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The immediate post after this one won't make any sense whatsoever. Whatever the hell it was I thought I was posting here initially was dumb. But what's not dumb is what's followed. It's a collective work, with contributions from some of this boards best and brightest. In here, you'll find wedding updates from me, adventures in the life of St. Louis Bob, a romantic epic from Homer Simpson, a recap of Bonzai's trip to Germany to watch their squad play in the World Cup, Cosjobs' masterpiece and snaptastic, witty replies by the best online miscreants I know...Bob Sacamano, Bob in Saint Louis, Tanner Boyle, Truck, Shuke, Stryker, Tecumseh, Nigel Tufnel, Tiger Fan, Pickles, Krista, YSR, Fatguy, Boston Fred, Ferris, Frosty, Stu, Thorn, Gadzooks, Cosjobs, TRE, Frosty, wadegarrett, Bogart, Ricky in Arabia, Facock, Bobby Layne, Guster, Homer, Early, Desert Rose, Bently, Rude, Dharm, Mr. Pack, Pigskin P(HI!), Rover, Drifter, Kev, Charv, Jeep, Hack and if I missed anyone, please let me know.

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Idot4KrsitaBoxer = Pedo-Mustache
St. Louis Tecumseh = Vag Head Hummus Men
Gusterzooks & Gadzookster = Stinky Fingers
IgnorAbe = Sweatier Vests
Notrious DrifTre = Netflix Experts
Grand Ol' Frosty = Oildale Meat Raffle
Team Aaron Baby Romo's Mom = Let it Sweat
TigerHolio = Ice Bags & Nachos
Albert Spokes = Drugstore Cowboys
ThornGart = Resse's Power
Stryker Fish = Power Aids
OU812 of my daughters = Jr. High Cheerleaders

