants no strippers due to the fiance's feelings, then no strippers. If he gives it the green light, the best man, unless he is good friends with the fiance, owes the fiance nothing. If the batchelor knows what the consequences are, and is good for it, then it's on him.

:goodposting/:

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She's clearly an insecure individual. It's only a matter of time until she feels as though she lets herself go once she feels she has "locked up" her man. Frankly, this guy has issues if he's subjecting himself to this type of crazy. He should run as far away as possible and as quickly as possible. Your brother, in his duties as best man, OWE it to the groom to ignore the witch and throw the most vile, disgusting, and repulsive bachelor party possible. One last hurrah before he officially hands over his nuts. Think midgets, strippers, and a donkey show. Your brother's loyalty lies not with this nightmare of a future bloated ex-wife rather his friend.

Send this groom to this site so we can set the over/under until the divorce gets underway.

One last question, is this woman an American? She sounds like the typical overweight, domineering, disgusting wench that is commonly found in the States.

http://nomarriage.com/why_men_should_not_marry.html

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John knew that I was completely intolerant to this kind of behavior WAY before he moved into my apartment. I laid all the cards out on the table before he jumped into this with me just so there wouldn't be any confusion going forward. So this is not any new news to him. So please, respect me and our relationship and not do something like this.

Yeah.

THIS is why I laid all my cards on the table early in my relationship....

"My friends go to LAS VEGAS for bachelor parties and oggle naked chicks for days........................ Will you go out with me?"

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Future Mrs. Wrigley,

So naked dudes are ok? Sweet.

OY!

I'm already married.

You can see a pic of us here

your wife looks old but your mom is hot ;)

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I am very old school and have ZERO tolerance for women who degrade themselves by taking off their clothes and make a living being sexual and seducing married, committed men.

"Great! Then it sounds like you have no problem with him going to the strip club?"

On a side note, somebody in that relationship should definitely be committed. ;)

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women with animals, naked midgets, midgets with play toys (stating all the most offensive things off the top of my head

Wait, what?

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"Uptight #####,

I just want you to have all the facts before making a decision about what you plan to do for the rest of my GB's life. You may or may not plan on doing any of the things I am going to address below but I need you to know and understand where I am coming from and how I am going to feel in this if you do.

I am very old school and have ZERO tolerance for women who degrade their husbands by taking away their ability to make decisions for themselves. (regardless of how "old school" some wives may be, it seems some of them still want to be the man and woman in the relationship. As an old school woman yourself, I'm sure you can appreciate how important it is to cook, put out, maintain a clean home, and shut your damn pie hole when a man's trying to make a decision on complex, important issues).

It's who I am, how I was raised and it's not going to change. So if you have any intention of castrating, silencing, dominating, socially neutering, controlling, manipulating, or cutting off from sex (stating all the most offensive things off the top of my head because I know you are sneaky and would say "but he didn't say thissssssss lol") my GB - if you choose to do any of these things, I am going to be extremely upset and likewise John's attorney will have to deal with it. I would hope the last thing you would want to do is cause drama for any of your husband's relationships (most of which were established long before you lured him into this wedding with your perkiness and moistness). This is something I take very seriously.

John knew that I was completely intolerant to this kind of behavior WAY before he moved into your apartment. I laid all the cards out on the table before he jumped into this with you just so there wouldn't be any confusion going forward. So this is not any new news to him. So please, respect me and our relationship and not do something like this.

I don't know what you have planned and for all I know its nothing on this level, this is just to give you a heads up incase you are thinking about doing something like this.

You are a very intelligent person and know you would want all the facts before making a decision that could jeopardize your husband's relationship with his best friends . Ruining those relationships is not the way to start a new life together, so please respect how I feel when deciding what you plan on doing to him.

Thanks. Talk to you later.

Best of Health,

AFRIEND"

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WOW

Yeah if I was engaged to THAT, I would ask for the ring back, pawn it off and have a DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD party with strippers and hookers.

