Omg I grilled some lettuce for dinner tonight!
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- Thread starter General Malaise
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General Malaise
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Yeah, but sometimes I like to just delude myself with the idea that I'm at least trying to eat healthy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Afk to google Kevin Maas
General Malaise
Footballguy
Like Mattingly, Maas was a left-handed batter. As a result many of his home runs went into the right field stands. About halfway through the season a group of a dozen or so young ladies began wearing "Maas-tops" to Yankees home games and sitting in the right field stands. Whenever Maas hit a home run to right, the girls would get up, remove their tops and jump up and down until Maas finished circling the bases.[6] However after a few home runs the women were banned from entering Yankee Stadium
Guster
Footballguy
i now have an empty barrel of bourbon at my desk. About 6 weeks ago, i got together with a group of 14 other dudes and we went and selected barrels of bourbon from Knob Creek and Four Roses. I was able to stake claim to one of the barrels from Four Roses, so now my desk always smells like bourbon, whether I've been drinking or not 
Guster
Footballguy
he hit the #### out of the ball for like 2 weeks with the yankees and then started sucking again... lots of hype that he never lived up to. thankfully jesus showed him the way
Guster
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Welcome back guster. I enjoy your stories.
belljr
Footballguy
My town had a BMX track. We were hardcore. I used all my allowance to build my bike part by part. Probably dropped 500 on my ride. This was early 80s.I owned three of those over the years.Congrats on the new job
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
i find myself filtering way more than i used to because the internet leaves footprints
Guster
Footballguy
i miss pics from Mrs Frost... almost enough to break up with the gf to see if Mrs F will send me more salacious pics, but not quite
Guster
Footballguy
i've always wondered, does your wife make sexual cookies for your graduating classes? Do you even teach seniors? Would they appreciate penis and ###### cookies? I assume you have tenure so you wouldn't get fired. Need to go to Bakersfield again soon to send you pics... xoxo
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
At first glance I read that as "because he was too Jersey." I didn't even blink, as that is a totally legit reason to break up with someone. (Especially someone who was also at one point a New York Yankee.)
Guess he wasn't too Jesus-y(or too Jersey) for the banging? Figures a Yankee would be a hypocrite.
Frostillicus
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Guster
Footballguy
My old next-door-neighbor moved to the burbs and created a competition-level BMX course in his back yard. Total f'ing redneck hicks. Just awful.My town had a BMX track. We were hardcore. I used all my allowance to build my bike part by part. Probably dropped 500 on my ride. This was early 80s.I owned three of those over the years.
Guster
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belljr
Footballguy
Well this was actually in a park we held nationally ranked races and everythingMy old next-door-neighbor moved to the burbs and created a competition-level BMX course in his back yard. Total f'ing redneck hicks. Just awful.My town had a BMX track. We were hardcore. I used all my allowance to build my bike part by part. Probably dropped 500 on my ride. This was early 80s.I owned three of those over the years.
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Guster
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I know they used to get nationally-known racers, not sure where they ranked. Total rednecks.... just awful.Well this was actually in a park we held nationally ranked races and everythingMy old next-door-neighbor moved to the burbs and created a competition-level BMX course in his back yard. Total f'ing redneck hicks. Just awful.My town had a BMX track. We were hardcore. I used all my allowance to build my bike part by part. Probably dropped 500 on my ride. This was early 80s.I owned three of those over the years.
Guster
Footballguy
You probably didn't grow up in Maine... but who did you equate BMX with? Hipsters? Preppies? Jocks?I never equated rednecks with BMX
belljr
Footballguy
Here a lot of the kids that played sports rode....our rednecks were more white trash, burnouts.You probably didn't grow up in Maine... but who did you equate BMX with? Hipsters? Preppies? Jocks?I never equated rednecks with BMX
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Officer Pete Malloy
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wife does not make any kind of cookies my my students. They are 8th graders. You should have some more bourbon.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I have one too and feel the same way.oh, i bought a new car. the engine in my mini cooper broke
I bought a Mazda CX-5 this weekend. Seemed like the perfect balance of value, reliability and performance.
Not a *wow* car, but suits my needs
Like it so far
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Guster
Footballguy
8th graders have penises and ######s too
Guster
Footballguy
I have one too and feel the same way.oh, i bought a new car. the engine in my mini cooper broke
I bought a Mazda CX-5 this weekend. Seemed like the perfect balance of value, reliability and performance.
Not a *wow* car, but suits my needs
Like it so far
It's certainly not a glamorous car with tons of prestige, but it just seemed like the right fit for me and what i wanted
I'm impressed with it so far... has potential to be a 10 year car, allowing the gf to get a fun/sporty/impractical car in a couple years
that I have a 'hack approved car 
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Was thinking CX-7 or 9.
Guster
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Guster
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bentley
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