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two sentences, but great.

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“He let himself be led into the night, into the forest, into the blind secret wordless, thoughtless country.”


“They slept profoundly, desperately, greedily, as though for the last time, as though they had been condemned to stay awake forever and had to drink in all the sleep in the world during these last hours. ”

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From our very own college football thread:

"Maybe Ohio State and Baylor can murder somebody and the Big Pink Express will be on its way to Pasadena"

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The most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize winning novelist Cormac McCarthy was arrested for domestic violence Saturday after she pulled a silver handgun from her genitals to threaten her boyfriend during an argument about space aliens.

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The hacking death of Danny Gough, 24, was the culmination of an increasingly violent and escalating feud after a friend of Goughs said one of the alleged killers, Sam Monteith, wore wacky pants one night at a bar, the Croydon Advertiser reports.

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1569171

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Actress Gabrielle Union on Conan O'Brien Show:

"I'd prefer you going than you coming any day."

Explaining how she's an "###-Gal" who likes men's butts.

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“Bring a bottle of wine and wear something uncomplicated – I’m in no mood for a struggle tonight,” rolled from Jean-Pierre’s lips like a bowling ball shooting up the return ramp, only to slow itself abruptly at the top before ka-whonking! into the balls already lined up there like all the lines she had heard before, and Sylvia knew at last that all the good ones were not married, gay, or in Mexican prisons.

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2 sentences, but worth it:

Home prices soared in the first half of the 17th century, around the time of the tulip mania. But they came crashing down in the 1670's, when the prime minister was killed, and partially eaten, by a mob of angry Dutch, and the country nearly disintegrated.

Solid 1-sentence follow-up:

The reader seeking guidance about the housing market can only conclude: If people are eating government officials in your neighborhood, it's time to sell.
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Thinkers think and doers do but until the thinkers do and the doers think progress will just be another word in the already overburdened vocabulary of the talkers who talk.

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Never finished reading it, but awesome.

Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.

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Esoteric, highbrow, hifalutin ####, but worthy. Any sentence by Anthony Hecht in his poem "Terms."

Too many great ones:

"The young are full of an astonishing grace, soft-eyed, trustful and lithe till they have grown aware of being admired for their grace, whereupon they go through some fall from grace, an aging that reminds us of our close."

"The skater's tilt, the contemplator's grace, are both a selflessness, evincing grace in agile tension as well as mastered peace, in a poise of speed or stillness."

It goes on...masterpiece.

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A 40-year-old man who murdered his mother, sister and her children because she was stopping him from being with his 'one true love', the actress Selena Gomez, has been ruled unfit to stand trial.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2586306/Man-murdered-mother-sister-children-stopping-one-true-love-Selena-Gomez-ruled-insane-stand-trial.html

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His "crime" was to have sex with a promiscuous 13 year old with the body of a 20 year old.

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The alleged victims called police after Bushart began following them around and then pulled up in front of their Plymouth Prowler to demand that the "alien take his spaceship back to where they came from."

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06/20/Man-allegedly-on-meth-arrested-for-harassing-couple-in-car-he-thought-was-an-alien-spaceship/3031403278495/

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His "crime" was to have sex with a promiscuous 13 year old with the body of a 20 year old.

:lmao: classic

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Every sentanc Oscar Wilde wrote?

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."

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His "crime" was to have sex with a promiscuous 13 year old with the body of a 20 year old.

:lmao: classic

:goodposting:

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KEEPERS OF EDENVANT (1987) by Carole Nelson Douglas:

"'Your mouth is as blind as your overhoarded eyes,' she said insightfully."

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I want to leave this earth exactly the way I came into it, broke, naked, and drooling on myself.

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I want to leave this earth exactly the way I came into it, broke, naked, and drooling on myself.

Ronald left this world as he entered it: on a frigid winter night, amid frantic screams and blood-soaked linens, while relatives stood nearby and muttered furious promises to find and punish the man responsible.

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I want to leave this earth exactly the way I came into it, wet, naked and tearing through a ######.

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"Axon declined to answer questions about specifics in the suit, including whether the man had a penis when he left the hospital."

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"I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow," says the grieving mother of a Brazilian man killed when a cow crashed through the roof of his home.

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