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Looks like this one was true:

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/medical-record-shows-hitler-only-had-one-testicle-154435030.html

Medical record shows Hitler only had one testicle: media
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December 19, 2015

BERLIN (Reuters) - A medical document shows that Adolf Hitler only had one testicle, German media said on Saturday, suggesting there is some truth after all to a popular British song that says the dictator had "only got one ball".

There has long been speculation that Hitler was missing one testicle, with rumors circulating that he lost the other one during the Battle of the Somme in the First World War.

But a medical record from the time when Hitler was put in prison after the failed Munich beer hall putsch in 1923 shows he suffered from "right-side cryptorchidism" - a condition where a testicle fails to descend into the scrotum - media reports said.

The doctor's notes were thought to have been missing for years but reappeared at an auction in 2010, at which point they were seized by authorities.

"The experienced medical officer immediately recognized the condition!" top-selling newspaper Bild quoted historian Peter Fleischmann, who has studied the record, as saying.

Fleischmann could not immediately be reached for comment.

(Reporting by Michelle Martin; Editing by Stephen Powell)

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Actually paid Abrams to cast a black guy as the stormtrooper who betrays the First Order.

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Works PT as a Kohl's Customer Service Manager to prevent shoppers from returning pillows.

Hitler was way too nice to work there.

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When buying the "Wolfsschanze" he was very unhappy with the realtor. She went up in smoke

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Was sad that he knew no one named Dan.

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Hitler, with a heavy heart, officially announced the end of his run today for the 2016 Presidential race and threw his support behind Bernie Sanders.

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Won six consecutive coin tosses against an elderly Jewish gentleman. Took it as a sign.

:lmao:

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Thought Phil Anselmo's Nazi salute at the Dimebag tribute show was out of line.

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Was once asked if he intended to wipe Jews from Germany, he responded with a simple shrug: "What, like with a cloth?"

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Was once asked if he intended to wipe Jews from Germany, he responded with a simple shrug: "What, like with a cloth?"

:lol:

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Hitler was bummed because he had no ghetto cred...yet another reason he annexed Austria.

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Was once asked if he intended to wipe Jews from Germany, he responded with a simple shrug: "What, like with a cloth?"

:lol:

:lmao:

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Won election by promising to build a big wall on the Poland border - only invaded because the Poles refused to pay for the wall.

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Only needed to win 2,383 delegates to become his party's leader

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Decided not to send Jews to Madagascar after all because he was afraid to upset the eco system

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Why did so many more Jews die later in the camps towards the end of WWII?

History books and terrible professors would have you believe that Hitler knew the end was coming and started exterminating them in droves...that's not quite what happened. The blood of those folks is still on his hands and the Nazis/Germans but some of the stuff we are shown like bulldozers moving bodies into mass graves in films...that might not be the camps like Auschwitz. Disease do to lack of quality food was a major killer for Germany in the last 12 months of the war. 

Food supplies were short towards the end of the war for Germany...take a look at Berlin in 1940 about 4 years after the Olympics and then look again in 1944 and it's a shell of what it was in 1940. First place food was cut off or almost disappeared were those concentration camps. That's not to say the Germans were not mass murdering the Jews but the stories in the books might not be 100% accurate. Initially the camps were set up to help with supplies and other things for the war. 

The history books would have you believe the people got off the train and saw folks being mass murdered and just went straight into the camps...I know a few of you are going to get all hot n fussy but I am simply offering a slightly different view of it. Nazis still evil, mas genocide on their part, but the way it is told in history books is not as factual as one would like...or at least a little bit of the facts are kind of left out. 

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22 minutes ago, Ministry of Pain said:

Why did so many more Jews die later in the camps towards the end of WWII?

That's not why we're here, chief.

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2 minutes ago, Tom Servo said:

That's not why we're here, chief.

Lies about Hitler is a pretty good umbrella, yes/no?

Just pencil me in as a 1 or a 2 in the anti-Semite tourney over the summer. 

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3 hours ago, Ministry of Pain said:

Why did so many more Jews die later in the camps towards the end of WWII?

History books and terrible professors would have you believe that Hitler knew the end was coming and started exterminating them in droves...that's not quite what happened. The blood of those folks is still on his hands and the Nazis/Germans but some of the stuff we are shown like bulldozers moving bodies into mass graves in films...that might not be the camps like Auschwitz. Disease do to lack of quality food was a major killer for Germany in the last 12 months of the war. 

Food supplies were short towards the end of the war for Germany...take a look at Berlin in 1940 about 4 years after the Olympics and then look again in 1944 and it's a shell of what it was in 1940. First place food was cut off or almost disappeared were those concentration camps. That's not to say the Germans were not mass murdering the Jews but the stories in the books might not be 100% accurate. Initially the camps were set up to help with supplies and other things for the war. 

The history books would have you believe the people got off the train and saw folks being mass murdered and just went straight into the camps...I know a few of you are going to get all hot n fussy but I am simply offering a slightly different view of it. Nazis still evil, mas genocide on their part, but the way it is told in history books is not as factual as one would like...or at least a little bit of the facts are kind of left out. 

So your basic premise is that some of the people waiting to be murdered starved to death, which makes the Nazis a little less evil in your mind?

Do I have that correct?

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wrote down the unwritten rules of baseball 

 

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