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Woolly Mammoth found alive in Siberia

Woolly Mammoth   144 members have voted

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At first its hard to tell, but then when it starts moving its easy to see its got something hanging out its mouth.

I vote bear with fish, possibly after drinking vodka.

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It's moving pretty slow for a bear.

How deep is the river at that crossing?

Aren't mammoths herd animals, like elephants?

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It's moving pretty slow for a bear.How deep is the river at that crossing?Aren't mammoths herd animals, like elephants?

I have seen this in person while fishing salmon in Alaska. He is moving at what I would consider a normal speed with that big a fish in his mouth.

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Ok so the obvious issues are a mammoth was a large animal. 13 foot at the shoulder with males weighing up to 12 tons. To still be around you'd need a breeding population. That means 600 individuals give or take. That's a lot of mammoth to stay hidden for 4500 years.

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Top public comment sums it up:

"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."

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Top public comment sums it up:"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."

Yeah, that is amazing. I saw a midget with a mullet one time but those camera phones just suck and it looked like a small child with a Halloween mask. I'm sure we'll start capturing all these images in like 30-40 years when the camera technology becomes available. :thumbup:

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Deceptive thread title. :thumbdown:

Not sure you can prove that in a court of law.

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That's Mr. Snuffleupagus. Clear as day.

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Woolly Mammoth

Nine people here agree with you. :popcorn:

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Woolly Mammoth

Nine people here agree with you. :popcorn:
the smart money is on the previously extinct elephant

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This seems more and more plausible as the hours pass with no new news.

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Manbearpig.

Excelsior!

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Why can't it be a Woolly Mammoth with a fish in its mouth?

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Top public comment sums it up:"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."

Came here to post same thing.

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Top public comment sums it up:"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."

Came here to post same thing.
f-ing haters. I am petting my Woolly Mammoth right now.

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Top public comment sums it up:"It amazes me that even in 2012, nobody seems to have a high quality camera with them when aliens/mammoths/sasquatch are nearby. Amazing..."

Came here to post same thing.
f-ing haters. I am petting my Woolly Mammoth right now.
Demi Moore moved in with you?

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Here is the

of that video.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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It's moving pretty slow for a bear.How deep is the river at that crossing?Aren't mammoths herd animals, like elephants?

Pretty hard to heard when your the last one. Vote christo's wife.

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