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Just ran over a rabbits nest with lawnmower (1 Viewer)
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Apes with Guns
Footballguy
wait for them to die and then eat them.
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
Too small.
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Mr. Know-It-All
Footballguy
I would euthanize them, seriously. Don't like to see them suffer. If you do not, I am sure a hawk or a small mammal will come along to finish the job.
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Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
geez, that's awful.
Plaid Boxer
Footballguy
I would have thought hitting them with a shovel would be more humane.Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Clifford
Footballguy
Are they dead or just more mangled?Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Drowning them would have been better, bucket+rubber glove would have done the trick. Running them over again seems like something they'd do in the Middle East, or in Kentucky.I would have thought hitting them with a shovel would be more humane.Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Drowning them would have been better, bucket+rubber glove would have done the trick. Running them over again seems like something they'd do in the Middle East, or in Kentucky.I would have thought hitting them with a shovel would be more humane.Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Apes with Guns
Footballguy
Da Guru, this article may make you feel better.
http://www.pajiba.com/seriously_random_lists/proof-that-every-rabbit-in-the-history-of-cinema-has-been-evil.php
http://www.pajiba.com/seriously_random_lists/proof-that-every-rabbit-in-the-history-of-cinema-has-been-evil.php
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
They are dead. I am an animal lover and feel sick by this. I paniced and did not know what to do. Thought hitting them a second time would be more painless than drowing or a shovel the the head.Are they dead or just more mangled?Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
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Clinton
Footballguy
BeTheMatch
Footballguy
Did the same thing when I was about 15. Pretty disgusting coming through the side discharge.
Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
did you just run them over again, or hover over them? oh, the rabbitanity.They are dead. I am an animal lover and feel sick by this. I paniced and did not know what to do. Thought hitting them a second time would be more painless than drowing or a shovel the the head.Are they dead or just more mangled?Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Joe Summer
Footballguy
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
I don't get why people think drowning isn't so bad. Drowning/suffocation would be horrifying. I'd rather bleed-out than be trapped under water or snow, thrashing. Yikes.Drowning them would have been better, bucket+rubber glove would have done the trick. Running them over again seems like something they'd do in the Middle East, or in Kentucky.I would have thought hitting them with a shovel would be more humane.Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Fat Nick
Footballguy
You're good. I'd have done the same thing honestly. It's quick, and probably the easiest way for you too.I've run over a rabbit nest before, though not COMPLETELY over. It was on the edge of a strawberry bed. In my case, two scattered into the nearby bushes, and two got scattered all over the lawn...ugh. The only thing worse is hitting a deer fawn with a bush hog. That happened to me too...when deer fawn are really young, they basically lay in a ball in high grass and won't move for much of anything...in this case, this one didn't move AT ALL till it was too late.They are dead. I am an animal lover and feel sick by this. I paniced and did not know what to do. Thought hitting them a second time would be more painless than drowing or a shovel the the head.Are they dead or just more mangled?Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Moe.
Footballguy
There's not really a good or humane way to handle that, I wouldn't sweat it. Something like that would probably ruin my week, sorry man.They are dead. I am an animal lover and feel sick by this. I paniced and did not know what to do. Thought hitting them a second time would be more painless than drowing or a shovel the the head.Are they dead or just more mangled?Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Clifford
Footballguy
Next time go with the shovel, aim for the neck.As long as you put them out of their misery as quickly as you could that's the important thing.They are dead. I am an animal lover and feel sick by this. I paniced and did not know what to do. Thought hitting them a second time would be more painless than drowing or a shovel the the head.Are they dead or just more mangled?Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Worm
slimy ninja
Ya, like in between posts...Next time go with the shovel, aim for the neck.As long as you put them out of their misery as quickly as you could that's the important thing.They are dead. I am an animal lover and feel sick by this. I paniced and did not know what to do. Thought hitting them a second time would be more painless than drowing or a shovel the the head.Are they dead or just more mangled?Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Drowning would be bad. But in this case it would take 10 seconds and would save a lot of the gore. Actually the best method would be a kitchen knife meeting the jugular. Running them over again just seems ridiculous to me.I don't get why people think drowning isn't so bad. Drowning/suffocation would be horrifying. I'd rather bleed-out than be trapped under water or snow, thrashing. Yikes.Drowning them would have been better, bucket+rubber glove would have done the trick. Running them over again seems like something they'd do in the Middle East, or in Kentucky.I would have thought hitting them with a shovel would be more humane.Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Ya, like in between posts...Next time go with the shovel, aim for the neck.As long as you put them out of their misery as quickly as you could that's the important thing.They are dead. I am an animal lover and feel sick by this. I paniced and did not know what to do. Thought hitting them a second time would be more painless than drowing or a shovel the the head.Are they dead or just more mangled?Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Marvin
Footballguy
I shouldn't be laughing at this at much as I am.
