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Why do we keep putting up with the South? (1 Viewer)
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
You misunderstand. That makes me, like, the top 1% of attractive men in Louisiana.
gump
Footballguy
dgreen
Footballguy
No, no, no.
Sure, Mr. Roboto tried to just give the Southern portion of Indiana. But, we are clearly dealing with full states in this War so the South rightfully accepted the whole state of Illinois. Nobody even objected for about 12 hours. By that time, we had already sent Nagin and Marion Barry to oversee Chicago and raise our flag.
As for Pennsylvania, Aaron clearly gave it to the South. He said Sheik is a Southerner. Sheik lives in PA. Ergo, PA is part of the South.
Premier
Footballguy
What sports you going to watch when that wall goes up? Cricket? You sure aren't getting any football players up there.
Well I guess you'll still have the Big 10. My point remains.
Sabertooth
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I bet there are some great soccer players up there. And I think the hipsters already call it football.
Sabertooth
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
New York City is filled with the little roaches.
bicycle_seat_sniffer
Smells like chicken
No no no, u guys get ohio not illinois
The Commish
Footballguy
Checking in on the progress of southern aggression. Really looks like the north heads are still spinning after yesterday's onslaught. You guys can't seem to tell which end is up while the south appears to be collecting some impressive land deeds. Are Abbott and Costello in charge of the northern forces or something?
Plenty of hockey and basketball. Enjoy Nascar, guys.
Greggity
Footballguy
HAHA i was just out there for the 4th of july week with my gf and her daughters. Love some branson since they dont have many whiny, liberal, sushi eating elitist running around. They seem to like military folks too so thats a plus
Greggity
Footballguy
dgreen
Footballguy
There's always money for football.
Plus, this "South is poor" thing is greatly exaggerated. I think the tax revenue from Disney World alone will be enough to operate our government for a few months. It's not like the North is going to stop going to Disney. They can't help themselves.
I guess we have to hold onto Ohio for Cedar Point alone.
timschochet
Footballguy
What we need to do is treat the south the way Israel treats the occupied territories- we establish settlements there that are safe for us to go to: Disneyworld, Miami, Atlanta, Bourbon Street, etc. These settlements will be patrolled and no southerner will be allowed to get in without a special pass. The rest of us (from outside the South) will have free access.
Greggity
Footballguy
timschochet
Footballguy
dgreen
Footballguy
First of all, "we"? Aren't you in California?
Second of all, you're forgetting that the South has a pretty kick ### military. No chance "you" are occupying anything and keeping us out.
Third of all, we have Chicago's South Side, which I understand to be the most bad ### place in the world and could probably take the North all by themselves.
Otis
Footballguy
Yeah, the Patriots, Giants, Steelers, and Eagles are all terrible football.
Turns out we have some storied baseball and basketball franchises too. And I'm not a hockey guy, but not sure what you guys will do there.
Otis
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Greggity
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Henry Ford
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Henry Ford
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Henry Ford
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TheIronSheik
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Exactly. The north has meterosexuals. The south has 10 guns for each household.
Come at us, bro.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
As near as I can tell, Otis is the only person in this thread who's ever been to a NASCAR race.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
TheIronSheik
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TheIronSheik
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timschochet
Footballguy
We'll let some of you come work in the occupied zones- we're going to need janitors, bus boys, that sort of thing. But you'll be searched for weapons before you can enter. These are family areas, can't have any violence.
We might set up a Hunger Games competition in the future for our entertainment- and yours, of course.
Greggity
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Wait, if you guys need all of these things from the South, why are you saying we should be walled off? And you already have Disneyland in California... what's the purpose of Disneyworld? Epcot? Does the North not have anything better than Epcot? No wonder I hate it up there.
Anyway, totally come at us, bro.
Brunell4MVP
Footballguy
Geographically it exists because of the way Virginia and Maryland were divided around rivers and mountains. Then West Virginia broke off from VA pre-Civil War and you get the crown shape on WV due to the layout of the counties.
It is actually a hotbed of racism. Cumberland in particular. Driving out there you will see a ton of Confederate flags off the interstate. I'm told this is from a lot of West Virginia people moving to Maryland since Maryland was more segregated. I avoid Maryland like the plague. The whole state is a POS.
Henry Ford
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Sabertooth
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
My deposition was cancelled. Now I'm waiting on a new draft of a document I have to review the moment it appears.
And since I was supposed to be on vacation this week until this deposition was set... it's a slow week, now.
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Henry Ford
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The Commish
Footballguy
What's this "we" bull####....you're in California....you don't have a dog in this fight.
Sabertooth
Footballguy
I was watching Masters of Sex last night and she's Bill's mom. The whole scene was surreal.
The Commish
Footballguy
Clearly you've never been to Disneyland. It's a slightly better version of Wally World.
timschochet
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
The Commish
Footballguy
You're on an island by yourself. North and South alike would make you their ##### if they so chose but clearly there are much bigger fish to fry, plus, no one wants to deal with the immigration problems you have over there.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Although I'd be down with taking them on just to deny the shipping possibilities to the North.
mr fancypants
Footballguy
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