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I don't know what I said or did to make him think that we're close friends. They were collecting information. He's suffering from the effects of overwork. I was working in this factory. Metin died a day later. This sentence refers to itself. The decision has been made. You are fortunate for having such good friends. I called his name loudly, but he didn't even look back.

Here's my wallet. Dick tried to solve that problem, but he couldn't. I told her not to come back. I've never felt like this before. I'm following up on your last e-mail. Sumitro is naive. You've got my vote.

It's hard to resist temptation. If I could pay attention, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

I wish that I had never sent that email. The waiters bumped into each other and dropped their trays.

I don't think like you.

I don't think that's funny at all. Quit picking on him. I'm very grateful for your support. I hadn't intended to stay this long. We could use your help. Your book was stolen?! Where and when? Run faster, otherwise you will miss the train. What have you ever done for me? He was otherwise than I thought. I intend to listen to it tonight.

Shell the eggs carefully so you don't get burned. What time do you go to work? He waited for his son with anxiety. The work of art, I decided, was the final product of human activity, and the final justification for all the misery, the endless toil and the frustrated strivings of humanity. As the days passed, she loved the prince more fondly, and he loved her as he would love a little child, but it never came into his head to make her his wife. One year later, Paul was born. The lake supplies the city with water. You can't read a story if you don't understand. I don't have time to waste. Have you ever been to Japan?

Mara hinted that we should pay for the room. The trial lasted five days. She has no job, no boyfriend, no money and no apartment. Alice has a flower in her hair.

Evelyn accepted my challenge. Someone broke in while he was asleep.

I was stunned. He got through his work. His background parallels that of his predecessor. You've put too much salt into the soup. Now, no one's going to eat it.

Adam didn't keep us waiting long. I'm up to here with him! Who is this letter from? Finally, my father compromised. Dan didn't even start writing.

Where is a toilet?

You really do change your opinions often, don't you? I don't think I'll have too much of a problem with that. I knew that I could beat Damone. How far is it to the next town? I'll be glad to get it for you. You two are harshing my marshmellow. Gideon is the best man for the job.

Ji is annoying. Does that seem like something you might want to try? I'm loving it. He is aiming for the directorship. Phiroze cried out for help. It's urgent that I see you. A number of people die in traffic accidents. Who shot her? You're doing it right. Can you figure out why the boss is so unfriendly this week?

You won't miss it. It was a problem in their local community. Harris sells cars. The war is not inevitable. Maybe it's time to tell him. I usually ride my bike to school. I mean to the office. The bee flew to the flower and drank the nectar. Noam looks defeated. Rajeev rummaged through the drawer. That seems reasonable enough.

You, too, my son. Vladislav made Stephen laugh.

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Drinking on a plane

Drinking in a dive bar

Drinking in a club

Drinking in a bowling alley

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Sitting (scratch that...standing) in the passport office for five #######' hours.

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beating someone in the effen head if they dont try chantix take that to the bank bromigo

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buffalo chicken wings and boneless buffalo chicken wings take that to the bank bromigo

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2 hours ago, hagmania said:

Grippo's BBQ chips

Grippos is probably the best thing to ever come out of Ohio.  

Charles Woodson and Brandy Talore would round out the Top 3

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5 hours ago, The General said:

Drinking on a plane

Drinking in a dive bar

Drinking in a club

Drinking in a bowling alley

5

10

8

8

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4 hours ago, hagmania said:

Grippo's BBQ chips

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4 hours ago, bananafish said:

Sitting (scratch that...standing) in the passport office for five #######' hours.

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3 hours ago, SWC said:

buffalo chicken wings and boneless buffalo chicken wings take that to the bank bromigo

10 and 2

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3 hours ago, SWC said:

beating someone in the effen head if they dont try chantix take that to the bank bromigo

Seems excessive.

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2 hours ago, Dan Lambskin said:

Grippos is probably the best thing to ever come out of Ohio.  

Charles Woodson and Brandy Talore would round out the Top 3

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2 hours ago, Dan Lambskin said:

Grippos is probably the best thing to ever come out of Ohio.  

Charles Woodson and Brandy Talore would round out the Top 3

YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID WHORE FACE!!!!

MARION'S PIZZA IS THE BEST DAMN THING FROM OHIO!!!!

This is not negotiable.  

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4 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID WHORE FACE!!!!

MARION'S PIZZA IS THE BEST DAMN THING FROM OHIO!!!!

This is not negotiable.  

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On 1/15/2019 at 6:01 PM, The General said:

Drinking on a plane

Drinking in a dive bar

Drinking in a club

Drinking in a bowling alley

This all sounds pretty good to me.

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the 16-year old newb bagger at the local grocery putting all the heavy glass jars in a paper bag with a loaf of bread on top that you don't know is heavy until you pick it up and the bottom drops out

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4 hours ago, Otis said:

I didn't know where else to put this.  But I need to know views on this.  Especially on the parts where he's doing the interior voiceovers.

I know talent when I see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K3EpBn0bGk

 

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3 hours ago, mr. furley said:

the 16-year old newb bagger at the local grocery putting all the heavy glass jars in a paper bag with a loaf of bread on top that you don't know is heavy until you pick it up and the bottom drops out

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3 hours ago, cosjobs said:

Fried, scrambled and poached eggs

10, 8, 6

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3 hours ago, sports_fan said:

Your favorite restaurant

10

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Fried eggs in bacon grease

Fried eggs in butter

Fried eggs in sausage grease

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Hot sauce on fried eggs 

No hot sauce in fried eggs.

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Fried eggs in bacon grease 10

Fried eggs in butter 10

Fried eggs in sausage grease 10

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Hot sauce on fried eggs  3

No hot sauce in fried eggs. 10

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On 1/26/2019 at 5:36 PM, mr. furley said:

the 16-year old newb bagger at the local grocery putting all the heavy glass jars in a paper bag with a loaf of bread on top that you don't know is heavy until you pick it up and the bottom drops out

Relevant

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21 hours ago, shuke said:

Fried eggs in bacon grease 10

Fried eggs in butter 10

Fried eggs in sausage grease 10

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Hot sauce on fried eggs  3

No hoteggs. 10

 I almost crossed the line, but then I remembered the title of this thread. 

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6 hours ago, Captain Cranks said:

fantasycurse42

 

Let's be excellent.

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5 hours ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

You'll have to wait for my top 1000 rankings to come out.

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4 hours ago, pollardsvision said:

 I almost crossed the line, but then I remembered the title of this thread. 

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4 hours ago, Scoresman said:

Bigfoot

El Chapo

Betty White

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1

7

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3 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

avocado toast 

avocado 8

toast 10

avocado toast 4

 

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3 hours ago, sports_fan said:

Your favorite youtube video

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Bigfoot vs six million dollar man

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16 hours ago, pollardsvision said:

 I almost crossed the line, but then I remembered the title of this thread. 

:goodposting: Took 63 pages for me, but it was bound to happen eventually.

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Gravy

turkey gravy

beef gravy

sausage gravy

country gravy

red eye gravy 

Chocolate gravy

using “gravy” to refer to tomato sauce 

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22 hours ago, urbanhack said:

Bigfoot vs six million dollar man

 

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in THIS thread shuke will rate things

 

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12 hours ago, Dan Lambskin said:

Gravy

turkey gravy

beef gravy

sausage gravy

country gravy

red eye gravy 

Chocolate gravy

using “gravy” to refer to tomato sauce 

Gravy 8

turkey gravy 10

beef gravy 7

sausage gravy 10

country gravy 7

red eye gravy 6

Chocolate gravy 5

using “gravy” to refer to tomato sauce  2

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Returning to a position you were laid off from a few months prior, knowing full well you'll bounce at the earliest opportunity since you don't trust management?

 

5 minutes ago, The General said:

Ohio

Texas

Florida

England

"I/O Error.  ShukeRankTM  does not support negative integers."

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