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The most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize winning novelist Cormac McCarthy was arrested for domestic violence Saturday after she pulled a silver handgun from her genitals to threaten her boyfriend during an argument about space aliens.

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The hacking death of Danny Gough, 24, was the culmination of an increasingly violent and escalating feud after a friend of Goughs said one of the alleged killers, Sam Monteith, wore wacky pants one night at a bar, the Croydon Advertiser reports.

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1569171

 
Actress Gabrielle Union on Conan O'Brien Show:

"I'd prefer you going than you coming any day."

Explaining how she's an "###-Gal" who likes men's butts.

 
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“Bring a bottle of wine and wear something uncomplicated – I’m in no mood for a struggle tonight,” rolled from Jean-Pierre’s lips like a bowling ball shooting up the return ramp, only to slow itself abruptly at the top before ka-whonking! into the balls already lined up there like all the lines she had heard before, and Sylvia knew at last that all the good ones were not married, gay, or in Mexican prisons.
 
2 sentences, but worth it:

Home prices soared in the first half of the 17th century, around the time of the tulip mania. But they came crashing down in the 1670's, when the prime minister was killed, and partially eaten, by a mob of angry Dutch, and the country nearly disintegrated.
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The reader seeking guidance about the housing market can only conclude: If people are eating government officials in your neighborhood, it's time to sell.
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Thinkers think and doers do but until the thinkers do and the doers think progress will just be another word in the already overburdened vocabulary of the talkers who talk.

 
Never finished reading it, but awesome.

Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.

 
Esoteric, highbrow, hifalutin ####, but worthy. Any sentence by Anthony Hecht in his poem "Terms."

Too many great ones:

"The young are full of an astonishing grace, soft-eyed, trustful and lithe till they have grown aware of being admired for their grace, whereupon they go through some fall from grace, an aging that reminds us of our close."

"The skater's tilt, the contemplator's grace, are both a selflessness, evincing grace in agile tension as well as mastered peace, in a poise of speed or stillness."

It goes on...masterpiece.

 
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KEEPERS OF EDENVANT (1987) by Carole Nelson Douglas:

"'Your mouth is as blind as your overhoarded eyes,' she said insightfully."

 
It was such a beautiful night; the bright moonlight illuminated the sky, the thick clouds floated leisurely by just above the silhouette of tall, majestic trees, and I was viewing it all from the front row seat of the bullet hole in my car trunk.

 
Take this as a warning, if you are caught on the rail road tracks you will be arrested for trespassing, if you are caught “tagging” ANY property you will be arrested, if we catch you with your pants down [defecating] on the train you will be charged with everything we can find that fits the elements to the crime.

 
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