Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
The Gorilla and Grizzly are equal weight.
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Who wins in fight Gorilla Vs. Grizzly (1 Viewer)
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SacramentoBob
Footballguy
Didn't we just do this?
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
I dont know did we? I'm new around here.
Please See Mine
Footballguy
i'll take the ibex.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Norman Paperman
Footballguy
Honey Badger for the win. He doesn't give a ####
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
The Gorilla has Apollo Creeds colors and The Grizzly has Rocky Balboas........Neither are wearing ball protectors.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Equal weight? Gorillas are way smarter.
fred_1_15301
Footballguy
Are we talking female grizzly vs male gorilla? Based on my math, that's the only ####### way that gorilla has a shot.
jhib
Footballguy
Funny, I was just thinking that this is like King Kong vs Godzilla. The only reason the monkey has a chance is that they made him as big as the other guy.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Deadly Animal Draft 2.0?
KingPrawn
Footballguy
Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
Gorilla by arm bar.
Vike Me
Footballguy
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
I think the agile and incredibly strong ape..if he would stick and move would eventually wear down the grizzly and finish him with a choke hold that snaps the grizzly neck.
D in the D
Footballguy
Grizzy bear via simultaneous full nelson/figure four leglock
NCCommish
Footballguy
A 100 pound Chimp did a dead lift of 600 lbs without much trouble. Another chimp did a right hand pull of over 1200 lbs while very angry. Gorillas are a bit stronger than Chimps. Now with that said bears are no slouches and I think their biggest help would be their extra heavy duty skeleton. Very hard to inflict significant damage on especially the skull. I don't think this a dead lock for the bear though. My guess is the bear comes out on top more often but not every time if we did best of ten or something.
I would way rather fight a gorilla than a chimp (or a bear). Chimps are pretty aggressive. Gorillas are very docile. They're the cows of the primate world. They just sit around all day eating leaves. They don't have sharp teeth or claws and they really don't want to fight. They are not predators.
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The General
Footballguy
My favorite part of the analysis:Maurile Tremblay said:
The gorilla is more intelligent than the bear, but the gorilla has more facial expressions. Bear keepers say that it is very difficult to read a bear's mind, because of the lack of facial expression.
NCCommish
Footballguy
Mess with the members of it's troop and find out how docile it is. They are very aggressive defending the family as it were.
If we are going to do reality bears avoid conflict as well. They aren't particularly aggressive except in certain situations. I mean outside hunting of course. Even minor injuries can be a death sentence so animals tend to avoid conflict. Well except for the honey badger who just don't care. So in reality these two would eye each other and move on, a fight is very unlikely in any circumstance I can think of other then the bear hunting the Gorillas. Which would mean bear is in the Gorillas habitat. Gorilla has the advantage there.
Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
I'd take a Rhino over either.
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Fennis
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We are all in agreement that a honey badger of equal to 1/4 size wins all, correct?