In comparison, I dug up the facebook IM I got from my fiance (yes I am getting married in September) Copy and paste it here:

Honey,

I see you and your friends are planning your bachelor party. Sounds like fun. I want a bachelorette party but none of my friends or family would go for that. So I am stuck with a shower... ;)

See if Vinny can get a Xena look a like or maybe a Vulcan stripper that would be fun. I hope you make a lot on the party, our honeymoon is in the balance!

Just remind Ronnie to keep you away from the hard liquor, because you will puke by 8PM!

Love you honey, call me when you get off work!

Dimples

She doesn't care. She is marrying me because she trusts me and if I want to have one night of fun WITH a few naked ladies dancing around who cares. To dictate YOUR thoughts and opinions onto others to this extreme is ridiculous. That marriage will last a whole 2 months unless the guy is a submissive.

I've dated girls who didn't like all that but never did they send some checklist of things not to do.

Anyways... I just found that pretty odd that two people can have a completely different look on things. BTW I think they found me 2 strippers that will dress up in star trek outfits... I am hoping they are not Spock or Jon Luc Picard. LOL!

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Regardless, it's up to the batchelor. Ask him (when he's sober) what he wants. If he wants no strippers due to the fiance's feelings, then no strippers. If he gives it the green light, the best man, unless he is good friends with the fiance, owes the fiance nothing. If the batchelor knows what the consequences are, and is good for it, then it's on him.

:goodposting/:
I just had to laugh because this came from Blutarsky!

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I am very old school and have ZERO tolerance for women who degrade themselves

Isnt the old school train of thought that women have their place as a homemaker and do everything for their man?

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WOW

Yeah if I was engaged to THAT, I would ask for the ring back, pawn it off and have a DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD party with strippers and hookers.

In comparison, I dug up the facebook IM I got from my fiance (yes I am getting married in September) Copy and paste it here:

Honey,

I see you and your friends are planning your bachelor party. Sounds like fun. I want a bachelorette party but none of my friends or family would go for that. So I am stuck with a shower... ;)

See if Vinny can get a Xena look a like or maybe a Vulcan stripper that would be fun. I hope you make a lot on the party, our honeymoon is in the balance!

Just remind Ronnie to keep you away from the hard liquor, because you will puke by 8PM!

Love you honey, call me when you get off work!

Dimples

She doesn't care. She is marrying me because she trusts me and if I want to have one night of fun WITH a few naked ladies dancing around who cares. To dictate YOUR thoughts and opinions onto others to this extreme is ridiculous. That marriage will last a whole 2 months unless the guy is a submissive.

I've dated girls who didn't like all that but never did they send some checklist of things not to do.

Anyways... I just found that pretty odd that two people can have a completely different look on things. BTW I think they found me 2 strippers that will dress up in star trek outfits... I am hoping they are not Spock or Jon Luc Picard. LOL!

My wife wasnt exactly happy about the strippers but she knew the deal and didnt give any ultimatums. She trusts me and I didnt do anything that would get her to lose that trust

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Anyways... I just found that pretty odd that two people can have a completely different look on things.

Is this thread your very first experience on the internet?

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PS - Go really old school and stop off at the store to buy some K-Y on your way home tonight. :ancientgreek:

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He should respond ( after talking to groom about all of this) that he is no longer available to be the best man as he can't stand watching his best friend makes the worst decision ever.

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If she's so old school, why is she living in sin with her fiance?

Was wondering the same thing

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"Uptight #####,

I just want you to have all the facts before making a decision about what you plan to do for the rest of my GB's life. You may or may not plan on doing any of the things I am going to address below but I need you to know and understand where I am coming from and how I am going to feel in this if you do.

