fantasycurse42
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Khloe Kardashian (1 Viewer)
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fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Would have to look at her pilonidal cyst during doggy?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yes, let's use a picture that was posted by a website to illustrate a point that she suffers all sorts of insults being the 'ugly sister' by showing a photo of her looking her worst next to her prettier sisters. 
For the record, she has lost a lot of weight, is working out and looks much better today than she did years ago.
Proof
Moar Proof
Datassssss
Working out
Decent enough legs
Not hideous at all
For the record, she has lost a lot of weight, is working out and looks much better today than she did years ago.
Proof
Moar Proof
Datassssss
Working out
Decent enough legs
Not hideous at all
AnonymousBob
Footballguy
1. She's not that ugly. She's average, really big, and has hot sisters. Looks worse in comparison.
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at folk complaining about this family for getting attention for no reason then continually giving them attention.
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at folk complaining about this family for getting attention for no reason then continually giving them attention.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Just a hair under a 6 imo.
And from the few times I've seen her on TV, her personality is a major drawback too. Would only bang if social interaction beforehand was kept to a minimum.
And from the few times I've seen her on TV, her personality is a major drawback too. Would only bang if social interaction beforehand was kept to a minimum.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Now, is she super hot? No. But she's better looking than average. With the weight loss, the right clothes, hair and make-up she's a 6.5 to maybe a 7.
Frankly, I find the entire lot of them insufferable and hate that our society lionizes a vapid family that would lose on Family Feud to an inbred family from West Virginia. Good riddance to them all I hope. But Khloe seems to be the least vile of the lot and it probably sucks knowing that the entire world characterizes her as the ugly, fast, hideous sister. To be honest, I'd choose her over the other termagants in her klan.
As for what it smells like in her hatchet wound? I dunno....bleach?
Frankly, I find the entire lot of them insufferable and hate that our society lionizes a vapid family that would lose on Family Feud to an inbred family from West Virginia. Good riddance to them all I hope. But Khloe seems to be the least vile of the lot and it probably sucks knowing that the entire world characterizes her as the ugly, fast, hideous sister. To be honest, I'd choose her over the other termagants in her klan.
As for what it smells like in her hatchet wound? I dunno....bleach?
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Don't forget the plastic surgery GM - I'm sure that will hold up well.
http://uglycelebs.tumblr.com/image/80547583982
Without the money and plastic surgery, she would've continued on this path
General Malaise
Footballguy
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
Mentioned this in the other thread- I don't think she's really that big, I think it's just that people realize how small her sisters are. Kim is maybe 5' and I don't think the other one is allowed to ride Space Mountain. If you saw them in a bar and didn't know who they were you'd probably barely notice them unless you're into squat, curvy Snooki types (Kim) or spinners (Kourtney).1. She's not that ugly. She's average, really big, and has hot sisters. Looks worse in comparison.
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Willie Neslon
Footballguy
An absolute beast.
General Malaise
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Through the first 28 votes, she is averaging 5.2 
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
7
10
No
10
No
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Research indicates 5'9" which is pretty tall for a girl but not beastly or gargantuan. Weight a robust 163, which, hey....some guys like a little meat. 
Also, is she really dating James Harden? Seems like if the best NBA player in the league is down with her, maybe she's fun in the sack and has a snapper that smells like peaches.
Also, is she really dating James Harden? Seems like if the best NBA player in the league is down with her, maybe she's fun in the sack and has a snapper that smells like peaches.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
This guy disagrees.Mentioned this in the other thread- I don't think she's really that big, I think it's just that people realize how small her sisters are. Kim is maybe 5' and I don't think the other one is allowed to ride Space Mountain. If you saw them in a bar and didn't know who they were you'd probably barely notice them unless you're into squat, curvy Snooki types (Kim) or spinners (Kourtney).1. She's not that ugly. She's average, really big, and has hot sisters. Looks worse in comparison.
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fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
I'm going out on a limb and saying he is of average intelligence. So, from his perspective:Research indicates 5'9" which is pretty tall for a girl but not beastly or gargantuan. Weight a robust 163, which, hey....some guys like a little meat.
Also, is she really dating James Harden? Seems like if the best NBA player in the league is down with her, maybe she's fun in the sack and has a snapper that smells like peaches.
I'm dating a Kardashian, I'm the man - Unaware he is with the sasquatch of the bunch... Similar to the Odom situation.
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comfortably numb
Footballguy
She looks average WITH all the resources known to Jesus.
Not saying I wouldn't but...
Not saying I wouldn't but...
Willie Neslon
Footballguy
If her and Verne Lundquist were in separate elevators and both farted, who's elevator would you want to ride in? Talk about about a conundrum. I can't even imagine the sweaty meatloaf stench she emits when she strains out a gurgler.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
There was a rumor that her mother was camping at the scene of a bigfoot sighting exactly 9 months before Khloe was born.I'm going out on a limb and saying he is of average intelligence. So, from his perspective:Research indicates 5'9" which is pretty tall for a girl but not beastly or gargantuan. Weight a robust 163, which, hey....some guys like a little meat.
Also, is she really dating James Harden? Seems like if the best NBA player in the league is down with her, maybe she's fun in the sack and has a snapper that smells like peaches.
