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______ Passed Away Today, RIP (9 Viewers)
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BroncoFreak_2K3
sucker for Orange
mr. furley
Footballguy
Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
He's doing color commentating with Gorilla Monsoon in a match with Tito Santana and Greg Valentine (I think). Santana gets thrown out of the ring and lands in front of the table where Gorilla and Bobby are sitting. Greg Valentine comes down and slams Santanas heading into the announcers table. The camera is right there and Santana looks up all dazed and without missing a beat, Bobby says:Sabertooth said:
"Si Senor, we'll take two #9 Taco platters and two margaritas"
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Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
Hold it coach! You just hold it right there
https://goo.gl/6nHxFd
U N Jefferson, a friend of all nerds FBG folks
Right?
https://goo.gl/6nHxFd
U N Jefferson, a friend of all nerds FBG folks
Right?
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Nick Vermeil
Footballguy
Charlie Steiner
Footballguy
He also provided the world with this wise gem: every hero should have a theme song. R.I.P. John Slade.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
How does Jake LaMotta live to 95?
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
Eephus
Footballguy
Chemical X
Footballguy
Bernie Casey............my favorite movie, I'm gonna git u sucka.
Statorama
gangster
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Living with this for a number of years didn't hurt.
For those of you younger guys, this was his ex-wife Vikki Lamotta, as a Playboy Centerfold (censored naughty bits) when she was in her early 50s. This was well before competent plastic surgery, and you just didn't see women of that age ...look like that.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
i remember that layout - that was some tight, bombastic pulchritude right there...
ETA: shonuff made Cathy Moriarty look like roadkill
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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
Monty Hall: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monty-hall-dead-lets-make-a-deal-host-latest/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=42965033
Twitter is bursting with original jokes about him choosing the right door to Heaven.
Twitter is bursting with original jokes about him choosing the right door to Heaven.
No matter what his first choice was, he should always switch when St. Peter shows him the door with the Goat.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
KingPrawn
Footballguy
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
I had no idea until tonight that his daughter is a long-time actress: Joanna Gleason. She is in that category of you-know-her-face but don't know her name. She was Marky Mark's mother in Boogie Nights, and was in an episode of Friends where she played Aniston's chain smoking boss. A million other things.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Koya
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe Marilyn Manson?
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41458046
Still alive, but makes a good case for large prop gun control.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
if we dont regulate stageprop gun ownership NOW, there will be no end to the violence which endangers our useless hasbeens
Chemical X
Footballguy
I think fantasy football died, RIP.
LAUNCH
Footballguy
http://www.tmz.com/2017/10/06/ralphie-may-dead/
Comedian Ralphie May has died at the age of 45.
Ralphie's stand-up comedy career took after he finished second on "Last Comic Standing" in 2003. Since then he's had several televised comedy specials -- mostly on Netflix and Comedy Central -- and he's continued touring, almost non-stop around, the country.
In 2015 he and his wife Lahna Turner, also a comedian, filed for divorce. Ralphie was devastated by the split ... which got extremely nasty, especially when it came to the custody battle over their 2 kids.
Comedian Ralphie May has died at the age of 45.
Ralphie's stand-up comedy career took after he finished second on "Last Comic Standing" in 2003. Since then he's had several televised comedy specials -- mostly on Netflix and Comedy Central -- and he's continued touring, almost non-stop around, the country.
In 2015 he and his wife Lahna Turner, also a comedian, filed for divorce. Ralphie was devastated by the split ... which got extremely nasty, especially when it came to the custody battle over their 2 kids.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Agreed.
Pretty funny that his two kids are named April June May and August James May.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
350 pounds with pneumonia and a cocaine habit is not a recipe for a healthy heart.Cardiac arrest.
BigSteelThrill
Footballguy
Now ladies at first you're not gonna like what I have to say... and girls your natural instinct is gonna want to get lippy and mouth up and say something.
But ya'll need to hush-up 'cause a mans talking. Alright!
Sooo damn funny.
But ya'll need to hush-up 'cause a mans talking. Alright!
Sooo damn funny.
Judge Smails
Footballguy
E Street Brat
Footballguy
Hey Baby, baby,
RIP
RIP
Joe Summer
Footballguy
How many fat comedians have lived past 50? Jackie Gleason?
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Used to see him occasionally in the restaurant in Bakersfield that Tanner and I used to work at - no lie.
Eephus
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
