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MMA fighter War Machine kicks the #### out of porn star Christy Mack (1 Viewer)

I kinda liked WM when he was on the Ultimate Fighter, but wow he's a wreck.

for those that never saw him on the show, he told a story about watching his dad die in front of him as a kid and not being able to do anything about it. probably has a lot to do with why he's so emotionally jacked up.

 
You can totally see nips in one of those shots.

ETA: I guess it's not as exciting when everyone here has already seen them.

 
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Dan Gladden said:
She's talented.
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She'd be hot if not for the ridiculous haircut, the ridiculous tattoos and banging everyone she can get her hands on.

Let me get this straight. The dude wants to get engaged to someone who bangs other dudes for a living and then gives her a beatdown when he finds one at her house. Did I read that correctly?

 
So he comes home to find his pornstar girlfriend with another dude and gets upset? Did I miss something in the article?

edit: Oh & wood bang

 
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:lmao: at the comment "It's probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

Its probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Its probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
 
"I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would be happily engaged.I don't know y I'm so cursed.One day truth will come out," his last tweet said.
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McGasMoney?

 
Seriously though, it sounds like he caught her hooking up with another dude and went postal, right?

What did he expect from a porn star girlfriend? Correct me if I'm wrong, but she's the one who offered a BJ to whoever made her out of legos the best, right?

Sounds like the type of guy who likes to set himself up for failure. Self-destructive.

 
Just so unexpected from him...

Koppenhaver has been arrested and convicted numerous times for violent offences.

  • On September 2, 2007, he was found guilty of striking a Las Vegas man in the face and choking him unconscious during a parking lot scuffle.[30] In February, 2008, he was sentenced to three years of probation and 30 days of community service, avoiding the possible felony charge and accompanying prison time.[30]
  • On February 22, 2008, Koppenhaver's San Diego defense attorney arranged a lenient fine and probationary sentence for a prior assault which could have ended his fighting career, if charged as a felony.[31] Koppenhaver's second assault case resulted in a felony conviction. Both of his assault and battery cases were heard in San Diego Courts, according to his attorney.[citation needed]
  • In February 2009, Koppenhaver began working as a topless bottle server at the alternative gay nightclub Krave in Las Vegas, Nevada.[32] Koppenhaver was arrested at Krave on February 7, 2009, and escorted out by security.[32]
  • On March 31, 2010, he was again arrested in San Diego, California under suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon after a confrontation at a Pacific Beach bar.[36] The incident allegedly occurred when Koppenhaver was involved in an altercation with several individuals at the Pacific Beach bar and the bar's bouncer attempted to separate them.[37] The bouncer at the bar testified that his conduct was "beyond aggressive ... crazy almost."[37]
  • On August 8, 2014, It was announced Koppenhaver is being sought out as a suspect in an alleged assault against two other individuals.[38] One of the victims was his girlfriend Christy Mack[39]
 
TenTimes said:
Seriously though, it sounds like he caught her hooking up with another dude and went postal, right?

What did he expect from a porn star girlfriend? Correct me if I'm wrong, but she's the one who offered a BJ to whoever made her out of legos the best, right?

Sounds like the type of guy who likes to set himself up for failure. Self-destructive.
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"I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would be happily engaged. I don't know y I'm so cursed. "

 
"I love you and hope you're okay. I came him (sic) early to surprise you and help you set up for your convention. I can't believe what I found and can't believe what happened. All I wanted was to surprise you and help and do something nice ...now this," Koppenhaver wrote.

"I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life," he wrote.

This was a Nas song.

"The surprise I had for you couldn't match the one you had for me"

 
Premier said:
"I love you and hope you're okay. I came him (sic) early to surprise you and help you set up for your convention. I can't believe what I found and can't believe what happened. All I wanted was to surprise you and help and do something nice ...now this," Koppenhaver wrote.

"I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life," he wrote.

This was a Nas song.

"The surprise I had for you couldn't match the one you had for me"
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Yeah he was fighting for his life but she is the one in the hospital so beat up she can't even talk while he plays hide from the cops.

 
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