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NFL Draft Drinking game

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-Every time you hear the phrases “on the clock,” “war room” or “character issues”… drink!

-Every time Chris Berman unveils a ridiculous nickname…drink!

-Every time a Chris Berman nickname references a song that’s over 20 years old…drink twice!

-Every time someone you’re watching with wonders aloud whether or not Mel Kiper’s hair is real…drink!

-Every time you hear the word “motor”…drink!

-Every time Jets or Eagles fans boo a pick…drink!

-Every time ESPN shows footage of Jets or Eagles fans booing picks from previous drafts…drink twice!

-Every time Chris Mortensen “breaks” a story…drink!

-Every time they show an undrafted player sitting awkwardly in the green room, waiting to hear his name called…drink!

-If the player has a family member or girlfriend by his side consoling him…drink twice!

-If you’re not sure whether or not the consoling party is a family member or a girlfriend…do a shot!

-If an analyst talks about the potential of Broncos WR Brandon Marshall getting traded…drink!

-If Brandon Marshall actually gets traded…drink twice!

-If your favorite team traded for Brandon Johnson…do a shot!

*NOTE: The “Brandon Marshall” rules can also be applied to Marshawn Lynch, Ronnie Brown or Jason Campbell.

-Every time someone mentions that Tom Brady was drafted in the sixth round…drink!

-Every time you see a commercial starring Peyton Manning…drink!

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I'm not sure how much of the draft I'll end up watching this year. The NFL somehow managed to ruin this for me thanks to the odd way they scheduled it.

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What do you have to add to this list:------------------------------------------Every time you hear the phrases “on the clock,” “war room” or “character issues”… drink!-Every time Chris Berman unveils a ridiculous nickname…drink!-Every time a Chris Berman nickname references a song that’s over 20 years old…drink twice!-Every time someone you’re watching with wonders aloud whether or not Mel Kiper’s hair is real…drink!-Every time you hear the word “motor”…drink!-Every time Jets or Eagles fans boo a pick…drink!-Every time ESPN shows footage of Jets or Eagles fans booing picks from previous drafts…drink twice!-Every time Chris Mortensen “breaks” a story…drink!-Every time they show an undrafted player sitting awkwardly in the green room, waiting to hear his name called…drink!-If the player has a family member or girlfriend by his side consoling him…drink twice!-If you’re not sure whether or not the consoling party is a family member or a girlfriend…do a shot! -If an analyst talks about the potential of Broncos WR Brandon Marshall getting traded…drink!-If Brandon Marshall actually gets traded…drink twice!-If your favorite team traded for Brandon Johnson…do a shot!*NOTE: The “Brandon Marshall” rules can also be applied to Marshawn Lynch, Ronnie Brown or Jason Campbell. -Every time someone mentions that Tom Brady was drafted in the sixth round…drink!-Every time you see a commercial starring Peyton Manning…drink!

I'm out. I want to see who the Texans take.

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For the second freaking year in a row, I'll be down in NC for a wedding during the draft. :mellow:

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For the second freaking year in a row, I'll be down in NC for a wedding during the draft. :mellow:

Who gets married on a Thursday night?

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For the second freaking year in a row, I'll be down in NC for a wedding during the draft. :mellow:

Who gets married on a Thursday night?
Thursday - Travel day, meet with family. Friday - Rehearsal and dinner. Saturday - Wedding.

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For the second freaking year in a row, I'll be down in NC for a wedding during the draft. :lmao:

Who gets married on a Thursday night?
Thursday - Travel day, meet with family. Friday - Rehearsal and dinner. Saturday - Wedding.
Wow, it's almost like the NFL changed it just to piss you off.

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For the second freaking year in a row, I'll be down in NC for a wedding during the draft. :lmao:

Who gets married on a Thursday night?
Thursday - Travel day, meet with family. Friday - Rehearsal and dinner. Saturday - Wedding.
Wow, it's almost like the NFL changed it just to piss you off.
I think it's more the bride asserting their dominance over their football loving grooms.

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I'm not sure how much of the draft I'll end up watching this year. The NFL somehow managed to ruin this for me thanks to the odd way they scheduled it.

:confused: I've always dedicated the entire weekend to vegging on the couch and watching it from beginning to end. This new schedule sucks.

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-Every time Kiper shows amazement that "this" guy is still on the board.

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My friends and I have done a game where we guess each team's first round picks and take a Jager shot every time you get one wrong.

Gets sloppy.

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My friends and I have done a game where we guess each team's first round picks and take a Jager shot every time you get one wrong.Gets sloppy.

Wow, that's just violent.

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My friends and I have done a game where we guess each team's first round picks and take a Jager shot every time you get one wrong.Gets sloppy.

Wow, that's just violent.
It's in real time though, not a pre-made list, so it's not totally impossible. I think the most shots taken was 17 one year, but the dude is about 300 lbs. and comes from a long line of celebrated drinkers and bad predictors. We usually just give up once we've missed about 8-12 in a few hours.

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I'm not sure how much of the draft I'll end up watching this year. The NFL somehow managed to ruin this for me thanks to the odd way they scheduled it.

:goodposting: The NFL draft went from being a favorite event that I got all excited about, block the weekend from doing anything and enjoyed all weekend to.... I guess I will catch the first round. :no:

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You're going to be drunk by pick 1.03 bro.

Drunk? He will be passed out by then.

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I'm not sure how much of the draft I'll end up watching this year. The NFL somehow managed to ruin this for me thanks to the odd way they scheduled it.

:unsure: The NFL draft went from being a favorite event that I got all excited about, block the weekend from doing anything and enjoyed all weekend to.... I guess I will catch the first round. :shrug:
Yep same here. I used to hold a poker game from 11:30 am till end of draft sometimes longer. Can't see doing that for round 4-7

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I'm not sure how much of the draft I'll end up watching this year. The NFL somehow managed to ruin this for me thanks to the odd way they scheduled it.

:goodposting: I've always dedicated the entire weekend to vegging on the couch and watching it from beginning to end. This new schedule sucks.
:unsure: Goodall and his family is a ####

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I'll show you how to chug a beer, mother####er, you fat ####in' cow. L'Chaim! :thumbup:

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