Worst Christmas Songs (1 Viewer)

Cjw_55106 · Dec 10, 2015

This time of the year, I tend to put on the "Christmas station" when the family is in the car. Now I know there are probably a million obscure songs that are terrible, but im talking about the main stream ones.

For me, it doesnt get any worse than Wham! and the terrible "Last Christmas". First off, its Wham, which is a negative. Secondly, other than the words "last Christmas", the song has nothing to do with Christmas. Taylor Swift has made a bit more palatable rendition in recent years, but overall, I cant change the station fast enough when that song comes on.

Andy Dufresne · Dec 10, 2015

That Wham song is awful and you're right - it has nothing to do with Christmas.

I loathe that Paul McCartney song Wonderful Christmastime.

This makes it worse...he makes about $400k every year on royalties from it.

Joe Summer · Dec 10, 2015

Came in here to post "Last Christmas". Hate that song.

Parrothead · Dec 10, 2015

...the wind whippin down the boardwalk...

dutch · Dec 10, 2015

Andy Dufresne said:
That Wham song is awful and you're right - it has nothing to do with Christmas.

I loathe that Paul McCartney song Wonderful Christmastime.

This makes it worse...he makes about $400k every year on royalties from it.

That songs makes me want to puncture my ear drums. So vapid, so commercial, so silly, so irritating...god I hate that song. :yucky:

Apple Jack · Dec 10, 2015

Wonderful xmastime by a country mile

GROOT · Dec 10, 2015

all of them

hagmania · Dec 10, 2015

SIMPLY HAVING-

:seppuku:

Apple Jack · Dec 10, 2015

Ronnettes and darlene love remain perfect.

John Bender · Dec 10, 2015

Any version of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus is the worst.

Scoresman · Dec 10, 2015

Anything by The Carpenters. Good ####### lord its like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Doug B · Dec 10, 2015

John Bender said:
Any version of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus is the worst.

I can get with the Jackson 5 version just to remember Michael as a young kid. Otherwise, though, you're right -- there are a trillion bad versions out there.

Da Guru · Dec 10, 2015

Mr Grinch..... :thumbdown:

Leroy Hoard · Dec 10, 2015

GROOT said:
all of them

Doug B · Dec 10, 2015

Could never get into "Santa Baby", not even Eartha Kitt's iconic version. If you pay any attention at all to the lyrics, you get to despising the bloodsucking character the singer portrays.

Dan Lambskin · Dec 10, 2015

I was gonna say the Mariah Carey version of All I Want For Christmas Is You but that Wonderful Christmas is pretty terrible too

I like the Wham song :shrug:

shady inc · Dec 10, 2015

any version of "silver bells"

Kit Fisto · Dec 10, 2015

Dominic the Donkey makes me want to blow my brains out; especially after it gets stuck up there.

AnonymousBob · Dec 10, 2015

Which ones aren't terrible would be a shorter list.

Ditka Butkus · Dec 10, 2015

pa rum pa pum pum

Dan Lambskin · Dec 10, 2015

Kit Fisto said:
Dominic the Donkey makes me want to blow my brains out; especially after it gets stuck up there.

Jiggity-Jig-Hee-Haw-Hee-Haw

Leroy Hoard · Dec 10, 2015

Dan Lambskin said:
I was gonna say the Mariah Carey version of All I Want For Christmas Is You but that Wonderful Christmas is pretty terrible too

I like the Wham song

Of those 3 I actually prefer Carey's song but really it's like choosing who was the best of the recent GMs for the Lions.

AhrnCityPahnder · Dec 10, 2015

Scoresman said:
Anything by The Carpenters. Good ####### lord its like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa chief. BTFU here.

AhrnCityPahnder · Dec 10, 2015

and seems to be as near as consensus that we'll get in a music thread, but that Paul McCartney "wonderful Christmastime" garbage is worse than (PolPot X cancer)^SIDS

bakes · Dec 10, 2015

The insipid and overplayed Rocking Around the Christmas Tree and Jingle Bell Rock should have been let go over the edge when the Grinch's sleigh was at the top of Mt. Krumpet. Same with Hey Santa or Dear Santa or whatever the hell that self-duet piece of crap is.

Christmas music has become an example of the ClearChannelization of radio - the same 22 songs, beaten into the ground.

bakes · Dec 10, 2015

AhrnCityPahnder said:
and seems to be as near as consensus that we'll get in a music thread, but that Paul McCartney "wonderful Christmastime" garbage is worse than (PolPot X cancer)^SIDS

Simply, having, a miserable Christmastime...