I am very old school and have ZERO tolerance for women who degrade their husbands by taking away their ability to make decisions for themselves. (regardless of how "old school" some wives may be, it seems some of them still want to be the man and woman in the relationship. As an old school woman yourself, I'm sure you can appreciate how important it is to cook, put out, maintain a clean home, and shut your damn pie hole when a man's trying to make a decision on complex, important issues).

It's who I am, how I was raised and it's not going to change. So if you have any intention of castrating, silencing, dominating, socially neutering, controlling, manipulating, or cutting off from sex (stating all the most offensive things off the top of my head because I know you are sneaky and would say "but he didn't say thissssssss lol") my GB - if you choose to do any of these things, I am going to be extremely upset and likewise John's attorney will have to deal with it. I would hope the last thing you would want to do is cause drama for any of your husband's relationships (most of which were established long before you lured him into this wedding with your perkiness and moistness). This is something I take very seriously.

John knew that I was completely intolerant to this kind of behavior WAY before he moved into your apartment. I laid all the cards out on the table before he jumped into this with you just so there wouldn't be any confusion going forward. So this is not any new news to him. So please, respect me and our relationship and not do something like this.

I don't know what you have planned and for all I know its nothing on this level, this is just to give you a heads up incase you are thinking about doing something like this.

You are a very intelligent person and know you would want all the facts before making a decision that could jeopardize your husband's relationship with his best friends . Ruining those relationships is not the way to start a new life together, so please respect how I feel when deciding what you plan on doing to him.

Thanks. Talk to you later.

Best of Health,

AFRIEND"

/thread :D

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"Uptight #####,

I just want you to have all the facts before making a decision about what you plan to do for the rest of my GB's life. You may or may not plan on doing any of the things I am going to address below but I need you to know and understand where I am coming from and how I am going to feel in this if you do.

I am very old school and have ZERO tolerance for women who degrade their husbands by taking away their ability to make decisions for themselves. (regardless of how "old school" some wives may be, it seems some of them still want to be the man and woman in the relationship. As an old school woman yourself, I'm sure you can appreciate how important it is to cook, put out, maintain a clean home, and shut your damn pie hole when a man's trying to make a decision on complex, important issues).

It's who I am, how I was raised and it's not going to change. So if you have any intention of castrating, silencing, dominating, socially neutering, controlling, manipulating, or cutting off from sex (stating all the most offensive things off the top of my head because I know you are sneaky and would say "but he didn't say thissssssss lol") my GB - if you choose to do any of these things, I am going to be extremely upset and likewise John's attorney will have to deal with it. I would hope the last thing you would want to do is cause drama for any of your husband's relationships (most of which were established long before you lured him into this wedding with your perkiness and moistness). This is something I take very seriously.

John knew that I was completely intolerant to this kind of behavior WAY before he moved into your apartment. I laid all the cards out on the table before he jumped into this with you just so there wouldn't be any confusion going forward. So this is not any new news to him. So please, respect me and our relationship and not do something like this.

I don't know what you have planned and for all I know its nothing on this level, this is just to give you a heads up incase you are thinking about doing something like this.

You are a very intelligent person and know you would want all the facts before making a decision that could jeopardize your husband's relationship with his best friends . Ruining those relationships is not the way to start a new life together, so please respect how I feel when deciding what you plan on doing to him.

Thanks. Talk to you later.

Best of Health,

AFRIEND"

:D

Bobby Sac ends the thread with the perfect response.

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I would hope the last thing you would want to do is cause drama for any of your husband's relationships (most of which were established long before you lured him into this wedding with your perkiness and moistness).

lol

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there was no mention of a S&M humiliation session with a dominatrix... imo the groom will need it in preparation for the marriage. i'm sure the bride to be will approve, seems right up her alley.

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"Uptight #####,

I just want you to have all the facts before making a decision about what you plan to do for the rest of my GB's life. You may or may not plan on doing any of the things I am going to address below but I need you to know and understand where I am coming from and how I am going to feel in this if you do.

