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Walked out on my dentist today (1 Viewer)

Furious Styles

Furious Styles

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Several months ago I was getting a routine cleaning at my dentist when they were concerned about something on the back of one of my front teeth. It was under the gum so I was sent to a dental surgeon to have a crown lengthening. So, i have that done which was an awful experience and had to wait two months for it to heal. Finally get in today to see the dentist to actually have the tooth fixed. I get shot up in the gums and the dentist starts working on my tooth. One of his assistants mentions someone is on the phone and should she take a message. He says no and leaves me there with cotton balls in my mouth for 15 minutes while I can hear him yucking it up on the phone. He comes back and finishes the job but before I go he wants an XRay which makes sense. So he leaves the room and an assistant snaps the film. 5 minutes go by and he isn't back to take a look, then 10 minutes. I hear one of the assistants mention that she feels bad I am waiting. I give it 5 more minutes and get up and walk to the front desk. As I head towards there, I hear him laughing it up with someone in another room. The front desk lady looks at my and says Oh, you have to go? I say yeah and you can tell him I'm not happy he turned a 20 minute appointment into over an hour. Let him know I'm not happy and that I wouldnt wait this long for a doctor so I sure as #### am not going to wait this long for a dentist.

Now I have no idea if I have any restrictions on what I can eat, etc. I'm actually amazed the ####er didn't call me on my cell after I left to apologize. I'm thinking of sending him some gorilla poop in the mail.

 
You should have started flipping over teeth whitening trays and grabbed a handful of complimentary Oral B toothbrushes and cast them across the room to really get your point across. Hit em where they notice it.

 
You should've starting having sex with the dental hygienist, and when he walked back him, tell him you're going to be a few.

 
'Furious Styles said:
Now I have no idea if I have any restrictions on what I can eat, etc. I'm actually amazed the ####er didn't call me on my cell after I left to apologize. I'm thinking of sending him some gorilla poop in the mail.
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where would an average person find gorilla poop for personal use?
 
'Furious Styles said:
'saintfool said:
'Furious Styles said:
Now I have no idea if I have any restrictions on what I can eat, etc. I'm actually amazed the ####er didn't call me on my cell after I left to apologize. I'm thinking of sending

him some gorilla poop in the mail.
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where would an average person find gorilla poop for personal use?
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Poopsenders.com allows you to send all sorts of animal dung to people anonymously.
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thanks for that link, i may use that someday soon
 
Gorilla pooped ordered, looks like my dentist will be receiving a nice Friday package.

I will probably need to go back for one cleaning before finding a new dentist so that he doesn't connect the dots and think it was me that sent him the ####.

 
'Ministry of Pain said:
I hate to tell you this but if you really wanted to get his attention you should have left when he took the phone call.
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'TexanFan02 said:
You should have gotten high on nitrous while he was yukking it up.
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'gianmarco said:
You should have started flipping over teeth whitening trays and grabbed a handful of complimentary Oral B toothbrushes and cast them across the room to really get your point across. Hit em where they notice it.
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'flapgreen said:
You should've starting having sex with the dental hygienist, and when he walked back him, tell him you're going to be a few.
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This was going good
 
So my wife just checked our home messages and the dentist left a message for me apologizing, I haven't heard it myself but my wife said it sounded very sincere. I feel a little bad now because the gorilla poop is already on it's way. I'm thinking I might want to just tell him and hopefully we can both laught about it but not sure. My wife has no idea I sent the poop and she goes to him as well which complicates matters.

 
'Furious Styles said:
So my wife just checked our home messages and the dentist left a message for me apologizing, I haven't heard it myself but my wife said it sounded very sincere. I feel a little bad now because the gorilla poop is already on it's way. I'm thinking I might want to just tell him and hopefully we can both laught about it but not sure. My wife has no idea I sent the poop and she goes to him as well which complicates matters.
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:lmao:
 
when the dentist walked back in i would have called a friend on my cell and told the doc to wait you have to make this call , then just talked about the weather, sports, chicks.

 
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So I had another message from my dentist today when I got home from work, he said it was urgent that I call him back. Now, I didn't return his call yesterday so perhaps there is some type of follow up required with my tooth. However, the gorilla poop was set to arrive today although it is not like they give you a tracking number on the site. My wife is now hounding me to call him back because she is convinced there is something important I need to know or how to do with my tooth. The dentist left his cell # and my wife is insisting I call him tonight. Of course, she has no idea I sent him gorilla poop. My wife is going to think it strange if I head off to another part of the house to call him in privacy so I'm stuck in a bit of a situation. I really have no idea what to say to this guy if he calls me out about the poop. Deny, deny, deny seems to be the only course of action.

