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The last Northern White Rhino male has 4 armed guards 24/7 (1 Viewer)
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rockaction
Footballguy
Yeah, I never really like to see that happen because of poaching. I'm getting soft in my older years.
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
We have a thread about that somewhere. Guys here can help you get the pill samples easily.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
If there's only one left, doesn't that mean it's over? Sad for this rhino to have to fap its way into extinction.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
I just read it. So there are 4 hoes left. Time to fly them in and let Sudan bang his way into the history books.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Sudan can totally let himself go too. Drink to excess, crap in the punch bowl, shoot H, quit his job, grow a scraggly beard, whatever. He can just point to his junk and say : "Ladies.... You've naught other options" as he takes a long draw off his crack pipe and farts into the stack of empty pizza boxes behind him.
Tennessee_ATO
Footballguy
Yeah, but he's got no boys to hang with. All he has are 4 women to spend his time with. And all of them are going to be busting him for something. All the time. What are the odds that all 4 of them are happy at the same time? Hell, even 2 of them? It's like a dream scenario for about 2 weeks. After that, Sudan is going to self-medicate and hang out in his garage tinkering on a late 60's Mustang that's in bad shape.
SaintsInDome2006
Footballguy
Sad, I'm pulling for the big guy, I hope he's the new Adam for his kind.
Michael Brown
Footballguy
"...NOT IF YOU WERE THE LAST NORTHERN WHITE RHINO ON EARTH!!!"
Cjw_55106
Footballguy
Sounds like it really doesnt matter:
experts argue that there is not enough genetic diversity for the species to continue
Bonfire
Footballguy
Rhino Lady #1 is looking for someone in better shape, maybe like a personal trainer, or at least a younger male with abs.
Rhino Lady #2 is looking for more financial security, and wouldn't consider anything until you put at least a 5 carat on that horn.
Rhino Lady #3 is just not in an emotional place where she should be starting a relationship, she needs to work on Rhino Lady #3 first.
Rhino Lady #4 is too busy with facebook, i-stalking Rhino Ladies #1,2,3, positing pictures of every meal, and fishing for 'likes' on every post and picture.
Rhino Guy does not have much of a chance.
Rhino Lady #2 is looking for more financial security, and wouldn't consider anything until you put at least a 5 carat on that horn.
Rhino Lady #3 is just not in an emotional place where she should be starting a relationship, she needs to work on Rhino Lady #3 first.
Rhino Lady #4 is too busy with facebook, i-stalking Rhino Ladies #1,2,3, positing pictures of every meal, and fishing for 'likes' on every post and picture.
Rhino Guy does not have much of a chance.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
We've got the dna, right? Just make some more.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
I bet he's really horny.
LAUNCH
Footballguy
Incredible moving image by Ami Vitale for National Geographic Creative. The last moments of the last living male Northern White Rhino on plant Earth #Photography
https://twitter.com/photogareth/status/976189175203495936
https://twitter.com/photogareth/status/976189175203495936
Joe Summer
Footballguy
Can't remember if I saw this in one of Greg's trivia threads, but the "White Rhino" isn't white, or even light skinned. The name comes from the Afrikaans word "wyd", which means "wide". It was supposed to be the "Wide (Mouth) Rhino", but somehow it was mistranslated as "White Rhino" and the name stuck.
Meanwhile, the other species of rhino was called the Hook-lipped Rhinoceros. But since people needed an easy way to distinguish it from the White Rhino, they just started describing it as the Black Rhino -- even though it isn't black.
Meanwhile, the other species of rhino was called the Hook-lipped Rhinoceros. But since people needed an easy way to distinguish it from the White Rhino, they just started describing it as the Black Rhino -- even though it isn't black.
LoadLetterPaper
Footballguy
if only we were around to do this for the T Rex
EYLive
Footballguy
So sad. I visited the San Diego Zoo a few years ago. And of all the awesome creatures I saw there, a single rhino about the size of a VW van stood out is my favorite animal I saw that day. The photo doesn't do it justice; he is/was gargantuan.
