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ClownCausedChaos2

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Several years ago, I lost my job suddenly and unexpectedly. I was young and hadn't had time to really build a savings. Finding a new job was taking longer that I had expected. By Christmas, I was down to my last dime, depressed, and suffering panic attacks.

When my family got together to exchange presents, I had made the agreement with my sisters that we would not exchange presents. When I got there, however, my oldest sister handed me a box with a note that read, "For when times get tough". Inside was a case a Ramen noodles and a six pack of cheap beer, and a nudie mag.

She then handed me a second box with a note that read, "For when times get REALLY tough". Inside was a ski mask, a plastic pistol, and Mad Dog 20/20. She gave me a hug and said, "I figured that right now, you needed a laugh more than anything."

So, that is my avatar: Me, sitting on my parents' couch, wearing my Christmas present.

 
A few years ago I was at this conference in Tampa for erectile dysfunction that was doubling as a swingers party. On the last night, I had a threesome with a popular former Super Champion QB and his wife. After I climaxed, he shook my hand and gave me a sticker with this image on it. That explains both my avatar and my username.

 
Seemed like a cool looking guy, I have no recollection of where it is from.

eta: Huh, did a google image search. Looks like it is Auron from Final Fantasy.

 
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The site lost my old avatar. That's happened more than once. I used to have a yawning lion, then an extreme close-up of my sunglasses with a reflection of the photographer, then a close up of a baby jacare (Brazilian alligator)'s eye and snout.

This is just a picture of an Arizona cactus I took, adjusted with a sepia filter. Maybe the message is juicy on the inside, prickly on the outside...

 
The site lost my old avatar. That's happened more than once. I used to have a yawning lion, then an extreme close-up of my sunglasses with a reflection of the photographer, then a close up of a baby jacare (Brazilian alligator)'s eye and snout.

This is just a picture of an Arizona cactus I took, adjusted with a sepia filter. Maybe the message is juicy on the inside, prickly on the outside...
I always thought it was phallic, or maybe a pic of a cactus flipping the bird.

 
Had very curly hair as a kid and tended to always have a sort of wave in front a la Big Boy. Of course I have none now, but it still reminds me of being a kid. I think there's even a photo of me standing next to one of these statues somewhere, but that's another thread I am sure we will get to in time.

 
Mine is Leonidas from the 300 Graphic Novel. I got it as a gift before there was any talk of the movie. I liked it.

 
I want everyone to read my posts in a Ron Burgundy voice.
I'm glad he's back. The soccer one just wasn't you.
Had to follow FBG procedure with a shirtless soccer player, otherwise I'll never be Upper Tier!
Did you see me or Pickles with a shirtless soccer player avatar?
No, but you did have a cartoon followed by a counterfeit Sheik before returning to the original, so I thought everyone was making changes. I was just wanted to feel accepted.

 
My son at like 18 months with a towel on his head. I liked it because my mom had a picture of me in a similar pose as a kid.

My son is just turned 8...I've been around here a while.

 
Whether you like my avatar or you don't like my avatar, LEARN to LOVE IT, cause its the best thing going today. Whoooo!!!!

 

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