fantasycurse42 7,049 Posted May 16, 2014 Mine for the day:People who don't understand the concept of an "up" & "down" button for the elevator. If you press both buttons and you're going down, an elevator on the way up will stop at your floor, this doesn't help you, idiot! Then you look like a complete maroon when the door opens, the 3 people in there don't get out, & you say "Durrrr, is this going down?" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
butcher boy 527 Posted May 16, 2014 People who trim their fingernails in public. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statcruncher 274 Posted May 16, 2014 People who slow/inconvenience others without a thought:* Driving in the left hand lane without passing anyone* People who try to get on an elevator before letting people out* People who watch for 5 minutes as the clerk scans their groceries but don't get their wallet/purse out until after being told the amountJust a few examples of people who need to wake the F up and quit being dooshes. 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Guy 557 Posted May 16, 2014 People who don't get off their phone while being waited on at a store or restaurant. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
butcher boy 527 Posted May 16, 2014 People who leave shopping carts in parking spaces instead of bringing them to the designated area for them. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nipsey 3,490 Posted May 16, 2014 People who lean over the spit/sneeze guard when ordering at a place like Chipotle. They just opened this Blaze pizza place nearby and it's pretty much laid out like chipotle and this moron had both hands on top of the glass, leaning over it and pointing straight down to each ingredient, asking what it is. Those are you mushrooms you idiot, now stop spitting in the food. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cjw_55106 3,795 Posted May 16, 2014 People that "could care less". Hey moron, if you could care less, that means you do care on some level...which is not what you are going for. "I couldn't care less" is what you are looking for here. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattFancy 2,197 Posted May 16, 2014 People that "could care less". Hey moron, if you could care less, that means you do care on some level...which is not what you are going for. "I couldn't care less" is what you are looking for here.Wish I could like this 1,000 more times! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,147 Posted May 16, 2014 Murderers and child molesters. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
urbanhack 10,298 Posted May 16, 2014 People with bad breath. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrigley 3,228 Posted May 16, 2014 Breaking before using the magic lever that lets everyone know where you are going.Talking/texting while drivingMowing before 8amNot replacing weights at the gymPlacing dishes in the sink instead of the dish washerDriving under the speed limit 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baloney Sandwich 3,713 Posted May 16, 2014 People who slow/inconvenience others without a thought:* Driving in the left hand lane without passing anyone (blacks)* People who try to get on an elevator before letting people out (asians)* People who watch for 5 minutes as the clerk scans their groceries but don't get their wallet/purse out until after being told the amount (mexicans)Just a few examples of people who need to wake the F up and quit being dooshes.don't be a hater Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stinger Ray 136 Posted May 16, 2014 People that toss their cigarette butts on the ground or out their car window. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber 1,823 Posted May 16, 2014 People at the register who are stunned at the total. Like they have no clue how math works. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrigley 3,228 Posted May 16, 2014 Pulling up in front of a store, and just running inPARK YOU ####!!!!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fantasycurse42 7,049 Posted May 16, 2014 People who respond to my post with But don't give me the like 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parrothead 3,243 Posted May 16, 2014 people 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G5781 4 Posted May 16, 2014 peopleThey're the worst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tom22406 1,116 Posted May 16, 2014 Motorcycle riders who have the radio on full blast while driving!I seriously want to pull a Road Rash move on these people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,147 Posted May 16, 2014 Motorcycle riders who have the radio on full blast while driving!I seriously want to pull a Road Rash move on these people.Sounds reasonable 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates11 336 Posted May 16, 2014 People who respond to my post with But don't give me the like 13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
butcher boy 527 Posted May 16, 2014 People that "could care less". Hey moron, if you could care less, that means you do care on some level...which is not what you are going for. "I couldn't care less" is what you are looking for here.I literally completely agree with this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flysack 729 Posted May 16, 2014 People who slow/inconvenience others without a thought:* Driving in the left hand lane without passing anyone (blacks)* People who try to get on an elevator before letting people out (asians)* People who watch for 5 minutes as the clerk scans their groceries but don't get their wallet/purse out until after being told the amount (mexicans)Just a few examples of people who need to wake the F up and quit being dooshes.don't be a hater Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flysack 729 Posted May 16, 2014 English teacher peeve -When people put a comma in their MLA in-text citation (Sack, 23).I fail every paper that does this. Twice. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parrothead 3,243 Posted May 16, 2014 terrorists Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarnoff 623 Posted May 16, 2014 People who slow/inconvenience others without a thought:* Driving in the left hand lane without passing anyone* People who try to get on an elevator before letting people out* People who watch for 5 minutes as the clerk scans their groceries but don't get their wallet/purse out until after being told the amountJust a few examples of people who need to wake the F up and quit being dooshes.It should be 100% legal to hit these people with a brick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flysack 729 Posted May 16, 2014 terroristsEasy now. It's not like they're people who forget to get their wallet out on the checkout line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaysus 4,074 Posted May 16, 2014 When i was growing up my neighbors had a cat named Peeves. It took me years to get that joke. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timmay 273 Posted May 16, 2014 Women who don't put out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spOOfy 171 Posted May 16, 2014 People that "could care less". Hey moron, if you could care less, that means you do care on some level...which is not what you are going for. "I couldn't care less" is what you are looking for here.Wish I could like this 1,000 more times!He could care less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fantasycurse42 7,049 Posted May 16, 2014 Random strangers who talk on the phone loud enough as if they want you to hear their conversation... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattFancy 2,197 Posted May 16, 2014 People that wear bluetooth headsets all the time. You're not that important! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cjw_55106 3,795 Posted May 16, 2014 Women who don't put outNever met one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffldrew 3,234 Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) #1 - People who talk at concerts while the music is playing - especially about dumb stuff like the kids going to school, someone coming over for dinner, situations at work, etcCan you just wait until a set break? Or buy a CD and do that stuff at home.#2 - people who in a crowded concert standing room only area in front of stage who have to turn around and get group photo shot with band in background - causing all the other people who are shoulder to shoulder to maneuver around while you do it. Then you trade cameras and the "fifth wheel" has to get in picture while another in your group takes the photo - FU people Edited May 16, 2014 by ffldrew Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pipes 2,233 Posted May 16, 2014 People that don't use turn signals. It seems like a weekly occurrence that I'm following someone and they slow down for no apparent reason then either make a sharp turn or just gradually pull over to the side. Usually they are on the phone as I go flying by so add that to the list as well. Another one is on multilane roads people who are going straight in the far right lane when there is a lane next to them for going straight as well. I'm constantly getting blocked from making a right turn by these #######s. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Bing 179 Posted May 16, 2014 People that wear their backpack while boarding a plane. Turn to load their carry on above the seat and the backpack is hitting the person sitting on the opposite side of the isle. Then turn and grab their purse to put in the over head and their backpack smacks you again in the head. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stinger Ray 136 Posted May 16, 2014 The people in sweat pants that go into the convenience store with their plastic holder for all their damn lottery tickets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Officer Pete Malloy 19,147 Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) Non-shtick one...Them: Would you like some stuffed mushrooms?Me: Thank you but I'm good.Them: Are you sure? They're delicious.Me: Honestly I really don't like mushrooms. Thank you for the offer though.Them: Why don't you like mushrooms?Me: When I was 6 I witnessed a giant mushroom kill my parents. I don't like how they taste, dip####. Edited May 17, 2014 by Officer Pete Malloy 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B Maverick 1,820 Posted May 16, 2014 So many good ones above, I could click like on most of them...Business Pet Peeve is when internal email conversations get forwarded to external people (customers, vendors, etc) as part of a response. They don't need all the back and forth, just the answer. Drivers that do not understand what the turn lane is for... going straight in a right turn only lane, driving down the center turn lane so they dont have to sit in traffic and wait their turn, not turning left into the center turn lane because of the cars going they way they want to go as well.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fantasycurse42 7,049 Posted May 16, 2014 Just reminded me, unnecessary CC'ing of people on email chains. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Long Ball Larry 11,423 Posted May 16, 2014 oh good, people on the internet complaining about nonsensical issues. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarnoff 623 Posted May 16, 2014 People that wear their backpack while boarding a plane. Turn to load their carry on above the seat and the backpack is hitting the person sitting on the opposite side of the isle. Then turn and grab their purse to put in the over head and their backpack smacks you again in the head. Oh, plane people are the worst. As soon as the attendant says "now boarding group 1: our priority members, first class, and those with small children who need extra time", everyone jams into the boarding area. Oh, they're not going to move until their group number is called, they're just going to stand in the middle of the room so they'll be first in line later. Meanwhile, everyone who belongs in line has to move around them.Guess what, idiots, the plane won't take off until you're on board. You're not going to miss it. You can safely wait out of the way and sit and avoid this whole mess and nothing bad will happen.And don't give me crap about "but my carry-on..." because you're only allowed to carry on something that fits under the seat in front of you. Don't whine that they're going to run out of room for something you should have checked anyway.And don't try and explain how you need to bring a baby stroller or some giant set of golf bags with you as a carry-on. Morons.When the attendant starts the boarding process, I leave the gate. They start 30 minutes before the gate closes. That means there's plenty of time for me to go to the bathroom, buy a sandwich to take on the plane, maybe a soda, down a quick beer, check the bookstore, basically, get anything done before boarding that I can. Then, after everything's taken care of, I stroll to the gate and board. 9 times out of 10 I'm the last person in the line, and I walk down the jetway and the line is still there of people waiting to board. Christ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