Disco Beards = Elderly Anoos Aids

Draft:
1.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Adrian Peterson, RB - MIN
1.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Doug Martin, RB - TB
1.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Arian Foster, RB - HOU
1.04 Es Pipi - Ray Rice, RB - BAL
1.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - LeShawn McCoy , RB - PHI
1.06 Stinky Fingers - Aaron Rodgers, QB - GB
1.07 PowerAids - Drew Brees, QB - NO
1.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Cam Newton, QB - CAR
1.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Peyton Manning, QB - DEN
1.10 Reese's Power - Jamaal Charles, RB - KC
1.11 Let it Sweat - Calvin Johnson, WR - DET
1.12 Sweatier Vests - Mattew Stafford, QB - DET
1.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Jimmy Graham, TE - NO
1.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Andrew Luck, QB - IND
2.01 Amazon Primelvrs - COlin Kaepernick, QB - SF
2.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Tom Brady, QB - NE
2.03 Sweatier Vests - Matt Ryan, QB - ATL
2.04 Let it Sweat - Russell Wilson, QB - SEA
2.05 Reese's Power Marshaun Lynch - RB - Sea
2.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Tony Romo, QB - DAL
2.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Trent Richardson, RB - CLE
2.08 PowerAids - Robert Griffin III, QB - WAS
2.09 Stinky Fingers - AJ Green, WR - CIN
2.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Dez Bryant, WR - DAL
2.11 Es Pipi - CJ Spiller, RB - BUF (TRADED TO DRUGSTORE COWBOYS)
2.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Brandon Marshall, WR - CHI
2.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Eli Manning, QB - NYG
2.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Matt Forte, RB - CHI
3.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Julio Jones, WR - ATL
3.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Joe Flacco, QB - BAL
3.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Ben Rothlisberger - QB - PIT (TRADED TO ES PIPI)
3.04 Es Pipi - Randall Cobb - WR - GB
3.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Alfred Morris - RB - WAS
3.06 Stinky Fingers - Steven Jackson - RB - STL
3.07 PowerAids - Demaryious Thomas - WR - DEN
3.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Chris Johnson - WR - TEN
3.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Larry Fitzgerald - WR - AZ
3.10 Reese's Power - Andy Dalton - QB - CIN
3.11 Let it Sweat - Maurice Jones-Drew - RB - JAX
3.12 Sweatier Vests - Darren Sproles - RB - NO
3.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - DeMarco Murray - RB - DAL
3.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Rob Gronkowski - TE - NO
4.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Reggie Bush - RB - DET
4.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Andre Johnson - WR - HOU
4.03 Sweatier Vests - David Wilson - RB - NYG
4.04 Let it Sweat - Philip Rivers - QB - SD
4.05 Reese's Power - Roddy White - WR - ATL
4.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Darren McFadden - RB - OAK
4.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Victor Cruz - WR - NYG
4.08 PowerAids - Steven Ridley, RB - NEP
4.09 Stinky Fingers - Jay Cutler - QB - CHI
4.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Sam Bradford - QB - STL
4.11 Es Pipi - Monte Meat Ball - RB - DEN
4.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Matt Schaub - QB - HOU
4.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Ryan Matthews - RB - SD
4.14 Oildale Meat Raffle- Josh Freeman - QB - TB
5.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Hakeem Nicks - WR - NYG
5.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Wes Welker
5.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Vinceny Jackson - WR - Tampa Bay
5.04 Es Pipi - Carson Palmer - QB - Arizona
5.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Jason Witten - TE - Dallas Cowboys
5.06 Stinky Fingers - Lamar Miller - RB - Miami Dolphins
5.07 PowerAids - Frank Gore - RB - San Francisco Forty Niners.
5.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Tony Gonzales - TE - Atlanta Falcone
5.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Jacoby Jones - WR - Ravens
5.10 Reese's Power - Mike Vick - QB - PHI
5.11 Let it Sweat - Le'Veon Bell - RB - PIT
5.12 Sweatier Vests - Marques Colston - WR - NO
5.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Jacquizz Rodgers - RB - ATL
5.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Ahmad Bradshaw - RB - IND
6.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Tavon Austin - WR - STL
6.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - TY Hilton, WR - IND
6.03 Sweatier Vests - Dwayne Bowe - WR - KC
6.04 Let it Sweat - Jordy Nelson - WR - GB
6.05 Reese's Power - Vernon Davis - TE - SFO
6.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Danny Amendola - WR - NE
6.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Ryan Tannehill - QB - MIA
6.08 PowerAids - Antonio Brown - WR - PIT
6.09 Stinky Fingers - Torrey Smith - WR - BAL
6.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Alex Smith - QB - KC
6.11 Es Pipi - Eric Decker - WR - DEN
