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Ron Jeremy In Critical Condition

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Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital ... and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart ... TMZ has learned.Ron's manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ ... 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined the legendary porn star ... and discovered the aneurysm. According to Esterman, Ron's condition has worsened and he was transferred to the ICU. He's currently being prepped for surgery.Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together ... including, "Super Hornio Brothers," "High Heels, Low Standards," and "A Christmas Orgy."He also spoofed Harvey Levin in the XXX spoof, "TMSleaze."

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2JUFhl2y2

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Limp Ditka witha Ron Jeremy update... nice.

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Always had interesting advice. Last saw him on Showtimes "Dave's Old Porn".

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Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital ... and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart ... TMZ has learned.

Ron's manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ ... 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined the legendary porn star ... and discovered the aneurysm his 9 inch penis was crushing his chest..

According to Esterman, Ron's condition has worsened and he was transferred to the ICU. He's currently being prepped for surgery.

Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together ... including, "Super Hornio Brothers," "High Heels, Low Standards," and "A Christmas Orgy."

He also spoofed Harvey Levin in the XXX spoof, "TMSleaze."

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2JUFhl2y2

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This Two Deep guy really brings the funny, doesn't he?

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If he passes before the end of the day I'm having sex with my girlfriend at half mast.

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If he dies, flying the flags at half mast will never be more appropriate.

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If he dies, flying the flags at half mast will never be more appropriate.

"We're gonna need a bigger flag"

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Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together

Wow, he has come a long way.

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I hope the surgery isn't too hard on him.

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Not surprised. I have a pron from a couple years ago, Bus Stop Girls #2, where he has 1 scene and it looked like he couldnt get it up, he had a death grip on it the entire scene. His days were numbered.

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I'm sure this story will have a happy ending.

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"A Christmas Orgy."

Jeeez: that's no way to celebrate the holeydays. :unsure::shrug:

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Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together ... including, "Super Hornio Brothers," "High Heels, Low Standards," and "A Christmas Orgy."

He also spoofed Harvey Levin in the XXX spoof, "TMSleaze."

That's how you know you're well-hung. When your penis is no longer considered a part of you and is credited separately. It's its own unique entity unto itself.

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Ron -- and his 9-inch penis ... was transferred to the ICU

ICU? At 9 inches, I C him from across the street.

Alright, I'll stop.

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pickles should go back to the old avatar until he gets through this thing

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It also appears that he is an organ donor.

:applause:

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They should erect a statue in his memory

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Coincidence that it happened on hump day?

How do you think he got the aneurysm?

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He never needed a remote to change the channel, Giggity giggity

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It's a ruse to hide that they are filming a new Candy Stripers movie.

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I swear to god I've read this several times today as "Ron Jeremy In Criterion Collection" and that the original poster was having an aneurism because it was such a travishamockery.

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I've just heard that the hospital has asked the hedgehog blood bank to send them everything they've got.

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I've just heard that the hospital has asked the hedgehog blood bank to send them everything they've got.

He's here all week, try the veal!

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Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together

Wow, he has come a long way.You have him and Peter North mixed up.

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If it gets close to the end I hope they bring in Ginger Lynn so he can come and go at the same time. OHHHWW!!!

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