I'm at my in-laws - ask me anything (trying to stay non-stabby) (1 Viewer)

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

omfg. Staying with in-laws in NE Ohio. Five and a half days and my father-in-law is already pushing me toward the stabby range.

Just trying to stay sane.

Ask me anything in order to save a life or two.

Buckychudd · Jul 25, 2016

First off, how are you?

RUSF18 · Jul 25, 2016

Give us a 1 or 0 on:

- MIL when she was your wife's age

- MIL when you first met her

- MIL today.

Peyton Marino · Jul 25, 2016

are we doing the cincy FF leeg again this year?

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Buckychudd said:
First off, how are you?

Getting a little edgy. Father-in-law won't let up about my son my the tv upstairs and believes that it has messed up the direct tv service (which it hasn't).

Mookie · Jul 25, 2016

Does the FIL know all, or even some, of the dirty things you've done with his daughter?

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

RUSF18 said:
Give us a 1 or 0 on:

- MIL when she was your wife's age

- MIL when you first met her

- MIL today.

wife's age - 5

when I first met her - 5 (about the same age as my wife now)

today - 1 (she's 82 but doesn't look it ...still)

Buckychudd · Jul 25, 2016

What's the best movie you've seen this year, either rental or in theater?

otb_lifer · Jul 25, 2016

WTF HAPPENED TO '70S MUSIC DRAFT AFTERMATH DISCUSSION??!?1

mutha#######, what, Hildo's ####show canceled our fun?

:shrug:

tone1oc · Jul 25, 2016

Binky The Doormat said:
wife's age - 5

when I first met her - 5 (about the same age as my wife now)

today - 1 (she's 82 but doesn't look it ...still)

I don't think you understand the binary system of judging women.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Peyton Marino said:
are we doing the cincy FF leeg again this year?

I threw that out there a while back and I think you may have been the only one that responded.

I would like to - but not sure I will make a special trip from Arkansas for it.

Mookie · Jul 25, 2016

What's the heat index in Cinci right now?

RUSF18 · Jul 25, 2016

tone1oc said:
I don't think you understand the binary system of judging women.

No, he does...he just "1ed" her at 82 years old. Good for him, appreciate the honesty.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Mookie said:
Does the FIL know all, or even some, of the dirty things you've done with his daughter?

I would guess, he just doesn't like thinking about it.

Also, I wish his daughter was dirtier.

dutch · Jul 25, 2016

If you do end up going stabby, how and where will you dispose of the bodies? And, will you let the wife in on your dark secret or will you keep it to yourself?

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Mookie said:
What's the heat index in Cinci right now?

I'm in the Akron area - its usually muggy/hot here.

87 - index says feels like 90.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Buckychudd said:
What's the best movie you've seen this year, either rental or in theater?

Have to think - will get back

ETA: Probably the Big Short from Redbox.

James Daulton · Jul 25, 2016

Ask the old man his he feels about the current state of the country. Report back tomorrow when he's done.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

otb_lifer said:
WTF HAPPENED TO '70S MUSIC DRAFT AFTERMATH DISCUSSION??!?1

mutha#######, what, Hildo's ####show canceled our fun?

I didn't participate much in the after discussion since most of it centered around having to make forced choices between music that was often very different.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

dutch said:
If you do end up going stabby, how and where will you dispose of the bodies? And, will you let the wife in on your dark secret or will you keep it to yourself?

Hey, I've seen enough Lt. Joe Kendra shows to know that I may have already ruined my chances with getting away with it by posting here.

Note: backyard with the shovel.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Father-in-law just came in to ask why I used the Audi logo coffee mug ...it's his last one and doesn't want me to break it.

Zegras11 · Jul 25, 2016

Binky The Doormat said:
Father-in-law just came in asked why I used the Audi logo coffee mug ...it's his last one and doesn't want me to break it.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Getzlaf15 said:

Exactly.

I think I am going to have a third large cup and do a lot of slurping to remind him I'm using it.

The extra caffeine isn't going to help this situation.

Dan Lambskin · Jul 25, 2016

Where would you feel comfortable drafting Vernon Davis this year?

Zegras11 · Jul 25, 2016

Binky The Doormat said:
Exactly.

I think I am going to have a third large cup and do a lot of slurping to remind him I'm using it.

The extra caffeine isn't going to help this situation.

Don't Noonan · Jul 25, 2016

Who do you like more?

McGarnicle or Dan Lambskin?

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Dan Lambskin said:
Where would you feel comfortable drafting Vernon Davis this year?

Stick with Eric Ebron ...go early.

gianmarco · Jul 25, 2016

Start hiding knives.

Bucky86 · Jul 25, 2016

How many times have you and your wife :pickle:

since you've been there?