6.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Seattle Defense/ST
6.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Eddie Lacey - RB - GB
6.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Matt Flynn - QB - OAK
7.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Jake Locker - QB - TEN
7.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - DeSean Jackson - WR - PHI
7.03 Drugstore Cowboys - 49ers Defense/ST
7.04 Es Pipi - Mike Wallace - WR - MIA
7.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Reggie Wayne - WR - IND
7.06 - Stinky Fingers - Jermichael Finley - Packers - TE
7.07 PowerAids - Greg Jennings - WR - MIN
7.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - James Jones - WR - GB
7.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Ben Jarvis Green Ellis - RB - CIN
7.10 Reese's Power - Nick Foles - QB - PHI
7.11 Let it Sweat - Greg Olsen - TE - CAR
7.12 Sweatier Vests - Steve Smith - WR - CAR
7.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Brandon Weedon - QB - CLE
7.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Chris Ivory - RB - NJY
8.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Cecil Shorts - WR - JAX
8.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Rashard Mendenhall - RB - PIT
8.03 Sweatier Vests - Martellus Bennett - TE - CHI
8.04 Let it Sweat - Pierre Garcon - WR - IND
8.05 Reese's Power - Mike Williams - WR - TB
8.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Daryl Richardson - RB - STL
8.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Anquan Boldin - WR - SFO
8.08 PowerAids - Jared Cook - TE - STL
8.09 Stinky Fingers - DeAngelo Williams - RB - CAR
8.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Stevie Johnson - WR - BUF
8.11 Es Pipi - Jonathan Franklin - RB - GB
8.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Giovanni Bernard - RB - CIN
8.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Owen Daniels - TE - HOU
8.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Antonio Gates - TE - SD
9.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Chicago Bears DEF/ST
9.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Denario Alexander - WR - SD
9.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Miles Austin - WR - DAL
9.04 Es Pipi - Isaiah Pead - RB - STL
9.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Shane Vereen - RB - NE
9.06 Stinky Fingers - Houston Texans DEF/ST
9.07 PowerAids - Denver Broncos DEF/ST
9.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Jonathan Stewart - RB - CAR
9.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Cincy Def/ST
9.10 Reese's Power - Mikel Lashoure - RB - DET
9.11 Let it Sweat - EJ Maneul - QB - BUF
9.12 Sweatier Vests - Ben Tate - RB - HOU
9.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Bernard Pierce - RB - BAL
9.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Golden Tate - WR - SEA
10.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Emmanuel Sanders - WR - PIT
10.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Josh Gordon - WR - CLE
10.03 Sweatier Vests - Christian Ponder - QB - MIN
10.04 Let it Sweat - Danny Woodhead - RB - SD
10.05 Reese's Power - Kenny Britt - WR - TEN
10.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Kyle Rudolph - TE - MIN
10.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Ronnie Hillman - RB - DEN
10.08 PowerAids - Andre Brown - RB - NYG
10.09 Stinky Fingers - Fred Jackson - RB - BUF
10.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Bryce Brown - RB - PHI
10.11 Es Pipi - Brandon Myers - TE - NYG
10.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Pittsburgh Def/ST
10.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Baltimore Def/ST
10.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Vic Ballard - RB - IND
11.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Justin Blackmon - WR - JAX
11.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Lance Moore - WR - NO
11.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Jordan Cameron - TE - NO
11.04 Es Pipi - Kendall Wright - WR - TEN
11.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Patriots Def/ST
11.06 Stinky Fingers - Stephen Hill - WR - NYJ
11.07 PowerAids - Sidney Rice - WR - SEA
11.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Denarious Moore - WR - OAK
11.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Josh Cribbs - WR - OAK
11.10 Reese's Power – Packer Defense/ST
11.11 Let it Sweat – Michael Floyd – WR - AZ
11.12 Sweatier Vests – Mark Ingram – RB - NO
11.13 Ice Bags & Nachos – Chris Givens – WR - STL
11.14 Amazon Primelvrs – Cardinals Def/ST
12.01 Amazon Primelvrs – Geno Smith – QB - NYJ
12.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Denard Robinson - RB/WR - JAX
12.03 Sweatier Vests - Vincent Brown - WR - SD
12.04 Let it Sweat - Rams Def/ST
12.05 Reese's Power - Julian Edelman - WR - NE
12.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Marcus Thigpen - RB/KR - MIA
12.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Brandon Pettigrew - TE - DET
12.08 PowerAids - Rueben Randle - WR - NYG
12.09 Stinky Fingers - Aaron Dobson - WR - NE
12.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Fred Davis - TE - WAS
