Apple Jack
Footballguy
Wait, there are people who don't have HPV?
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Dating 3 Girls at Once (1 Viewer)
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fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
johnnycakes
Footballguy
My advice is you need 3 more so you have a different one for 6 days a week. Then you get your day of rest to go to confession to see if the schtick plays the same with the Father as it does with FBGs.
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
And if you want all six to look alike, you can PM johnnycakes for details on how to set that up.
T Bell
Footballguy
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
ShaHBucks
Footballguy
If you're not committed to any of them then do whatever you want. My only advice would be don't give them all of your attention. The rest of your life can get screwed just being a walking, talking dildo. Ignore text, call ect.. And keep them on schedule.
If they find out about each other then so what. Woman actually get competitive in these kinds of situations and will try harder to lock you down if you play it right.
If they find out about each other then so what. Woman actually get competitive in these kinds of situations and will try harder to lock you down if you play it right.
Apple Jack
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Yeah, you know, hide your child porn collection well, only commit arson when she's not looking, avoid wearing the Ronald McDonald outfit, etc. Play it right.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
sbonomo
Footballguy
You need to try and bed as many of these women as possible. You have been married, you know what happens once the new wears off. Sounds like you are taking a nice shotgun approach. Keep them all on a need to know basis that you are dating other people. If it becomes serious enough to have that talk don't do it. Remember that whole marriage thing is a contract, stay away.
sublimeone
Footballguy
real talk: none of them are hot.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Some people enjoy sex. Even (or especially) adult women who have their #### together.
There's no telling what she's doing. OP barely knows her.
Zow
Footballguy
Not really. He's not in a committed relationship with any of these women. Keep banging away until you commit to #1.
Zow
Footballguy
Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.Bartender is the hottest and appears to be gainfully employed (i.e., she may very well be a quality woman). If OP is not looking to get serious or exclusive with anyone, seems to me that being an hour away is a positive, rather than a negative.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
Apple Jack
Footballguy
Protection is so '90s.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
In your experience, do people who are having casual sex give hjs? I feel like that's a big hint.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Haven't read up on HPV much, have you?Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
Zow
Footballguy
Nah, I just assume I have it.Haven't read up on HPV much, have you?Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
All the more reason to know that while condoms can lower the risk of infection, they're significantly less effective against HPV than, say, HIV.Nah, I just assume I have it.Haven't read up on HPV much, have you?Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
Zow
Footballguy
Too late; married.All the more reason to know that while condoms can lower the risk of infection, they're significantly less effective against HPV than, say, HIV.Nah, I just assume I have it.Haven't read up on HPV much, have you?Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
Zow
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Not too late; massage therapistToo late; married.All the more reason to know that while condoms can lower the risk of infection, they're significantly less effective against HPV than, say, HIV.Nah, I just assume I have it.Haven't read up on HPV much, have you?Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
Lol thanks for all the advice guys. The responses have been funny, kinda what I thought, and some have actually helped. I'm seriously in this situation and I know this site has had its handful of stories that are fishing trips. This isn't one of them.
I think I'm going to continue pursuing all of them, have my fun, and see if anything develops with any of them. Maybe they all end up crazy and I end up with 3 different girls in a couple months. I know you guys won't believe it, but that's exactly what happened to me back in late July. I was seeing 3 other girls. 2 cut if off with me and the other one I cut it off. 3 girls to 0 girls in 1 week. I'm hoping this plays out a little different.
Not sure I want to get married again soon. I do want to find something meaningful again, but fun sounds good right now too.
I think I'm going to continue pursuing all of them, have my fun, and see if anything develops with any of them. Maybe they all end up crazy and I end up with 3 different girls in a couple months. I know you guys won't believe it, but that's exactly what happened to me back in late July. I was seeing 3 other girls. 2 cut if off with me and the other one I cut it off. 3 girls to 0 girls in 1 week. I'm hoping this plays out a little different.
Not sure I want to get married again soon. I do want to find something meaningful again, but fun sounds good right now too.
T Bell
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
In my experience one or two always get more serious before too long, especially if they're normal, somewhat respectable chicks. So when you're not available most of the weekend, they figure out what's going on pretty quick. From that point you either make one a higher priority or just keep adding more to the pipeline.
Gianni Verscotchie
Footballguy
The reality is: you will be sad when you find out that all 3 of them have been nailing dudes left and right. And you can count on the bartender to not even have the courtesy to wash after the first dude dashes out.
Abraham
Footballguy
Yup. More to the point, if I'm single and in my thirties the last thing im doing is stonewalling anything higher than a 6 that wants to sleep with me.
Fennis
Footballguy
Fennis
Footballguy
Fennis
Footballguy
chauncey
Footballguy
Casually banging any girl under 30 is how you get HPV.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.
Zow
Footballguy
It's some work, but he's going to have one magical day where, at various points in the day, he will sleep with all three of these girls. It'll happen too when he least expects it. Sure, it'll all probably end in a mess, but that day will be something he will remember for the rest of his life.
Joe Summer
Footballguy
It's like HOV but one letter different, and you definitely don't want to be caught driving in it.
sports_fan
Footballguy
could you ask your 5 year old to decide for you?
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
:sehorn:
CletiusMaximus
Footballguy
Why the hatred in here for bartenders?
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