Zegras11 · Jul 25, 2016

Binky The Doormat said:
Exactly.

I think I am going to have a third large cup and do a lot of slurping to remind him I'm using it.

The extra caffeine isn't going to help this situation.

When you are done, get up in front of him and fumble it in the air and catch it and walk away like nothing happened.

Flying Spaghetti Monster · Jul 25, 2016

Is the Sister in law hotter than the wife?

Poke_4_Life · Jul 25, 2016

Binky The Doormat said:
Father-in-law just came in to ask why I used the Audi logo coffee mug ...it's his last one and doesn't want me to break it.

Tell him Audi's suck and you already chipped it. Report back.

Dan Lambskin · Jul 25, 2016

How much have you bet on the Zips in your lifetime?

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Getzlaf15 said:
When you are done, get up in front of him and fumble it in the air and catch it and walk away like nothing happened.

My luck the tile floor would smash it.

I don't want to give me any real reason. This keeps me clean on the wife side. And I get special "rubs" later for being so patient with him.

Van Dyman · Jul 25, 2016

Binky The Doormat said:
Father-in-law just came in to ask why I used the Audi logo coffee mug ...it's his last one and doesn't want me to break it.

Audi, eh? He keeps a super valuable, one-of-a-kind collectibles in the cupboard with regular coffee mugs?

ETA: Get him some kind of showcase to keep it in next Christmas.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Bucky86 said:
How many times have you and your wife since you've been there?

Zero. Got in for a late supper last night and she went to bed way before I did (per usual anyway ...)

Remember guy - I'm 58 and wife just turned 53. It happens ...just not as much as I would like.

Al O'Pecia · Jul 25, 2016

Have you asked the in-laws how much they're leaving you and your wife in their will?

George Jefferson Airplane · Jul 25, 2016

Do they have a pool? Can your FIL swim?

See where I'm going with this...

Tackling Dummies · Jul 25, 2016

Find the opposite of your FIL's POTUS candidate and start a political conversation endorsing the opposite. Report back.

GregR · Jul 25, 2016

Binky The Doormat said:
Father-in-law just came in to ask why I used the Audi logo coffee mug ...it's his last one and doesn't want me to break it.

Look at it as an opportunity.

Now your Xmas shopping for him will be a breeze.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Flying Spaghetti Monster said:
Is the Sister in law hotter than the wife?

Quite a few years ago, her sister was a knock-out. Cute face, skinny, giant melons. However, she was/is crazier than a bagful of rabid racoons. She lives in Florida now.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Don't Noonan said:
Who do you like more?

McGarnicle or Dan Lambskin?

I like them both. I think Dan kind of likes me.

Pretty sure McGarnicle would say "who?" or maybe "I would say 'sucks' if I ever thought about him" - if asked.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Dan Lambskin said:
How much have you bet on the Zips in your lifetime?

Never. You can't even count on them to beat a spread in the MAC much less reliably win.

Kafka · Jul 25, 2016

Binky The Doormat said:
Zero. Got in for a late supper last night and she went to bed way before I did (per usual anyway ...)

Remember guy - I'm 58 and wife just turned 53. It happens ...just not as much as I would like.

I'm 43, wife is 38... what's"it", & how does it "happen"?...refresh my memory...

Al O'Pecia · Jul 25, 2016

Binky The Doormat said:
Quite a few years ago, her sister was a knock-out. Cute face, skinny, giant melons. However, she was/is crazier than a bagful of rabid racoons.

Sounds like a lot of wild, happy nights for her boyfriend.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

VandyMan said:
Audi, eh? He keeps a super valuable, one-of-a-kind collectibles in the cupboard with regular coffee mugs?

ETA: Get him some kind of showcase to keep it in next Christmas.

It will go nicely with the wolf head and indian ceramics displayed currently in the glass curio cabinet.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Al O'Pecia said:
Binky The Doormat said:

Quite a few years ago, her sister was a knock-out. Cute face, skinny, giant melons. However, she was/is crazier than a bagful of rabid racoons.

Click to expand...

Sounds like a lot of wild, happy nights for her boyfriend.

Four times divorced. Haven't seen a one of them once since each divorce.

They ran. They ran hard and far.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

Kafka said:
I'm 43, wife is 38... what's"it", & how does it "happen"?...refresh my memory...

I recommend the hamster site with the "x" in front of it. Those girls will do things my wife would never do.

Then use your imagination.

And it won't cost you a week or more of ### kissing.

Binky The Doormat · Jul 25, 2016

On the lighter side, I still have almost a whole Marion's Pizza wrapped up in the fridge from visiting my mom in the Dayton, OH area before coming here.

I am not sharing.

Glass Joe · Jul 25, 2016

Swensons while you're in town?

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