12.11 Es Pipi - Alshon Jeffery - WR - CHI
12.12 Drugstore Cowboys - DeAndre Hopkins - WR - HOU
12.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Dion Lewis - RB - CLE
12.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Michael Bush - RB - CHI
13.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Darrius Heyward-Bey - WR - IND
13.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Jermaine Gresham - TE - CIN
13.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Ed Dickson - TE - BAL
13.04 Es Pipi - Coby Fleener - TE - IND
13.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Brian Hartline - WR - MIA
13.06 Stinky Fingers - Pierre Thomas - RB - NO
13.07 PowerAids - Chad Henne - QB - JAX
13.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Cordarrelle Patterson - WR - MIN
13.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Tyler Eiffert - TE - CIN
13.10 Reese's Power - Buffalo Def/ST
13.11 Let it Sweat - Dustin Keller - TE - MIA
13.12 Sweatier Vests - Giants Def/ST
13.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Dexter McCluster - WR - KC
13.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Heath Miller - TE - PIT
14.01 Amazon Primelvrs - LaMichael James - RB - SFO
14.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Falcons Def/ST
14.03 Sweatier Vests - Dwayne Allen - TE - IND
14.04 Let it Sweat - Leon Washington - RB - NE
14.05 Reese's Power - Dallas Defense/ST
14.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Keshawn Martin - WR - HOU
14.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Chargers DEF/ST
14.08 PowerAids - Zac Stacy - RB - STL
14.09 Stinky Fingers - Greg Little - WR - CLE
14.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Ryan Broyles - WR - DET
14.11 Es Pipi - Chiefs DEF/ST
14.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Terrelle Pryor - QB - OAK
14.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Mohamed Sanu - WR - CIN
14.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Marcedes Lewis - TE - JAX
15.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Vikings DEF/ST
15.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Davone Bess - WR - CLE
15.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Kirk Cousins - QB - WAS
15.04 Es Pipi - Jeremey Kerley - WR - NYJ
15.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Titans DEF/ST
15.06 Stinky Fingers - Blair Walsh - K - MIN
15.07 PowerAids - Brock Osweiler - QB - DEN
15.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Colts DEF/ST
15.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Devin Hester - WR/KR - CHI
15.10 Reese's Power - Knowshon Moreno - RB - DEN
15.11 Let it Sweat - Trindon Holliday - RB/KR - DEN
15.12 Sweatier Vests - Stephen Grotkowski - K - NE
15.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Ryan Williams - RB - ARI
15.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Miami Dolphins DEF/ST
16.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Knile Davis - RB - KC
16.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Randy Bullock - K - HOU
16.03 Sweatier Vests - Nate Washington - WR - TEN
16.04 Let it Sweat - Malcolm Floyd - WR - SD
16.05 Reese's Power - Nate Burleson - WR - DET
16.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Matt Prater - K - DEN
16.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Browns DEF/ST
16.08 PowerAids - NY JETS DEF/ST
16.09 Stinky Fingers - REDSKINS DEF/ST
16.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Matt Bryant - K - ATL
16.11 Es Pipi - Dan Bailey - K - DAL
16.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Kyle Orton - QB - DAL
16.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Phil Dawson - K - SFO
16.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Keenan Allen - WR - SD
17.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Josh Brown - K - NYG
17.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Greg Zuerlein - K - STL
17.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Ted Ginn - WR - CAR
17.04 Es Pipi - PANTHERS DEF/ST
17.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Roy Helu - RB - WAS
17.06 Stinky Fingers - Brandon LaFell - WR- CAR
17.07 PowerAids - Christine Michael - RB - SEA
17.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Bilal Powell - RB - Jets
17.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Kendall Hunter - RB - SF
17.10 Reese's Power - Robert Turbin - RB - SEA
17.11 Let it Sweat - Tampa Bay DEF/ST
17.12 Sweatier Vests - Justin Tucker - K - BAL
17.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Nick Toon - WR - NO
17.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Blaine Gabbert - QB - JAX
18.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Rob Housler - TE - ARI
18.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Lions DEF/ST
18.03 Sweatier Vests - Eagles DEF/ST
18.04 Let it Sweat - Kai Forbath - K - WASH
18.05 Reese's Power - David Akers - K - DET
18.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Joseph Randle - RB - DAl
18.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Mark Sancehz - QB - NYJ
18.08 PowerAids - Zach Miller - TE - SEA
18.09 Stinky Fingers - Tim Tebow - QB - NEP
