Ignoramus
Footballguy
I think I posted my story in there of how I unwittingly ended up at one with Mrs. Igno. We were getting separate massages so she's in the next room. My massage started all normal until the lady told me to lie on my back and then started rubbing down there a lot. She would move up to my neck and shoulders every once in a while and then back downstairs. She must have gone back and forth like five or six times.Best part was the guy who said he went to one - fully aware of what it was - and wanted, nay insisted, on just a regular massage.
I was so shocked I just laid there the whole time until she gave up.
Mrs. Igno said it was the best massage she'd ever had, and even insisted we tip her masseur an extra $50.