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How often do you view porn in public on your smartphone? (1 Viewer)

How often do you view porn in public on your smartphone?

  • Never. It's never even dawned on me to watch porn in public.

    Votes: 98 69.0%

  • Never. But only because I'm too scared of getting caught.

    Votes: 7 4.9%

  • I've done it once or twice, but I feel too weird doing it.

    Votes: 11 7.7%

  • I'll do it occasionally, but not all the time.

    Votes: 15 10.6%

  • I do it often. Why not?

    Votes: 9 6.3%

  • I have a public porn addiction, and I need help.

    Votes: 2 1.4%
  • Total voters
    142
Al O'Pecia

Al O'Pecia

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My wife rocked my world so hard a couple nights ago that I was still randy all day yesterday.  My public transit to and and from work was spent discretely checking out pron on my smartphone, and I kept ducking into a work restroom stall to do some quick viewing because I couldn't get my mind off of sex.

 
FUBAR said:
Next poll - How often, after good sex do you need to view porn?
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If you eat something amazing does your mind yearn for more of it even if you just had a taste? 

The more mind-blowing the drug, the more the addict yearns for it.  

 
Al O'Pecia said:
If you eat something amazing does your mind yearn for more of it even if you just had a taste? 

The more mind-blowing the drug, the more the addict yearns for it.  
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If I just had prime rib I don't start craving cube steak. 

But if I imagine you're a woman this makes more sense and is a lot hotter :excited:

 
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I don't view porn in public, but in college, I regularly jerked off in the library bathroom. This was back in the late 90's. No computer in the dorm room. Of course, no access to oodles of free porn like there is now. No good place to jerk off with a roommate. I did most of my studying in the library, but sometimes, I'd get bored and rubbing one out in the library bathroom was the perfect study break. 

 
RUSF18 said:
Do you just dip your balls in or are you poking the shaft down too?
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I can't speak for RUSF, but shaft down is the way to go, though stand and turn works fine too.

During my adolescence, I became somewhat of an expert on rubbing one out on the toilet. Shared a room with my brother growing up (same bed for most of that time). Had a roommate in college. Shared a room a the frat house. Moved into an apartment senior year, but had a GF that moved in pretty much immediately. I might've been 22 or 23 before I truly had my own room for the first time in my life.

For the entire first half of my life, the horniest half, jerking off on the toilet was essentially my only option. Frankly, jerking off anywhere else seemed weird until somewhat recently.

Rarely do it anymore, but suffice it to say, I can understand the urge and/or necessity. 

Also, I used to drive a lot for work and became quite proficient at doing it at 80MPH down the highway. 

 
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pollardsvision said:
I don't view porn in public, but in college, I regularly jerked off in the library bathroom. This was back in the late 90's. No computer in the dorm room. Of course, no access to oodles of free porn like there is now. No good place to jerk off with a roommate. I did most of my studying in the library, but sometimes, I'd get bored and rubbing one out in the library bathroom was the perfect study break. 
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Wtf?   you were doing it wrong. I did it with a real girl on the roof of the science building, in the women's bathroom, threesomes at the cafeteria.....can't imagine needing to jerk off during my college years.  Sorry, just weird. 

Carry on. 

 
pollardsvision said:
I can't speak for RUSF, but shaft down is the way to go, though stand and turn works fine too.

During my adolescence, I became somewhat of an expert on rubbing one out on the toilet. Shared a room with my brother growing up (same bed for most of that time). Had a roommate in college. Shared a room a the frat house. Moved into an apartment senior year, but had a GF that moved in pretty much immediately. I might've been 22 or 23 before I truly had my own room for the first time in my life.

For the entire first half of my life, the horniest half, jerking off on the toilet was essentially my only option. Frankly, jerking off anywhere else seemed weird until somewhat recently.

Rarely do it anymore, but suffice it to say, I can understand the urge and/or necessity. 

Also, I used to drive a lot for work and became quite proficient at doing it at 80MPH down the highway. 
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Ugh. Can't unread. 

 
pollardsvision said:
I don't view porn in public, but in college, I regularly jerked off in the library bathroom. This was back in the late 90's. No computer in the dorm room. Of course, no access to oodles of free porn like there is now. No good place to jerk off with a roommate. I did most of my studying in the library, but sometimes, I'd get bored and rubbing one out in the library bathroom was the perfect study break. 
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I'll confess to this too. Also in the late 90s. But in a college library you don't need porn with the droves of hot girls in skimpy sweats and t-shirts frolicking about. Sometimes I had to rub one out in the bathroom -- it was the only way I could clear my head to get back to studying.

 
Capella said:
Good God. Is this shtick? 
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No. We have 4 single occupancy bathrooms in the floor and I've jacked it in two of them.

i have one in particular that I like best because the wifi signal is strongest.

if it's occupied I'll come back later

 
The poll results show the FFA is dominated by guys who are going to be on the wrong side of history on this issue.  Be more progressive.

 
You gotta be kidding, who the hell watches porn in public? Pretty sure I'm the horniest guy on this board and I've never done that. :lol:  

Anywho, I would recommend a way better alternative to porn: you and your wife should make home movies. Hell, create a library.

 
Gachi said:
You gotta be kidding, who the hell watches porn in public? Pretty sure I'm the horniest guy on this board and I've never done that. :lol:
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Well, apparently you're not.

I know of people losing their jobs because they just had to look at porn on a work computer. I feel like I'm a pretty avid porn fan, but i can't even imagine not being able to make it through a work day without viewing.

 
:unsure: Interestig.

Maybe I'm not the horndog I thought I was. 

 
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Sometimes I'll close the door in my office and watch a little porn (without masturbating) but even that's rare.  The odd thing is that if I'm doing a typical 8 hour day at work, I probably only average 4 hours of actual work.  The rest of the time is surfing the net.  Now I'm wondering why I don't watch more porn at work.  It may be time to go to the dollar store and get a new box of tissues.......

 
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