I thought I was the only one. It's ridiculous.The most inefficient way to navigate the grocery store aisles.
I find that working in a "that's pretty crazy" with random intonations and cadence at a similar interval does the trick with less effort.You can tune in every 30 seconds or so, ask a question about what you just heard, and it seems like you've been listening the whole time.
originalky I thought this was four # but then I saw it was five #How to ##### and moan
Oh, she remembers it alright.If she says something and you don't remember it, it's because you don't care enough.
If you say something and she doesn't remember it, it's because it never happened.
Considering you surround yourself with elephants, I can understand you having this mindsetOh, she remembers it alright.
Who are you?Considering you surround yourself with elephants, I can understand you having this mindset
Drop your shorts and bend over Mr Babarthat a finger up your butt feels good
They were 50% off. So I bought 4.If it is on sale, it must be a good deal!
And your filthy head is only allowed on two of themThat a bed "just looks better" with 42 F-ING pillows
That I love myself more than I can ever love some stranger that I learned to make a life with...That all of the successes, accolades, and victories in the rest of my life are meaningless without someone to share them with when I get home.
That none of the failures, embarrassments, or losses in my life can break me with that someone there when I get home.