 
'Furious Styles said:
So I had another message from my dentist today when I got home from work, he said it was urgent that I call him back. Now, I didn't return his call yesterday so perhaps there is some type of follow up required with my tooth. However, the gorilla poop was set to arrive today although it is not like they give you a tracking number on the site. My wife is now hounding me to call him back because she is convinced there is something important I need to know or how to do with my tooth. The dentist left his cell # and my wife is insisting I call him tonight. Of course, she has no idea I sent him gorilla poop. My wife is going to think it strange if I head off to another part of the house to call him in privacy so I'm stuck in a bit of a situation. I really have no idea what to say to this guy if he calls me out about the poop. Deny, deny, deny seems to be the only course of action.
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Did you sign your name to the poop or something? There is no way he accuses you of sending the poop with basically no evidence. That's crazy talk. He probably just got around to looking at that xray and has something he needs to tell you, like he noticed you have a malignant tumor in your jaw or something like that.Call him back, I predict the poop won't come up.
 
'Furious Styles said:
So I had another message from my dentist today when I got home from work, he said it was urgent that I call him back. Now, I didn't return his call yesterday so perhaps there is some type of follow up required with my tooth. However, the gorilla poop was set to arrive today although it is not like they give you a tracking number on the site. My wife is now hounding me to call him back because she is convinced there is something important I need to know or how to do with my tooth. The dentist left his cell # and my wife is insisting I call him tonight. Of course, she has no idea I sent him gorilla poop. My wife is going to think it strange if I head off to another part of the house to call him in privacy so I'm stuck in a bit of a situation. I really have no idea what to say to this guy if he calls me out about the poop. Deny, deny, deny seems to be the only course of action.
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:lmao:
 
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Its hard to believe that you were the only one he pissed of while chatting on the phone and neglecting clients with mouthfuls of cotton. I'll bet any number of people could be suspects in the office poop mystery.

 
'Furious Styles said:
'saintfool said:
'Furious Styles said:
Now I have no idea if I have any restrictions on what I can eat, etc. I'm actually amazed the ####er didn't call me on my cell after I left to apologize. I'm thinking of sending

him some gorilla poop in the mail.
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where would an average person find gorilla poop for personal use?
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Poopsenders.com allows you to send all sorts of animal dung to people anonymously.
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I dont care is this thread is for real or not, but can you please tell me if that site is legit? Have you ever used its services before? Were you able to confirm the package was dumped at the right address?
 
'Furious Styles said:
So I had another message from my dentist today when I got home from work, he said it was urgent that I call him back. Now, I didn't return his call yesterday so perhaps there is some type of follow up required with my tooth. However, the gorilla poop was set to arrive today although it is not like they give you a tracking number on the site. My wife is now hounding me to call him back because she is convinced there is something important I need to know or how to do with my tooth. The dentist left his cell # and my wife is insisting I call him tonight. Of course, she has no idea I sent him gorilla poop. My wife is going to think it strange if I head off to another part of the house to call him in privacy so I'm stuck in a bit of a situation. I really have no idea what to say to this guy if he calls me out about the poop. Deny, deny, deny seems to be the only course of action.
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this thread has legs
 
Last Friday evening when my wife was bugging me about calling the dentist back I played like I was calling his cell but dialed the number of someone at my office and when the voicemail came on I left a message. I went into the office this morning and had sort of forgot about when my coworker was like WTF was that message? I mumbled something about dialing the wrong number and not paying attention when the recording came on because my kids were screaming in the background before changing the subject and asking if he had seen the video of Santorum calling Obama a Nig.

Anyways, I needed to call the dentist office to see what was up so dialed them and spoke with someone in the office who said the dentist was with a patient but would call me back. Ironic that he doesn't leave that patient but had no problem bailing on me. An hour goes by and my cell rings and it is him. He tells me that he really needs me back in as there is something on the XRay that concerns him. He asks if I'd have any sensitivity with the tooth and then makes a comment about how he wishes I hadn't left before having a chance to review it. At this point I tell him that I wished he hadn't left me with cotton balls up my mouth for 15 minutes while he took a phone call. Things definitely got weird after that and he was saying he wants me back in his office tomorrow. I tell him that work commitments and travel make it impossible for me to get in there this week. I'm heading there next Tuesday, even if he doesn't know I sent him the poop there is tension between us based on the phone call. I'm not really comfortable going back to him but figure if I don't show up it is a dead giveaway that I am the gorilla poop sender.