I'm dating a Kardashian, I'm the man - Unaware he is with the sasquatch of the bunch... Similar to the Odom situation.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
I'm fairly certain James Harden already thinks he's the man, given that he's James ####ing Harden.I'm going out on a limb and saying he is of average intelligence. So, from his perspective:Research indicates 5'9" which is pretty tall for a girl but not beastly or gargantuan. Weight a robust 163, which, hey....some guys like a little meat.
Also, is she really dating James Harden? Seems like if the best NBA player in the league is down with her, maybe she's fun in the sack and has a snapper that smells like peaches.
I'm dating a Kardashian, I'm the man - Unaware he is with the sasquatch of the bunch... Similar to the Odom situation.
Also gonna guess that maybe he's into a different type than you? There is this famous (SFW) picture of him entranced by a Khloe-esque stripper.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
So he likes fat girls... Thanks!I'm fairly certain James Harden already thinks he's the man, given that he's James ####ing Harden.I'm going out on a limb and saying he is of average intelligence. So, from his perspective:Research indicates 5'9" which is pretty tall for a girl but not beastly or gargantuan. Weight a robust 163, which, hey....some guys like a little meat.
Also, is she really dating James Harden? Seems like if the best NBA player in the league is down with her, maybe she's fun in the sack and has a snapper that smells like peaches.
I'm dating a Kardashian, I'm the man - Unaware he is with the sasquatch of the bunch... Similar to the Odom situation.
Also gonna guess that maybe he's into a different type than you? There is this famous (SFW) picture of him entranced by a Khloe-esque stripper.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Looks like '6' is pulling away with this. Much better than 'hideous'....
TobiasFunke
Footballguy
My pleasure. Next time you need someone to trace the sexual proclivities of NBA stars, I'm your guy.So he likes fat girls... Thanks!I'm fairly certain James Harden already thinks he's the man, given that he's James ####ing Harden.I'm going out on a limb and saying he is of average intelligence. So, from his perspective:Research indicates 5'9" which is pretty tall for a girl but not beastly or gargantuan. Weight a robust 163, which, hey....some guys like a little meat.
Also, is she really dating James Harden? Seems like if the best NBA player in the league is down with her, maybe she's fun in the sack and has a snapper that smells like peaches.
I'm dating a Kardashian, I'm the man - Unaware he is with the sasquatch of the bunch... Similar to the Odom situation.
Also gonna guess that maybe he's into a different type than you? There is this famous (SFW) picture of him entranced by a Khloe-esque stripper.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Congrats?Looks like '6' is pulling away with this. Much better than 'hideous'....
ETA: Total average of 5.51 so far
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Or, you know, strong women.So he likes fat girls... Thanks!I'm fairly certain James Harden already thinks he's the man, given that he's James ####ing Harden.I'm going out on a limb and saying he is of average intelligence. So, from his perspective:Research indicates 5'9" which is pretty tall for a girl but not beastly or gargantuan. Weight a robust 163, which, hey....some guys like a little meat.
Also, is she really dating James Harden? Seems like if the best NBA player in the league is down with her, maybe she's fun in the sack and has a snapper that smells like peaches.
I'm dating a Kardashian, I'm the man - Unaware he is with the sasquatch of the bunch... Similar to the Odom situation.
Also gonna guess that maybe he's into a different type than you? There is this famous (SFW) picture of him entranced by a Khloe-esque stripper.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Indeed. I'm right, you're wrong. Who's next?Congrats?Looks like '6' is pulling away with this. Much better than 'hideous'....
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
I'd rather do her than Kim
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Indeed. I'm right, you're wrong. Who's next?Congrats?Looks like '6' is pulling away with this. Much better than 'hideous'....
I'm holding strong that someone ranked in the 5's isn't you being right though.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
I'd get a lot more pleasure punching her in the face than having sechs with her.Or, you know, strong women.So he likes fat girls... Thanks!I'm fairly certain James Harden already thinks he's the man, given that he's James ####ing Harden.I'm going out on a limb and saying he is of average intelligence. So, from his perspective:Research indicates 5'9" which is pretty tall for a girl but not beastly or gargantuan. Weight a robust 163, which, hey....some guys like a little meat.
Also, is she really dating James Harden? Seems like if the best NBA player in the league is down with her, maybe she's fun in the sack and has a snapper that smells like peaches.
I'm dating a Kardashian, I'm the man - Unaware he is with the sasquatch of the bunch... Similar to the Odom situation.
Also gonna guess that maybe he's into a different type than you? There is this famous (SFW) picture of him entranced by a Khloe-esque stripper.
irish eyes
Footballguy
LOL! Hatchet wound, freakin love it. My new favorite
General Malaise
Footballguy
"Above Average".....that's all I needed. You said "hideous". That would be below average.Indeed. I'm right, you're wrong. Who's next?Congrats?Looks like '6' is pulling away with this. Much better than 'hideous'....
I'm holding strong that someone ranked in the 5's isn't you being right though.
Once again, General Malaise IS the People's Champ!
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
She might be the most normal person in that family and nothing seems to ever go right for her. I'd say 7, if she had Kim's personality 5.
Dickies
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
I play in magic football league and one of the teams is named "The People's Champ", I don't think he has made the playoffs once in 10 years... Just saying.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
From certain angles she reminds me of John Lithgow in "The World According to Garp".
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Looks like a $10 Peurto Rican whore imo.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
The two Jenner daughters destroy all of them.
