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Nathan R. Jessep

Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on.

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2 minutes ago, James Daulton said:

WTF is our hero?

My guess is Hawaii trying to woo a semi-hot Asian girl to come back and be his PA again.

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1 hour ago, chet said:

Has anyone shared this thread or story with their wife?  Be honest.

I haven't.

I have. She finds the whole thing silly.

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1 hour ago, chet said:

Has anyone shared this thread or story with their wife?  Be honest.

I haven't.

I hadn't, but then had to when the very next post had me giggling like a schoolgirl with her sitting next to me in bed

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2 hours ago, chet said:

Has anyone shared this thread or story with their wife?  Be honest.

I haven't.

Not a chance.  I don't need my wife expecting chivalry from me.

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mannnn, #### y'all :lol:

So as to not leave the thread hanging, I try to leave a quick update, literally typing as I'm loading my kids into the car headed to school, and yeah, pretty much come back to what I expected. Will not make that mistake twice.

Not even worth the detail of yesterday at this point. It'll be the same 7 or 8 pages of ####. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

mannnn, #### y'all :lol:

So as to not leave the thread hanging, I try to leave a quick update, literally typing as I'm loading my kids into the car headed to school, and yeah, pretty much come back to what I expected. Will not make that mistake twice.

Not even worth the detail of yesterday at this point. It'll be the same 7 or 8 pages of ####. 

 

You're pot committed now. 

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5 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

mannnn, #### y'all :lol:

So as to not leave the thread hanging, I try to leave a quick update, literally typing as I'm loading my kids into the car headed to school, and yeah, pretty much come back to what I expected. Will not make that mistake twice.

Not even worth the detail of yesterday at this point. It'll be the same 7 or 8 pages of ####. 

 

:fishing:

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6 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

mannnn, #### y'all :lol:

So as to not leave the thread hanging, I try to leave a quick update, literally typing as I'm loading my kids into the car headed to school, and yeah, pretty much come back to what I expected. Will not make that mistake twice.

Not even worth the detail of yesterday at this point. It'll be the same 7 or 8 pages of ####. 

 

this is why we can't have nice things

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10 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

mannnn, #### y'all :lol:

So as to not leave the thread hanging, I try to leave a quick update, literally typing as I'm loading my kids into the car headed to school, and yeah, pretty much come back to what I expected. Will not make that mistake twice.

Not even worth the detail of yesterday at this point. It'll be the same 7 or 8 pages of ####. 

 

:fishing:

 

NRJ putting on a Master level class here.

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Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this. 

I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made.  I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip. 

I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke. 

If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way. 

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1 minute ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this. 

I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made.  I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip. 

I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke. 

If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way. 

Dude just stop.  This is entertainment for us.  Share what you feel is appropriate but don't take the FFA so seriously.

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1 minute ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this. 

I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made.  I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip. 

I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke. 

If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way. 

I can only speak for myself, but I do get that, and I'm fine with the withheld information. For whatever odd reason many of us have been drawn to this whole ordeal and would enjoy the updates regardless of information being withheld. Too much time has been spent for it to end like this!

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C'mon, man.  You stopped in this morning and all you basically said was you had a 90 minute hug.  What did you expect to happen? 

The thread is going great. Don't bail. Enough of the martyr shtick. You're wasting time. Get to the details.

Signed,

everyone

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It's more fun with us just filling in the gaps with whatever our own assumptions are.  It's like art IMO

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Also by taking the Lord's name in vain we've now proven you're not a Joe alias, destroying that tinfoilhat theory

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Jesus, I checked this thread a couple days ago ad it was at 42. Now its at 86. 86!!!!!

 

Cliffnotes starting after the BBQ plz. I dont have enough time in 2016 to read 44 more pages.

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1 minute ago, Wingnut said:

Jesus, I checked this thread a couple days ago ad it was at 42. Now its at 86. 86!!!!!

 

Cliffnotes starting after the BBQ plz. I dont have enough time in 2016 to read 44 more pages.