 
'Furious Styles said:
Last Friday evening when my wife was bugging me about calling the dentist back I played like I was calling his cell but dialed the number of someone at my office and when the voicemail came on I left a message. I went into the office this morning and had sort of forgot about when my coworker was like WTF was that message? I mumbled something about dialing the wrong number and not paying attention when the recording came on because my kids were screaming in the background before changing the subject and asking if he had seen the video of Santorum calling Obama a Nig.Anyways, I needed to call the dentist office to see what was up so dialed them and spoke with someone in the office who said the dentist was with a patient but would call me back. Ironic that he doesn't leave that patient but had no problem bailing on me. An hour goes by and my cell rings and it is him. He tells me that he really needs me back in as there is something on the XRay that concerns him. He asks if I'd have any sensitivity with the tooth and then makes a comment about how he wishes I hadn't left before having a chance to review it. At this point I tell him that I wished he hadn't left me with cotton balls up my mouth for 15 minutes while he took a phone call. Things definitely got weird after that and he was saying he wants me back in his office tomorrow. I tell him that work commitments and travel make it impossible for me to get in there this week. I'm heading there next Tuesday, even if he doesn't know I sent him the poop there is tension between us based on the phone call. I'm not really comfortable going back to him but figure if I don't show up it is a dead giveaway that I am the gorilla poop sender.
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Just get another dentist. I was having trouble with mine and some friends recommended a guy on the east side. He finished up some work my dentist was going to charge $200 for and he was only $35. It was quality work and I was not a bit uneasy to have a black man to have his hands down my throat. I will be going to him for all future, basic needs. And my old dentist would send me to a specialist for anything but the most basic services, anyway.
 
'Furious Styles said:
Last Friday evening when my wife was bugging me about calling the dentist back I played like I was calling his cell but dialed the number of someone at my office and when the voicemail came on I left a message. I went into the office this morning and had sort of forgot about when my coworker was like WTF was that message? I mumbled something about dialing the wrong number and not paying attention when the recording came on because my kids were screaming in the background before changing the subject and asking if he had seen the video of Santorum calling Obama a Nig.

Anyways, I needed to call the dentist office to see what was up so dialed them and spoke with someone in the office who said the dentist was with a patient but would call me back. Ironic that he doesn't leave that patient but had no problem bailing on me. An hour goes by and my cell rings and it is him. He tells me that he really needs me back in as there is something on the XRay that concerns him. He asks if I'd have any sensitivity with the tooth and then makes a comment about how he wishes I hadn't left before having a chance to review it. At this point I tell him that I wished he hadn't left me with cotton balls up my mouth for 15 minutes while he took a phone call. Things definitely got weird after that and he was saying he wants me back in his office tomorrow. I tell him that work commitments and travel make it impossible for me to get in there this week. I'm heading there next Tuesday, even if he doesn't know I sent him the poop there is tension between us based on the phone call. I'm not really comfortable going back to him but figure if I don't show up it is a dead giveaway that I am the gorilla poop sender.
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So you go to a better dentist and he remembers you as the patient that got him with the gorilla poop. win-win
 
'Ministry of Pain said:
'Ministry of Pain said:
I hate to tell you this but if you really wanted to get his attention you should have left when he took the phone call.
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'TexanFan02 said:
You should have gotten high on nitrous while he was yukking it up.
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'gianmarco said:
You should have started flipping over teeth whitening trays and grabbed a handful of complimentary Oral B toothbrushes and cast them across the room to really get your point across. Hit em where they notice it.
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'flapgreen said:
You should've starting having sex with the dental hygienist, and when he walked back him, tell him you're going to be a few.
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This was going good
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Since we're pointing out what we think are errors, I'm pretty sure it's "This was going well".And I'm also pretty sure should've = should have.

But I'm also pretty sure my IQ is less than 147, so who knows.

 
I hate to tell you this but if you really wanted to get his attention you should have left when he took the phone call.
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You should have gotten high on nitrous while he was yukking it up.
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You should have started flipping over teeth whitening trays and grabbed a handful of complimentary Oral B toothbrushes and cast them across the room to really get your point across. Hit em where they notice it.
Click to expand...
You should've starting having sex with the dental hygienist, and when he walked back him, tell him you're going to be a few.
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This was going good
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Since we're pointing out what we think are errors, I'm pretty sure it's "This was going well".And I'm also pretty sure should've = should have.

But I'm also pretty sure my IQ is less than 147, so who knows.
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you should've not put "mega millions" in the paypal subject....
 
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