How To Get To Heaven When You Die (1 Viewer)

eoMMan said:

Was Paddington Bear movie any good?

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• Begin with a good greeting
  
• Meet him with cheerful face
  
• Beautify and perfume yourself
  
• Start with good news and delay any bad news until he has rested
  
• Recieve him with loving and yearning sentences
  
• Make hard efforts for excellence of the food and having it ready on time
  

• Take good care of your body and fitness
  
• Put on nice and attractive clothes and perfumes
  
• Bathe regularly and after the monthly period,remove any blood, trace of bad smells
  
• Avoid that your husbandobserves you in dirty clothes or rough shape
  
• Avoid prohibited types of ornamentation eg tattoos
  
• Use the types of perfumes,colors and clothes that your husband likes
  
• Change hairstyle,perfumes etc from time to time, however these things you should avoid excessiveness and of course only act as such in front of mahrem men and women
  

• Hasten for intercourse when your husband feels compulsion for it
  
• Keep your body clean and smelling good as possible including cleaning yourself of released fluids during intercourse
  
• Exchange loving phrases with your husband
  
• Leave your husband to fully satisfy his desire
  
• Choose good occasions and suitable times for exciting( thrilling) your husband and encouraging him to do intercourse eg after returning from travel, weekends etc
  

• You shouldn't be depressed because your husband is poor or works in a simple job
  
• You should look at poor handicapped people and remember allah (subhaanahu wa ta'aalaa) for all that was given to you
  
• You should remember that real wealth lies in faith and piety
  

• You should not consider this world as your hope and interest
  
• You should not ask your husband for many unecessary things
  
• Ascerticism does not mean not to enjoy what is good and permissable (halal) but it means that one should look forward to the thereafter and utilize whatever allah SWT gave them to achieve paradise (Al-Jannah)
  
• Encourage your husband to reduce expenses and save some money in order to give to charity and feed poor and needy people
  

• By the saying of the prophet (sallallaaha alaihi wa sallam) the majority of people in hell were women because they were ungrateful and deny the good done to them
  
• The result being grateful is that your husband will love you more and will do his best to please you in more ways
  
• The result of being ungrateful is that your husband will be disappointed and will start asking himself " why should I do good to her if she never appreciates?"
  

• In particular in times of calamities in your husbands body or buisness eg accident or a bankruptcy
  
• Support him through your own work,money and properties if needed
  

• In all what he commands you unless it is prohibited ( haram)
  
• In Islam the husband is the leader of the family and the wife is his support and consultant
  

• First off try to avoid what will guarantee his anger, but if it happens that you can't then try to appease him as follows
  
• If you are mistaken then apologise
  
• If he was mistaken then keep still instead of arguing or yeild your right or wait until he is no longer angry and discuss the matter peacefully with him
  
• If he was angry because of external reasons then:
  
• Keep silent until his anger goes
  
• Find excuses for him eg tired, problems at work, someone insulted him
  
• Do not ask many questions and insist on knowing what happened eg
  
• you should tell me what happened
  
• I must know what made you so angry
  
• You are hiding something and I have a right to know
  

• Protect yourself from any prohibited relations
  
• Keep the secrets of the family, particularly intercourse and things that the husband dosen't like other people to know
  
• Take care of the house and children
  
• Take care of his money and properties
  
• Do not go out of the house without his permission and put on full Hijaab
  
• Refuse people who he does not like to come over
  
• Do not allow any non mahram man to be alone with you in any place
  
• Be good with his parents and relatives in his absence
  
• Showing respect for his family and friends
  
• You should welcome his guests and try to please them, especially his parents
  
• You should avoid problems as much as you can with his relatives
  
• You should avoid pitting him in a position where he had to choose between his mother or his wife
  
• Show good hospitality for his guests by arranging a nice place for them to sit, perfection of food, welcoming their wives etc
  
• Encourage him to visit his relatives and invite them to your home
  
• Phone his parents and sisters, send letters to them,support them in calamities etc
  

• Jealousy is a sign of a wifes love for her husband but it should be kept within the limits of Islam eg not insulting or blackmailing others
  
• You should not follow or create unfounded doubts
  

• Be patient when you face poverty and strained circumstances
  
• When you face calamities and disasters that may happen to you, your husband his and your children, relatives or properties eg disease accidents death etc
  
• When facing hardships in Da'wah ( imprisonment, getting fired, arrested etc
  
• Be patient and encourage him to keep on the path of Allah and remind him of paradise
  
• When he mistreats you, couteract his ill treatment with good treatment
  

• Co operate with your husband and remind him of different obligatory and voluntary worships
  
• Encourage him to pray at night
  
• Listen and reciting the Qur' aan individually and with your husband
  
• Listen to islamic tapes and songs individually and with your husband
  
• Remember Allah Subhaanahu wa ta' aalaa, much particlarly after Fajr and before Maghrib
  
• Share in arranging Da ' wa activities for women and children
  
• Learn Islamic rules( Ahkaam) and good manners ( adab) for women
  
• Support your husbands activities by encouraging him, offering opinions, soothing his pains etc
  
