Stole it ‘cause it’s true...
55 years ago the Surgeon General warned us of the dangers of smoking. It's a product that has killed TEN TIMES the number of Americans who died in ALL of our nation’s wars COMBINED. (according to the CDC)
Government: add taxes to reduce consumption
FDA: try these pills, patches, and gums
Smoker: these really don't work for us
Smoker/Inventor: here's a way to get nicotine without the 50% chance of death
Government/FDA: we don't know what that is and you shouldn't have it
Royal College of Physicians: our research shows that vaping is 95%+ less harmful than smoking
Government/FDA: we just don't know about this
Public: look at the dramatic drop in smoking rates among adults and teens
Government/FDA: that because of our taxes, pills, patches, and gums
Ex-smokers/Vapers: Uhhh.....there's 12 million of us who quit because there was a less harmful alternative created in spite of your ineffective solutions.....it's called vaping
Government/FDA: that's anecdotal. We don't know about that and besides, we need our taxes
Ex-smokers/Vapers: but it's proven twice as effective as any solution that you've produced in 55 years
Government/FDA: we don't care about that because we still need our taxes and we have to protect big tobacco and big pharma (they give us lots of cash and you don't)
Ex-smokers/Vapers: we're still going to vape
Government/FDA: no you won't because we're going to rally all of the "health organizations" that we fund. They'll spread a mountain of lies and misinformation against you and it will spread like wildfire.....we're very good at this
Ex-smokers/Vapers: but you're supposed to protect the public and the health of the citizens......what about the 480,000 Americans who will die this year from smoking related illnesses
Government/FDA: yeah but we still need our taxes
Ex-smokers/Vapers: wouldn't you see a net benefit from lower healthcare costs to offset those tax revenue losses
Government/FDA: who knows? Try this lower nicotine cigarette that we just approved......it'll still kill you like the old cigarettes that we approved of, but you'll have less nicotine in your body when you die
Ex-smokers/Vapers: but we're ex-smokers and we don't want to go back to tobacco or die any sooner than regularly scheduled
Royal College of Physicians: we just put vape shops in hospitals...….y'all know vaping is still 95%+ less harmful than smoking right?
Public: what in the cornbread hell is going on here???