Cjw_55106 · Dec 10, 2015

Of course, the 12 days of christmas always get turned off as well.

xulf · Dec 10, 2015

Bunch of grinches in this thread

Cjw_55106 · Dec 10, 2015

xulf said:
Bunch of grinches in this thread

Ive only spotted three of them.

Andy Dufresne · Dec 10, 2015

On the other hand the best Christmas song is...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....a beer.

hagmania · Dec 10, 2015

Da Guru said:
Mr Grinch.....

Unpossible.

"You're a mean one" in that deep voice puts a smile on my face every time.

bakes · Dec 10, 2015

Andy Dufresne said:
On the other hand the best Christmas song is...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....a beer.

"...that beer's empty."

MikeIke · Dec 10, 2015

bakes said:
Andy Dufresne said:

On the other hand the best Christmas song is...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....a beer.

Click to expand...

"...that beer's empty."

-Next Christmas, get me a chainsaw.

-Take off!

17seconds · Dec 10, 2015

I like the Wham song for its cheesiness.

Santa Baby is pretty awful. Don't like the McCartney song either.

No mention of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer yet? You guys are slipping. that's by far the worst.

FlapJacks · Dec 10, 2015

I stick to the Keerock type of stuff and I cant go back to the regular stuff (sans the true classics as compiled by MadCow)

hagmania · Dec 10, 2015

Best - Chiron Beta Prime

Mr. Yuk · Dec 10, 2015

Best- Santa Claw Want Some Lovin'

Snoopy · Dec 10, 2015

Santa Claus is Coming to Town - So Mr. Claus turned into Big Brother of 1984 fame?

higgins · Dec 10, 2015

On the opposite end big fan of Feliz Navidad. :thumbup:

zamboni · Dec 10, 2015

Billy Squier's "Christmas Is The Time I Say I Love You" is about the only one I can tolerate - great early MTV nostalgia.

Way before Squier had the good sense not to prance around in pastels and sheets.

Jaysus · Dec 10, 2015

FlapJacks said:
I stick to the Keerock type of stuff and I cant go back to the regular stuff (sans the true classics as compiled by MadCow)

GEFFB Keerock Xmas

John Bender · Dec 10, 2015

There's 10 or so great Xmas songs that get played to death - the rest suck:

Alvin & The Chipmunks - The Chipmunk Song

RUN DMC - Christmas In Hollis

The Carpenters - Merry Christmas Darling

The Eagles - Please Come Home For Christmas

The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping

Anything with the Ronettes / Darlene Love

Kenny Loggins - Celebrate Me Home

What am I missing?

Pipes · Dec 10, 2015

17seconds said:
I like the Wham song for its cheesiness.

Agreed

John Bender · Dec 10, 2015

Pipes said:
17seconds said:

I like the Wham song for its cheesiness.

Click to expand...

Agreed

I know a stripper that can play it on a kazoo with her lady parts.

Dan Lambskin · Dec 10, 2015

John Bender said:
There's 10 or so great Xmas songs that get played to death - the rest suck:

Alvin & The Chipmunks - The Chipmunk Song

RUN DMC - Christmas In Hollis

The Carpenters - Merry Christmas Darling

The Eagles - Please Come Home For Christmas

The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping

Anything with the Ronettes / Darlene Love

Kenny Loggins - Celebrate Me Home

What am I missing?

Happy Christmas (War is over)

Aerial Assault · Dec 10, 2015

I really pretty much detest "Winter Wonderland" because of the whole Parson Brown thing. Just makes no sense.

Dan Lambskin · Dec 10, 2015

Also like the date-rapey It's Cold Outside

Scoresman · Dec 10, 2015

Aerial Assault said:
I really pretty much detest "Winter Wonderland" because of the whole Parson Brown thing. Just makes no sense.

Speaking of not making sense, What does "Celebrate Me Home" mean? It makes no sense grammatically. Is it a typo? Do they mean "Celebrate My Home" instead? I hate that song because of this.

Northern Voice · Dec 10, 2015

Dan Lambskin said:
Also like the date-rapey It's Cold Outside

She & Him version is okay.

Cjw_55106 · Dec 10, 2015

shady inc said:
any version of "silver bells"

Oddly enough, thats my favorite Christmas song. Provides great visuals and it always reminds me of how I imagine the hustle and bustle of a small town Christmas.

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