I am very old school and have ZERO tolerance for women who degrade their husbands by taking away their ability to make decisions for themselves. (regardless of how "old school" some wives may be, it seems some of them still want to be the man and woman in the relationship. As an old school woman yourself, I'm sure you can appreciate how important it is to cook, put out, maintain a clean home, and shut your damn pie hole when a man's trying to make a decision on complex, important issues).

It's who I am, how I was raised and it's not going to change. So if you have any intention of castrating, silencing, dominating, socially neutering, controlling, manipulating, or cutting off from sex (stating all the most offensive things off the top of my head because I know you are sneaky and would say "but he didn't say thissssssss lol") my GB - if you choose to do any of these things, I am going to be extremely upset and likewise John's attorney will have to deal with it. I would hope the last thing you would want to do is cause drama for any of your husband's relationships (most of which were established long before you lured him into this wedding with your perkiness and moistness). This is something I take very seriously.

John knew that I was completely intolerant to this kind of behavior WAY before he moved into your apartment. I laid all the cards out on the table before he jumped into this with you just so there wouldn't be any confusion going forward. So this is not any new news to him. So please, respect me and our relationship and not do something like this.

I don't know what you have planned and for all I know its nothing on this level, this is just to give you a heads up incase you are thinking about doing something like this.

You are a very intelligent person and know you would want all the facts before making a decision that could jeopardize your husband's relationship with his best friends . Ruining those relationships is not the way to start a new life together, so please respect how I feel when deciding what you plan on doing to him.

Thanks. Talk to you later.

Best of Health,

AFRIEND"

Nice return Bob!

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I am very old school and have ZERO tolerance for women who degrade themselves by taking off their clothes and make a living being sexual and seducing married, committed men. (regardless of how "classy" some places may be, the bottom line is it's dirty, trashy and degrading work and I am not ok with any of it at all).

Well she ain't no Cinderella

When she's getting undressed

'Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west

Far too pretty to be giving it cheap

That's why she's making six figures working three days a week

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"Uptight #####,

I just want you to have all the facts before making a decision about what you plan to do for the rest of my GB's life. You may or may not plan on doing any of the things I am going to address below but I need you to know and understand where I am coming from and how I am going to feel in this if you do.

I am very old school and have ZERO tolerance for women who degrade their husbands by taking away their ability to make decisions for themselves. (regardless of how "old school" some wives may be, it seems some of them still want to be the man and woman in the relationship. As an old school woman yourself, I'm sure you can appreciate how important it is to cook, put out, maintain a clean home, and shut your damn pie hole when a man's trying to make a decision on complex, important issues).

It's who I am, how I was raised and it's not going to change. So if you have any intention of castrating, silencing, dominating, socially neutering, controlling, manipulating, or cutting off from sex (stating all the most offensive things off the top of my head because I know you are sneaky and would say "but he didn't say thissssssss lol") my GB - if you choose to do any of these things, I am going to be extremely upset and likewise John's attorney will have to deal with it. I would hope the last thing you would want to do is cause drama for any of your husband's relationships (most of which were established long before you lured him into this wedding with your perkiness and moistness). This is something I take very seriously.

John knew that I was completely intolerant to this kind of behavior WAY before he moved into your apartment. I laid all the cards out on the table before he jumped into this with you just so there wouldn't be any confusion going forward. So this is not any new news to him. So please, respect me and our relationship and not do something like this.

I don't know what you have planned and for all I know its nothing on this level, this is just to give you a heads up incase you are thinking about doing something like this.

You are a very intelligent person and know you would want all the facts before making a decision that could jeopardize your husband's relationship with his best friends . Ruining those relationships is not the way to start a new life together, so please respect how I feel when deciding what you plan on doing to him.

Thanks. Talk to you later.

Best of Health,

AFRIEND"

:eek:

Bobby Sac ends the thread with the perfect response.

:D

It... is... OVAH!!

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