18.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Dwayne Harris - WR - DAL
18.11 Es Pipi - Shonn Greene - RB - IND
18.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Ryan Mallett - QB - NEP
18.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Lance Dunbar - RB - DAL
18.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Toby Gearhart - RB - MIN
19.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Garrett Hartley - K - NO
19.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Robert Woods - WR - BUF
19.03 Drugstore Cowboys - TJ Yates - QB - HOU
19.04 Es Pipi - Sebastian Janikowski - K - OAK
19.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Stephan Taylor - RB - ARI
19.06 Stinky Fingers - Scott Chandler - TE - BUF
19.07 PowerAids - Mike Nugent - K - CIN
19.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Steven Hauschka - K - SEA
19.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Montario Hardesty - RB - CLE
19.10 Reese's Power – Marcel Reece – RB - OAK
19.11 Let it Sweat – Joique Bell – RB - DET
19.12 Sweatier Vests – James Casey – TE - PHI
19.13 Ice Bags & Nachos – Dujuan Harris – RB - GB
19.14 Amazon Primelvrs – Alex Henrey – K - PHI
20.01 Amazon Primelvrs – Ryan Succop – K - KC
20.02 Ice Bags & Nachos – Kenbrell Thompkons – WR - NEP
20.03 Sweatier Vests – Latavious Murray – RB - OAK
20.04 Let it Sweat – Percy Harvin – WR - SEA
20.05 Reese's Power – Kenny Stills – WR - NO
20.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders – Rod Streater – WR - OAK
20.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms – Daniel Thomas – RB - MIA
20.08 PowerAids – Eddie Royal – WR - SD
20.09 Stinky Fingers - Adam Vinatieri - K - IND
20.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Chris Polk - RB - PHI
20.11 Es Pipi - Evan Royster - RB - WAS
20.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Connor Barth - K - TB
20.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Matt Cassel - QB - MIN
20.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Darrius Reynaud - WR - TEN
21.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Mike Tolbert - RB - CAR
21.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Saints DEF/ST
21.03 Drugstore Cowboys - Philip Tanner - RB - DAL
21.04 Es Pipi - Brian Quick -WR - STL
21.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Shaun Suisham - K - PIT
21.06 Stinky Fingers - Willis McGahee - RB - FA
21.07 PowerAids - Ronnie Brown - RB - SD
21.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Rob Bironas - K - TEN
21.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Oakland DEF/ST
21.10 Reese's Power - Mason Crosby - K - GB
21.11 Let it Sweat - Justin Forsett - RB - JAX
21.12 Sweatier Vests - Marc Mariani - WR - TEN
21.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Jacob Tamme - TE - DEN
21.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Larod Stephens Howling - RB - ARI
22.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Jaguars DEF/ST
22.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Lawrence Tynes - K - TB
22.03 Sweatier Vests - Santonio Holmes - WR - NYJ
22.04 Let it Sweat - Robbie Gould - K - CHI
22.05 Reese's Power - Luke Stocker - TE - TB
22.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Caleb Stergis - K - MIA
22.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Marquis Goodwin - WR - BUF
22.08 PowerAids - Zac Ertz - TE - PHI
22.09 Stinky Fingers - Zach Sudfield - TE - NEP
22.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Chase Daniels - QB - NO
22.11 Es Pipi - Markus Wheaton - WR - PIT
22.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Giorgio Tavecchio - K - GB
22.13 Vag Head Hummus Men - Chris Ogbannaya - RB - CLE
22.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Andre Roberts - WR - ARI
23.01 Oildale Meat Raffle - Doug Baldwin - TE - SEA
23.02 Vag Head Hummus Men - Jonathan Dwyer- RB- PIT
23.03 Drugstore Cowboys - TJ Graham - WR - BUF
23.04 Es Pipi - Brad Gradkowski - QB - TB
23.05 Elderly Anoos Aids - Drew Stanton - QB - AZ
23.06 Stinky Fingers - Jason Avant - WR - PHI
23.07 PowerAids - Nick Novak - K - SD
23.08 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Donald Brown - RB - IND
23.09 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Jason Campbell - QB - CLE
23.10 Reese's Power - Donnie Avery - WR - KC
23.11 Let it Sweat - Travis Kelce - TE - KC
23.12 Sweatier Vests - Dallas Clark - TE - BAL
23.13 Ice Bags & Nachos - Kevin Kolb - QB - BUF
23.14 Amazon Primelvrs - Damaris Johnson - WR - PHI
24.01 Amazon Primelvrs - Ryan Fitzpatrick - QB - TEN
24.02 Ice Bags & Nachos - Lavon Brazzil - WR - IND
24.03 Sweatier Vests - Matt Hasselbeck - QB - IND
24.04 Let it Sweat - Brandon GIbson - WR - MIA
24.05 Reese's Power - Harry Douglas - WR - ATL
24.06 Jr. High Cheerleaders - Leonard Hankerson - WR - WAS
24.07 Pale Wiffle Condoms - Matt Moore - QB - MIA
24.08 PowerAids - Josh Morgan - WR - WAS
24.09 Stinky Fingers - SKIPPED
24.10 Elderly Anoos Aids - Ladarious Green - TE - SD
24.11 Es Pipi - Ciera Wood - RB - HOU
24.12 Drugstore Cowboys - Shayne Graham - K - CLE
24.13 Vag Head Hummus Men Travis Benjamin - WR - CLE
24.14 Oildale Meat Raffle - Brent Celek - TE - PHI