Nothing has happened. Our hero is taking it slow.  They have hugged.  Our hero has beaten his meat so much these days it looks like raw hamburger meat, or a bicycle handle grip.  YWIA

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5 minutes ago, Wingnut said:

Jesus, I checked this thread a couple days ago ad it was at 42. Now its at 86. 86!!!!!

 

Cliffnotes starting after the BBQ plz. I dont have enough time in 2016 to read 44 more pages.

They went to the zoo but it rained. Jumped on trampolines. Played some games. Had a 2.25 hour coffee date. Hugged. Hugged again. Hugged again, but this time for 1.5 hours. Now he's talking about bailing on the thread. 

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1 minute ago, Wingnut said:

Jesus, I checked this thread a couple days ago ad it was at 42. Now its at 86. 86!!!!!

 

Cliffnotes starting after the BBQ plz. I dont have enough time in 2016 to read 44 more pages.

Trampoline park, hundred dollar bill, coffee, talk regarding undisclosed baggage, texting, 2 same night deck hugs, something else last night involving 90 minute hug, martyr shtick

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Genuinely interested in how this turns out.  Most of us, if not all, are rooting for you and appreciate the updates.   At least tell us what the "90 minute" hug was all about.

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You HARD delete or stop update I'll order the ### #### code red.

Pretty sure everyone is pulling you gb. Just busting balls along the way.

Jerk

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19 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this. 

I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made.  I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip. 

I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke. 

If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way. 

Sounds like somebody needs a hug

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11 hours ago, James Daulton said:

Perhaps our hero has really bad breath but wears a fantastic cologne.  

Tongue punching the old fartbox will do that to a fella.

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Tug the horn, come back tomorrow

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15 minutes ago, guitarmonkiy said:

I can only speak for myself, but I do get that, and I'm fine with the withheld information. For whatever odd reason many of us have been drawn to this whole ordeal and would enjoy the updates regardless of information being withheld. Too much time has been spent for it to end like this!

It's different. It's a fun thread. It's even more fun not knowing the big detail that's missing as it's like playing detective in a soap. What you think is/should be happening by now because of .... isn't. What? No kiss at hug #2?!@#  It's funny. Worth all the chit I get, if I really cared.. :thumbup:

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Don't let a few bad cheese wedges spoil the bunch NRJ!!!

 

ive invested all 87 pages into this odyssey... And that's not at all depressing or embarrassing in the least

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The day I start a thread that goes for 80+ pages (####, 5 pages) about me NOT getting laid I give anyone that knows me in real life permission to kill me.

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Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details.

You don't need to post personal information but it wouldn't hurt to describe things a little more than "we talked and hugged for 1.5 hours". 

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8 minutes ago, CurlyNight said:

It's different. It's a fun thread. It's even more fun not knowing the big detail that's missing as it's like playing detective in a soap. What you think is/should be happening by now because of .... isn't. What? No kiss at hug #2?!@#  It's funny. Worth all the chit I get, if I really cared.. :thumbup:

Exactly, which is why he can't bail now. 

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51 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this. 

I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made.  I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip. 

I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke. 

If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way. 

My boss would probably want this considering my productivity at work has gone straight down the tubes the last week. Directly correlates to when I started following this thread. 

In all honesty, I do understand where you're coming from. I agree with it. Good luck in your endeavors. I'm pulling out once and for all from this point forward. What happens will happen, regardless of what goes on in this thread. If it works out, great. If not, no harm no foul. Life goes on with or without this female.

Good luck. I'm literally going to see if I can block the link to this thread via my wifi now. :D

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16 minutes ago, cstu said:

You don't need to post personal information but it wouldn't hurt to describe things a little more than "we talked and hugged for 1.5 hours". 

It's his personal business. If he wants to share, he will. If not or if he thinks it isn't inappropriate, he won't. 

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22 hours ago, proninja said:

She seems to be pretty into him, initiating PG physical contact

money.never.sleeps is like ESL Gordon Gekko. The bad version.

