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I have. She finds the whole thing silly.chet said:Has anyone shared this thread or story with their wife? Be honest.
I haven't.
I have. She finds the whole thing silly.chet said:Has anyone shared this thread or story with their wife? Be honest.
I haven't.
I hadn't, but then had to when the very next post had me giggling like a schoolgirl with her sitting next to me in bedchet said:Has anyone shared this thread or story with their wife? Be honest.
I haven't.
I'll ask her if that's what she wants next time I see her.She wants you to dump on her neck.
Not a chance. I don't need my wife expecting chivalry from me.chet said:Has anyone shared this thread or story with their wife? Be honest.
I haven't.
You're pot committed now.mannnn, #### y'all
So as to not leave the thread hanging, I try to leave a quick update, literally typing as I'm loading my kids into the car headed to school, and yeah, pretty much come back to what I expected. Will not make that mistake twice.
Not even worth the detail of yesterday at this point. It'll be the same 7 or 8 pages of ####.
mannnn, #### y'all
So as to not leave the thread hanging, I try to leave a quick update, literally typing as I'm loading my kids into the car headed to school, and yeah, pretty much come back to what I expected. Will not make that mistake twice.
Not even worth the detail of yesterday at this point. It'll be the same 7 or 8 pages of ####.
this is why we can't have nice thingsmannnn, #### y'all
So as to not leave the thread hanging, I try to leave a quick update, literally typing as I'm loading my kids into the car headed to school, and yeah, pretty much come back to what I expected. Will not make that mistake twice.
Not even worth the detail of yesterday at this point. It'll be the same 7 or 8 pages of ####.
mannnn, #### y'all
So as to not leave the thread hanging, I try to leave a quick update, literally typing as I'm loading my kids into the car headed to school, and yeah, pretty much come back to what I expected. Will not make that mistake twice.
Not even worth the detail of yesterday at this point. It'll be the same 7 or 8 pages of ####.
Dude just stop. This is entertainment for us. Share what you feel is appropriate but don't take the FFA so seriously.Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this.
I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made. I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip.
I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke.
If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way.
I can only speak for myself, but I do get that, and I'm fine with the withheld information. For whatever odd reason many of us have been drawn to this whole ordeal and would enjoy the updates regardless of information being withheld. Too much time has been spent for it to end like this!Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this.
I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made. I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip.
I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke.
If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way.
Nothing has happened. Our hero is taking it slow. They have hugged. Our hero has beaten his meat so much these days it looks like raw hamburger meat, or a bicycle handle grip. YWIAJesus, I checked this thread a couple days ago ad it was at 42. Now its at 86. 86!!!!!
Cliffnotes starting after the BBQ plz. I dont have enough time in 2016 to read 44 more pages.
They went to the zoo but it rained. Jumped on trampolines. Played some games. Had a 2.25 hour coffee date. Hugged. Hugged again. Hugged again, but this time for 1.5 hours. Now he's talking about bailing on the thread.Jesus, I checked this thread a couple days ago ad it was at 42. Now its at 86. 86!!!!!
Cliffnotes starting after the BBQ plz. I dont have enough time in 2016 to read 44 more pages.
Trampoline park, hundred dollar bill, coffee, talk regarding undisclosed baggage, texting, 2 same night deck hugs, something else last night involving 90 minute hug, martyr shtickJesus, I checked this thread a couple days ago ad it was at 42. Now its at 86. 86!!!!!
Cliffnotes starting after the BBQ plz. I dont have enough time in 2016 to read 44 more pages.
Sounds like somebody needs a hugPerhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this.
I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made. I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip.
I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke.
If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way.
Tongue punching the old fartbox will do that to a fella.James Daulton said:Perhaps our hero has really bad breath but wears a fantastic cologne.
It's different. It's a fun thread. It's even more fun not knowing the big detail that's missing as it's like playing detective in a soap. What you think is/should be happening by now because of .... isn't. What? No kiss at hug #2?!@# It's funny. Worth all the chit I get, if I really cared..I can only speak for myself, but I do get that, and I'm fine with the withheld information. For whatever odd reason many of us have been drawn to this whole ordeal and would enjoy the updates regardless of information being withheld. Too much time has been spent for it to end like this!
You don't need to post personal information but it wouldn't hurt to describe things a little more than "we talked and hugged for 1.5 hours".Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details.
Exactly, which is why he can't bail now.It's different. It's a fun thread. It's even more fun not knowing the big detail that's missing as it's like playing detective in a soap. What you think is/should be happening by now because of .... isn't. What? No kiss at hug #2?!@# It's funny. Worth all the chit I get, if I really cared..
My boss would probably want this considering my productivity at work has gone straight down the tubes the last week. Directly correlates to when I started following this thread.Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this.
I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made. I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip.
I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke.
If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way.
It's his personal business. If he wants to share, he will. If not or if he thinks it isn't inappropriate, he won't.You don't need to post personal information but it wouldn't hurt to describe things a little more than "we talked and hugged for 1.5 hours".
Thanks.proninja said:She seems to be pretty into him, initiating PG physical contact
money.never.sleeps is like ESL Gordon Gekko. The bad version.
People who have read Neil Strauss books sound a little rapey on the internet eacock:
If you describe men and their actions as alpha/beta you sound like you're posting from your mom's basement
Everyone in here is an utter expert on seducing women
Every woman responds to men in exactly the same way according to our experts
It's way better than the Trump thread or the Kapernick thread, so here we are.
Too late now, she has cinched the hold.Thanks.
If this chick's divorce isn't final, I'd back away slowly.
Yep.Thanks.
If this chick's divorce isn't final, I'd back away slowly.
I don't want to speak for anybody else--but I'm actually happy and grateful that you are not posting complete details. First of all---I personally don't want to be a creep--nor do I have any desire to feel like one. I appreciate you not giving details specific enough to make me feel that way. Also--I appreciate you not compromising her identity and privacy. What her name is and how she exactly looks has no bearing to the entertainment value of this thread. Not that you are asking for any advice--but if I were to offer some--keep doing what you are doing. This thread makes people happy and keeps people entertained. Don't feel pressured to disclose any more than you feel comfortable doing so. With that being said--I look forward to the next "not too specific" update!!!Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this.
I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made. I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip.
I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke.
If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way.
Best thread of 2016. Great story inspires great comedy. You have provided a canvas for the FFA to bring its best back into the light. Ignore the noise, share what you can, but keep this train rolling. I, for one, can't go back to the mundane existence I eked out prior to being exposed to the NRJ & Mona Lisa story.Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this.
I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made. I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip.
I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke.
If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way.
so lamemannnn, #### y'all
So as to not leave the thread hanging, I try to leave a quick update, literally typing as I'm loading my kids into the car headed to school, and yeah, pretty much come back to what I expected. Will not make that mistake twice.
Not even worth the detail of yesterday at this point. It'll be the same 7 or 8 pages of ####.
this. and stop taking the ffa so seriouslyC'mon, man. You stopped in this morning and all you basically said was you had a 90 minute hug. What did you expect to happen?
The thread is going great. Don't bail. Enough of the martyr shtick. You're wasting time. Get to the details.
Signed,
everyone