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Logged into FB today and noticed that a few of my 'friends' joined a group called "Petition to remove facebook group praying for President Obama's death". Being curious, I clicked the link and here's what I found:

Name: Petition to remove facebook group praying for President Obama's death

Category: Common Interest - Beliefs & Causes

Description: This is a petition to REMOVE the group "DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN" from facebook.

Here is what we are asking you to do:

1) Visit the 'Prayer' group's page and report the group to facebook. (Link below.)

2) Logout for Civility from 8-8 tomorrow! RSVP to the event on the Events page and invite your friends to join you! (Link below.)

3) Sign the online petition. (Link below.)

4) Spread the word! Our strength is in our numbers to share, repost, and invite!

The link is in the Links box below.

Link to the offensive site:

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So then I visited the link to see what all the fuss was about and sure enough, there's a page for this group with well over a million 'fans' or 'friends'. However, my question is this: Are they really praying for the death of Obama? Kind of seems more like a joke and a punchline than some sort of cause. I mean, I voted for Obama and even I chuckled a little, which is probably because I have the mentality of a 9 year old. Curious what others think.
Do a search on the governor of New Jersey (Christie) and the same prayer with his name instead of Obama's.

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Removing it would just feed into their persecution complex.

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wat

Yeah, I dunno. I'm bored.
Yet you couldn't reply in my mobile stripper thread. I thought that would be like a moth to a flame.

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wat

Yeah, I dunno. I'm bored.
Yet you couldn't reply in my mobile stripper thread. I thought that would be like a moth to a flame.
I'm getting there....

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I thought we cleared that up.

Oh yeah. My bad.
Thanks for keeping my thread on point, fellas. <_<

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I thought we cleared that up.

Oh yeah. My bad.
Might want to get some ointment or something.

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I thought we cleared that up.

Oh yeah. My bad.
Thanks for keeping my thread on point, fellas. :thumbup:
Sorry. My policy is not to join any FB groups unless it is shtick worthy. Like "I love being black!"

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I thought we cleared that up.

Oh yeah. My bad.
Thanks for keeping my thread on point, fellas. :thumbup:
Have fun at your party tonight.

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I thought we cleared that up.

Oh yeah. My bad.
Thanks for keeping my thread on point, fellas. :thumbup:
Sorry. My policy is not to join any FB groups unless it is shtick worthy. Like "I love being black!"
:lmao::lmao::lmao: I fat fingered my way to friend PETA, confusing the hell out of my friends for a few minutes. I deleted it as soon as I could, then went out and ate a Bald Eagle.

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I thought we cleared that up.

Oh yeah. My bad.
Thanks for keeping my thread on point, fellas. :thumbup:
Sorry. My policy is not to join any FB groups unless it is shtick worthy. Like "I love being black!"
:lmao::lmao::lmao: I fat fingered my way to friend PETA, confusing the hell out of my friends for a few minutes. I deleted it as soon as I could, then went out and ate a Bald Eagle.
gdi :lmao: :lmao:

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I thought we cleared that up.