belljr 8,195 Posted May 16, 2014 Front row stand up turn around making arm motions for everyone else to stand up guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockaction 14,576 Posted May 16, 2014 Non-shtick one...Them: Would you like some stuffed mushrooms?Me: Thank you but I'm good.Them: Are you sure? They're delicious.Me: Honestly I really don't like mushrooms. Thank you for the offer though.Them: Why don't you like mushrooms?Me: When I was 6 I witnessed a giant mushroom kill my parents. I don't like how they tasty, dip####. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarnoff 623 Posted May 16, 2014 1) Drivers in the left turn lane who do not move into the intersection to wait for traffic to clear. They wait behind the line and never move up. Sometimes, they wait through an entire green as if "maybe the next green we'll have better luck finding a break." Idiots. Wait in the middle, and complete the turn while it's yellow. You're allowed to. Some of us are waiting.2) Drivers trying to make a left turn from a side street onto a major street, and insist on waiting for both sides to be clear before turning (or, pulling out halfway and completely blocking traffic coming from their left). Major streets here have a center "chicken lane", double yellow striped on both sides, for turning into and out of for left-hand turns. You're supposed to wait for traffic to clear on the left, pull into the center lane parallel to traffic, and wait there for traffic coming the other way to clear. That way you can merge into it at speed.3) Drivers who miss their turn or are in the wrong lane who insist on correcting their mistake immediately at the cost of other drivers. Like, from all the way at the left, realize "I should be in the right hand lane" and slam the brakes and stop and wait for five lanes of traffic to let them in. Or someone who's in the wrong lane to make a right turn trying to force their way over. I saw some idiot miss his exit and reverse down the freeway shoulder for over 500 feet trying to get back to his exit. Everyone, pay attention: just keep going and get the next one. I promise, the roads all connect. You can get there from here. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Guy 557 Posted May 16, 2014 Just reminded me, unnecessary CC'ing of people on email chains.How about the people who hit "Reply All" on something that requires no answer, but they then share all of their improper English and spelling skills with the entire division.Time after time this just snowballs out of control. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B Maverick 1,820 Posted May 16, 2014 People that wear their backpack while boarding a plane. Turn to load their carry on above the seat and the backpack is hitting the person sitting on the opposite side of the isle. Then turn and grab their purse to put in the over head and their backpack smacks you again in the head. Oh, plane people are the worst. As soon as the attendant says "now boarding group 1: our priority members, first class, and those with small children who need extra time", everyone jams into the boarding area. Oh, they're not going to move until their group number is called, they're just going to stand in the middle of the room so they'll be first in line later. Meanwhile, everyone who belongs in line has to move around them.Guess what, idiots, the plane won't take off until you're on board. You're not going to miss it. You can safely wait out of the way and sit and avoid this whole mess and nothing bad will happen.And don't give me crap about "but my carry-on..." because you're only allowed to carry on something that fits under the seat in front of you. Don't whine that they're going to run out of room for something you should have checked anyway.And don't try and explain how you need to bring a baby stroller or some giant set of golf bags with you as a carry-on. Morons.When the attendant starts the boarding process, I leave the gate. They start 30 minutes before the gate closes. That means there's plenty of time for me to go to the bathroom, buy a sandwich to take on the plane, maybe a soda, down a quick beer, check the bookstore, basically, get anything done before boarding that I can. Then, after everything's taken care of, I stroll to the gate and board. 9 times out of 10 I'm the last person in the line, and I walk down the jetway and the line is still there of people waiting to board. Christ.or the person that shows up to the airport 20 mins before their flight and complains about going through security or long lines..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Bing 179 Posted May 16, 2014 The gas station cashier that will not give your card back until the receipt shoots out. So then I'm holding up the line when she gives me the card and receipt together as I need to put my card back in my wallet and then grab my things on the counter. As the next person is pushing their items into reach of the cashier. Just give me my card back right away, it obviously was read because it is processing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 20,137 Posted May 16, 2014 My coworkers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leroy Hoard 9,622 Posted May 16, 2014 Front row stand up turn around making arm motions for everyone else to stand up guyThis is when a slingshot becomes a good thing to have on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites