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Jim Norton has mentioned this several times, I never knew this was a thing. Do you stand up while wiping your butt?
I tried to "search" and got nothing but the search function hasn't really worked for me since the update.Wasn't this recently done?
That's pretty ####ty.I tried to "search" and got nothing but the search function hasn't really worked for me since the update.
#bigwillyproblemsIf I don't stand and instead lean forward to gain access to the area to be cleaned... I often have a problem with little Hulk either bouncing off the porcelain or even going for a quick dip. As that scenario is very undesirable, I stand up to wipe.
I wouldn't say it is just that... I'm just a big guy in general... 6'4" and all. So, I can't get access without a scoot up and lean. So, its probably a combination of those factors.#bigwillyproblems
christ, how big are your cocknballs? or maybe you need to adjust the water level??If I don't stand and instead lean forward to gain access to the area to be cleaned... I often have a problem with little Hulk either bouncing off the porcelain or even going for a quick dip. As that scenario is very undesirable, I stand up to wipe.
this.I like to finish things up standing. Seems like I get a deeper clean.
#bigwillie&perfectheightproblemsI wouldn't say it is just that... I'm just a big guy in general... 6'4" and all. So, I can't get access without a scoot up and lean. So, its probably a combination of those factors.
Love, I give up.#bigwillie&perfectheightproblems
Likewise, I never knew sitting down was a thing wtf. How does the motion actually work? Cause wouldn't your hand be blocked by the toilet while sitting?Jim Norton has mentioned this several times, I never knew this was a thing. Do you stand up while wiping your butt?
:blink:Likewise, I never knew sitting down was a thing wtf. How does the motion actually work? Cause wouldn't your hand be blocked by the toilet while sitting?
maybe some wimmens can help us out here ...?Likewise, I never knew sitting down was a thing wtf. How does the motion actually work? Cause wouldn't your hand be blocked by the toilet while sitting?
ThisLikewise, I never knew sitting down was a thing wtf. How does the motion actually work? Cause wouldn't your hand be blocked by the toilet while sitting?
This is the name of my next mixtape.are my buns too steely and firm?
Describe the wiping while sitting down part. I just can't wrap my mind around this visual.I use a combination, a few wipes sitting down, then the stand and squat wipe to ensure everything is taken care of.
If I follow your instructions, I dip my baby maker in the water I just defecated in. No thanks.I don't even understand the world I live in. Are you standing wipers just continuing the practice your mamma's wiped you with? The correct method is you sit, lean forward (which gives great access to the offending area), and wipe. It offers fantastic access to the area to be wiped and you're much more still since you're not trying to stabilize your fat ### while leaning forward and squatting.
What in the name of Wild Wild Sports is going on around here?
Never tried the lean... I'll give it a go next timeOr you could just lean to one side for crissakes.
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Oh the love of god, it's more of a tilt/lean to the right or left. Jeez man, I can't believe I have to explain how you should be wiping yourself.If I follow your instructions, I dip my baby maker in the water I just defecated in. No thanks.
Perhaps a short video will the trick. TIAOh the love of god, it's more of a tilt/lean to the right or left. Jeez man, I can't believe I have to explain how you should be wiping yourself.
I have my maid lick my bunghole clean.I'm a Footballguy, I don't wipe myself my maid takes care of that.
Fanatic about getting your bunghole clean, frivolously spending money. It's like I don't even know you.I can only achieve maximum cleanliness with a hot wash rag. I get some super cheap ones, and throw them away after one use. I have a pretty huge supply at work and home. It's by far the most expensive way to wipe (unless you hire a wiping maid), but other than using Vaseline on your bum or something to avoid sticking, I can't get 100% clean without hot water and a vigorous scrub... the stupid wet wipes are worthless to me.
This its more squat wiping than stand wiping. The cheeks are still spread apart and it creates space to eliminate the chance of your knuckles coming in contact to what's in the toilet bowl.Yes, this has been covered.
And no, stand wipers do not stand straight up. It's a bent-kneed hover or crouch. ### 6" to a foot or so off the rim, depending on height & technique.
I have no interest in wiping my ### while still attached to the bowl, like the majority of you.
I remember that thread but forgot who it was. Was it you who claimed at one time you left the used washcloths in the shower for the housekeeper to collect and wash?I can only achieve maximum cleanliness with a hot wash rag. I get some super cheap ones, and throw them away after one use. I have a pretty huge supply at work and home. It's by far the most expensive way to wipe (unless you hire a wiping maid), but other than using Vaseline on your bum or something to avoid sticking, I can't get 100% clean without hot water and a vigorous scrub... the stupid wet wipes are worthless to me.