People who have read Neil Strauss books sound a little rapey on the internet :peacock:

If you describe men and their actions as alpha/beta you sound like you're posting from your mom's basement

Everyone in here is an utter expert on seducing women 

Every woman responds to men in exactly the same way according to our experts

It's way better than the Trump thread or the Kapernick thread, so here we are. 

Thanks.  

If this chick's divorce isn't final, I'd back away slowly.

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1 minute ago, shuke said:

Thanks.  

If this chick's divorce isn't final, I'd back away slowly.

Too late now, she has cinched the hold.

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Fastest swing ever from

self righteous

"I WAS RIGHT! SHE DIDNT WANT TO KISS ME! HA! I SHOWED YOU GUYS!"

to dejected

"YOU GUYS ARE MEAN. NO MORE HUG-UPDATES!"

Evah 

 

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1 hour ago, shuke said:

Thanks.  

If this chick's divorce isn't final, I'd back away slowly.

Yep.

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2 hours ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this. 

I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made.  I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip. 

I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke. 

If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way. 

I don't want to speak for anybody else--but I'm actually happy and grateful that you are not posting complete details.  First of all---I personally don't want to be a creep--nor do I have any desire to feel like one.   I appreciate you not giving details specific enough to make me feel that way.   Also--I appreciate you not compromising her identity and privacy.   What her name is and how she exactly looks has no bearing to the entertainment value of this thread.   Not that you are asking for any advice--but if I were to offer some--keep doing what you are doing.   This thread makes people happy and keeps people entertained.   Don't feel pressured to disclose any more than you feel comfortable doing so.    With that being said--I look forward to the next "not too specific" update!!!

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Like I said, it's like a soap. The writers have the pen in their hand. We want it to go this way, it looks like it but it doesn't. Why? We are left guessing and coming back for more. Details are always left out which makes it harder to figure out the ending, and this story will have an ending of friends or relationship or neither. I'm vested enough to want to know which, God knows I have the time. And I'm glad to hear that no matter what happens, he's enjoyed these moments.

Since most of us want our friend to be happy, I don't see why the non-schtick outbursts and questions are hammered to death. This thread has the makings of us wanting to come back just to see if it's still just a hug. Those who say they're done here, aren't. They may not post but they are browsing through the pages..

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2 hours ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

Perhaps it is maybe not fair for me to post details when I can't and won't post COMPLETE details. To be honest, I never thought it'd be an issue. I never thought anyone (much less a lot of anyones) would give 2 ####s about all this. 

I'm fine with the jokes, the ribbing, the poor advice and all that. I have thick skin. But I am asking for a bit of leeway, and that you respect the fact that I will not compromise neither this woman's identity, nor my own integrity, for the sake of a ### #### internet message board thread. And because of that, you have to understand there are things I will not share that I realize are crucial to this story, and absolutely crucial to the decisions and actions I have made.  I have probably done myself a bit of a disservice by posting pretty much everything I have done, without posting everything that brought me to the decisions that I made. Most of the flack and jokes I've taken are a product of that partial information, which Curly has alluded to several times. She, and a few others, seem to get that. The rest either don't get it or don't care. I'm not upset about it. I've been around here a long time, mostly as a lurker in the FFA. Hell, that's what 95% of this forum is anyway. I just don't want anyone to feel duped. You have my word of honor as a man, this is not a fishing trip. 

I do sincerely appreciate the time everyone has taken, even if just to make a terrible joke. 

If everyone would prefer, I can just stop updating it, we'll lock it down, and I'll go on my way. 

Best thread of 2016. Great story inspires great comedy.  You have provided a canvas for the FFA to bring its best back into the light.  Ignore the noise, share what you can, but keep this train rolling.  I, for one, can't go back to the mundane existence I eked out prior to being exposed to the NRJ & Mona Lisa story.  

 

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You know I've been on your side all along. That being said, I would stop posting. Someone will eventually wheel house you irl because it's the internet and people are dumb. Would blow your whole relationship. Plus you risk your new woman finding out about this thread.  It's a great thread but you have much to lose and very little to gain at this point. You've cemented yourself and this thread in the FFA hall of fame

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