Mr. Know-It-All
Footballguy
Holy crap, you better hope that Sarah McLachlan doesn't find out about this you bastage.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
This wasn't a euphemism?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Ya, like in between posts...Next time go with the shovel, aim for the neck.As long as you put them out of their misery as quickly as you could that's the important thing.They are dead. I am an animal lover and feel sick by this. I paniced and did not know what to do. Thought hitting them a second time would be more painless than drowing or a shovel the the head.Are they dead or just more mangled?Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I doubt anything is getting more love than our President.
grateful zed
Footballguy
LarryAllen'sJockstrap
Footballguy
I feel for you. A couple of years ago, I was weed-eating along the fence in the backyard. I looked down and noticed a bird on the ground with both of its legs mangled and huge chunk of its abdomen missing. I guess I had cut it up; no idea how though. It was still alive and I panicked and didn't know what to do. I went inside and grabbed a hammer and about half a dozen paper towels. I came out back, covered it with the paper towels and gave it a nice hard smack with the hammer where I though the head was. I guess I missed, because all of a sudden it started stutter-fly/crawling through the grass caught up in the PTs. I had to chase it down and smack it a couple more times before it finally went down. When it was done, as I was stuffing it in a plastic Target sack, I noticed the elderly woman in the house behind us on her deck watching me with a look of both terror and repulsion.They are dead. I am an animal lover and feel sick by this. I paniced and did not know what to do. Thought hitting them a second time would be more painless than drowing or a shovel the the head.Are they dead or just more mangled?Jesus what a mess. I just closed my eyes and ran them over again. This is horrible.
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
I was playing fetch with a dog in an open field recently when he stopped to smell something, then backed off and kind of circled it. I go over to find a dead, trampled rooster. But when I look closer it's eye starts to blink, looking at me. I think that's why the dog backed off, he realized it was still alive. Normally, he'd be right down in there with his nose. Anyway, the thing couldn't move an inch. It was on its side and could only look up at me with that one eye.
So I am thinking ah crap, I need to grab a shovel or large rock...and I am not looking forward to this. But as we walked back to the house I glance back at the poor thing (and I hate them, btw), and there is a large cok standing over it, feathers all puffed up, ripping the thing to shreds with his spurs.
Now I don't know if he was the murderer -- I suspect he was -- but it was weird. What was crazy was the cok's drive to finish the job. Because they are all deathly afraid of the dog I was with. They'll even take flight when they see him...as they did when we first hit the field. But this one's desire to kill superceded the inherent danger. The rest of the birds were long gone, across a stream. But dog (death) or no dog, he was going to make sure the other cok was no longer breathing.
That cok actually must've literally been lying in wait while we played fetch.
So I am thinking ah crap, I need to grab a shovel or large rock...and I am not looking forward to this. But as we walked back to the house I glance back at the poor thing (and I hate them, btw), and there is a large cok standing over it, feathers all puffed up, ripping the thing to shreds with his spurs.
Now I don't know if he was the murderer -- I suspect he was -- but it was weird. What was crazy was the cok's drive to finish the job. Because they are all deathly afraid of the dog I was with. They'll even take flight when they see him...as they did when we first hit the field. But this one's desire to kill superceded the inherent danger. The rest of the birds were long gone, across a stream. But dog (death) or no dog, he was going to make sure the other cok was no longer breathing.
That cok actually must've literally been lying in wait while we played fetch.
Clinton
Footballguy
Not anymore.
Rove!
Footballguy
I'd hop right on that
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