• Yeilding some of your rights and a part of your time with your husband for Da' wah
  
• Encourage him to go for Jihad when needed and remind him that you and children will be in the preservation of Allah subhaanahu wa ta' aalaa
  

• Keep it clean , decorated and well arranged
  
• Change house arrangements from time to time to avoid boredom
  
• Perfect food ( preparation) prepare healthy foods
  
• Learn all the necessary skills for maintaining the house eg sewing
  
• Learn how to raise children properly in the Islamic way
  

• Do not spend from his money, even for charity without his permission unless you are sure that he agree's on this
  
• Protect his house, car etc while he is absent
  
• Keep the children in good shape, clean clothes etc
  
• Take care of their nutrition, health, education, manners etc
  
• Teach them Islam and tell them stories of the prophets and companions
  

Mohawk said:

Got any good cookie recipes?

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Acorn and Beet Cookie Recipe

Ingredients
1 cup of acorn flour
1/3 cup of date sugar (palm and coconut blossom sugar are good substitutes)
1/4 cup beet puree
1 egg
1 tablespoon of orange juice
1 teaspoon of coconut oil
1/4 teaspoon of ginger powder
1/4 teaspoon of vanilla essence
1/8 teaspoon of salt

Instructions
Peel as much beets as you want to use. Cut into chunks. Steam or cook for about 20 minutes until soft. Let it cool off a little, put it in a blender or food processor and blend into a puree. You might want to add a little water while blending. I used 1/4 cup of water for 800 grams of steamed beets.

Add all cookie ingredients to a food processor and process into a dough. This can also be done with a mixer or just by hand and spoon. You choose.

Preheat oven to 390 degrees Fahrenheit/200 degrees Celsius and line a baking tray with baking paper.

Form 10-12 balls from the dough by using your hands.

Put the balls on the baking tray and make them flat by patting on them with your fingers.

Put the tray in the oven and bake for 15-18 minutes.

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Paddington said:

Islam is a false religion.  

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h.  <<<< amoeba hiding behind a chair

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Notorious T.R.E. said:

I like this.

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timschochet said:

Why does God care more about believing in Him and Jesus than being a good person? 

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Captain Cranks said:

I like when people born in Christian nations and in Christian families are convinced Christianity is the only true religion.  Aren't you just so lucky to have been at the right place at the right time.     

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AAABatteries said:

I thought that's what all religions thought

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Paddington said:

PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS.  IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU COULD EVER DO AND IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES.

 ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

 There are some things that you should know:

 1. Realize that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior:

 Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

 Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"

 This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

 [SIZE=12pt]2. Because of our sins, we die both spiritually and physically, but God sent His Son to die so that you can have a chance not to have to go to hell by accepting what He did on the cross for you:[/SIZE]

 Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

 Ro 5:8 "But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. for us."

 Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God.  That’s because you must be perfect in order to get to heaven. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.

 [SIZE=12pt]3. If you will Admit to Jesus Christ that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior, Believe in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead and Accept Him as your Lord and Savior and you will be forgiven and taken to heaven to be with Him when you die.[/SIZE]

 Joh 1:12 “But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name”

 Ro 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.."

 You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus, believing in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins and placing your trust in Him. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.

 Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS?

 ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN TO JESUS CHRIST FOR SALVATION?

 [SIZE=12pt]4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and believe it with all of your heart, you could pray something like this to God from your heart:[/SIZE]

 "Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me.  In Jesus holy name, Amen."

 If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven. 

 [SIZE=12pt]Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.  [/SIZE]

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BobbyLayne said:

According to the Pew Research Center, the USA is 70.6% Christian.

Worldwide, that percentage ranks 99th in the world out of 197 countries and principalities listed.

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Paddington said:

The World is slipping away from Christianity.  It was predicted to happen in the Bible shortly before Christ comes back....

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Paddington said:

The World is slipping away from Christianity.  It was predicted to happen in the Bible shortly before Christ comes back....

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Notorious T.R.E. said:

I like this.

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McGarnicle said:

My favorite thing about Jesus is these Cadbury eggs. So damn good.

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Paddington said:

Do YOU know Jesus Christ??

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Chaka said:

He still can't help me hit the curve ball.

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joffer said:

Or a 1-iron

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timschochet said:

All of us Jews know each other. 

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Captain Cranks said:

My favorite Bible story is in Genesis when a crowd shows up to Lot's house because he's taken in two angels.  The crowd wants Lot to hand over the angels so they can have gay sexy time with them.  Lot does the honorable thing by denying access to the angels.  However, to keep the peace, he offers his daughters up to the crowd for a good, old-fashioned gang raping.  

Praise God.  He is good.  

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Captain Cranks said:

My favorite Bible story is in Genesis when a crowd shows up to Lot's house because he's taken in two angels.  The crowd wants Lot to hand over the angels so they can have gay sexy time with them.  Lot does the honorable thing by denying access to the angels.  However, to keep the peace, he offers his daughters up to the crowd for a good, old-fashioned gang raping.  

Praise God.  He is good.  

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