Oh yeah. My bad.
Thanks for keeping my thread on point, fellas. :thumbup:
Have fun at your party tonight.
Tomorrow night and thank you. I have already called a Taxi Van in advance of this thing. I plan on being so drunk I can't operate a zipper, much less heavy machinery or a car.

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Let's just go ahead and make this thread whatever the hell we want to talk about.

I've spent all day trying to make a flow sheet for some marketing presentations. I started at about 8:30am and as I type, I've got nothing more than three empty boxes and some arrows pointing to them. What I've learned is that I'm really inept and egregiously lazy. I'm not sure I'm cut out for much of anything in the work force. At some point, somebody is going to catch on to that. I just hope it's after bonus time.

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Let's just go ahead and make this thread whatever the hell we want to talk about.

I've spent all day trying to make a flow sheet for some marketing presentations. I started at about 8:30am and as I type, I've got nothing more than three empty boxes and some arrows pointing to them. What I've learned is that I'm really inept and egregiously lazy. I'm not sure I'm cut out for much of anything in the work force. At some point, somebody is going to catch on to that. I just hope it's after bonus time.

I can relate.

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I bought one of these Monday.

All I could think about when using it was "I can't believe these idiots allowed me to buy this thing" and "I bet this is what God feels like He's trimming hedges."

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I bought one of these Monday.

All I could think about when using it was "I can't believe these idiots allowed me to buy this thing" and "I bet this is what God feels like He's trimming hedges."

Nice! You know, when I moved out of my house and into a townhouse, I thought I'd miss doing yardwork. I must have been drunk when I thought that. I don't miss it at all.

I do miss having a yard, though.

My next house, I'm thinking of getting astroturf.

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I bought one of these Monday.

All I could think about when using it was "I can't believe these idiots allowed me to buy this thing" and "I bet this is what God feels like He's trimming hedges."

Nice! You know, when I moved out of my house and into a townhouse, I thought I'd miss doing yardwork. I must have been drunk when I thought that. I don't miss it at all.

I do miss having a yard, though.

My next house, I'm thinking of getting astroturf.

I'm pretty sick of it myself which is why I buy stuff like this I don't really need. Well, I needed a trimmer since my wife ran over my old one.

We are putting the house up for sale soon so my next house better not have tons of landscaping.

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I bought one of these Monday.

All I could think about when using it was "I can't believe these idiots allowed me to buy this thing" and "I bet this is what God feels like He's trimming hedges."

Nice! You know, when I moved out of my house and into a townhouse, I thought I'd miss doing yardwork. I must have been drunk when I thought that. I don't miss it at all.

I do miss having a yard, though.

My next house, I'm thinking of getting astroturf.

Moving into a condo was a liberating experience. We had a yard sale just before we moved out of our old house (the house with 60 years worth of vegetation/fruit trees/etc. "The telescoping tree pruner? $5. Use it in good health. That weedwhacker? $5. I'll throw in about 5000 miles of string to go with it. Have fun restringing that SOB, sucker."

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I bought one of these Monday.

All I could think about when using it was "I can't believe these idiots allowed me to buy this thing" and "I bet this is what God feels like He's trimming hedges."

Nice! You know, when I moved out of my house and into a townhouse, I thought I'd miss doing yardwork. I must have been drunk when I thought that. I don't miss it at all.

I do miss having a yard, though.

My next house, I'm thinking of getting astroturf.

I'm pretty sick of it myself which is why I buy stuff like this I don't really need. Well, I needed a trimmer since my wife ran over my old one.

We are putting the house up for sale soon so my next house better not have tons of landscaping.

Do that thing old people do around here. Nothing but painted rocks. Tell people it's for the environment. If your kids complain tell them to go play on the neighbor's lawn.

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My ex-wife kept all the yardwork stuff. I should probably tell her that lawnmowers need to have their oil changed once in a while, but I'm morbidly curious to find out how long it will run before she figures this out on her own.

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Moving into a condo was a liberating experience. We had a yard sale just before we moved out of our old house (the house with 60 years worth of vegetation/fruit trees/etc. "The telescoping tree pruner? $5. Use it in good health. That weedwhacker? $5. I'll throw in about 5000 miles of string to go with it. Have fun restringing that SOB, sucker."

I hate having to do that.

I bought one of these Monday.

All I could think about when using it was "I can't believe these idiots allowed me to buy this thing" and "I bet this is what God feels like He's trimming hedges."

Nice! You know, when I moved out of my house and into a townhouse, I thought I'd miss doing yardwork. I must have been drunk when I thought that. I don't miss it at all.

I do miss having a yard, though.

My next house, I'm thinking of getting astroturf.

I'm pretty sick of it myself which is why I buy stuff like this I don't really need. Well, I needed a trimmer since my wife ran over my old one.

We are putting the house up for sale soon so my next house better not have tons of landscaping.

weed eater

edger

lawn mower

leaf blower

:mellow::angry::bag:

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We're under a tornado watch. :mellow:

And thanks for a new sig, GBGM.

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My ex-wife kept all the yardwork stuff. I should probably tell her that lawnmowers need to have their oil changed once in a while, but I'm morbidly curious to find out how long it will run before she figures this out on her own.

:lmao: I just realized Monday that I never changed the oil on my edger. Ever.

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We're under a tornado watch. :lmao:And thanks for a new sig, GBGM.

I hate tornadoes to the max. Funny, I was just telling a client in Texas that.Go in the basement and take any random pills you find on the ground.

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We're under a tornado watch. :(And thanks for a new sig, GBGM.

Yikes, stay safe! I remember going to school in Jackson, MS being under tornado watches all the time. Scary stuff.If you moved to Oregon, you wouldn't have those anymore. :lmao:

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We're under a tornado watch. :(

And thanks for a new sig, GBGM.

I hate tornadoes to the max. Funny, I was just telling a client in Texas that.

Go in the basement and take any random pills you find on the ground.

:lmao::(:lmao:

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We're under a tornado watch. :(And thanks for a new sig, GBGM.

I hate tornadoes to the max. Funny, I was just telling a client in Texas that.Go in the basement and take any random pills you find on the ground.
:lmao: I'd forgotten about that. Still not sure what it was.No basement in our house. My mom and stepfather are visiting for the weekend, and we realized that the only way we could avoid being near windows in this house is if we all squeeze in the pantry. :lmao:

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We're under a tornado watch. :(And thanks for a new sig, GBGM.

Yikes, stay safe! I remember going to school in Jackson, MS being under tornado watches all the time. Scary stuff.If you moved to Oregon, you wouldn't have those anymore. :lmao:
Yeah, I still wish there had been any viable jobs there. :lmao: But Memphis has turned out to be pretty good. For some reason, we both really dig it.

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Moving into a condo was a liberating experience. We had a yard sale just before we moved out of our old house (the house with 60 years worth of vegetation/fruit trees/etc. "The telescoping tree pruner? $5. Use it in good health. That weedwhacker? $5. I'll throw in about 5000 miles of string to go with it. Have fun restringing that SOB, sucker."

I hate having to do that.

I bought one of these Monday.

All I could think about when using it was "I can't believe these idiots allowed me to buy this thing" and "I bet this is what God feels like He's trimming hedges."

Nice! You know, when I moved out of my house and into a townhouse, I thought I'd miss doing yardwork. I must have been drunk when I thought that. I don't miss it at all.

I do miss having a yard, though.

My next house, I'm thinking of getting astroturf.

I'm pretty sick of it myself which is why I buy stuff like this I don't really need. Well, I needed a trimmer since my wife ran over my old one.

We are putting the house up for sale soon so my next house better not have tons of landscaping.

weed eater

edger

lawn mower

leaf blower

:lmao::(:lmao:

How much do you charge per yard? Do you want a check every week or every month?

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I've had three sandwiches today.

:lmao:

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My mom and stepfather are visiting for the weekend, and we realized that the only way we could avoid being near windows in this house is if we all squeeze in the pantry. :lmao:

guess they are all draftable then?

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