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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

MikeIke said:
Did he already mention this? I must have missed it between 34 pages mocking his shirt and 42 pages of hugging.  Maybe help a brother out instead of rolling your eyes? 
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There's a reason we refer to her as Marissa the yoga instructor.

 
I haven't dated in a really long time since I have been married for a ####### LONG time.   When does the topic of secs and "being clean" come up?  I work with a very large population of younger people 20's and 30's and that tell me that during the "wooing stage" the topic of STD's is discussed.  As a healthcare provider anytime I see someone with a tattoo I think hepatitis.  Just my 2 cents.  You have your kids to think about before you start sticking your lil smokie in Marissa's croissant.   GL

 
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M'lord, does this wench happen to have a mare? If so it's quite simple, indeed. Simply bring over your own steed and offer her a horn of ale as you both watch the mounting.

My own horse, Ser Bravely, has gotten my fiddle wet more times than I can count. Verily, friend! HO HO!

 
I've missed this thread for like over a week as I've been in the Shark Pool more since football season has started--but it looks as though our hero is doing well.  I see that we are at 99% woo levels now--and have noticed that he's using the word "steamy" as an adjective for some of their meetings now.    Keep up the great work NRJ!!!  

 
If a woman in her sexual prime years is not wanting to screw you to the point that she makes it happen within a few weeks, something is off.

ETA: I'm responding to like five days ago, fwiw.

 
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lawn darts.....?

you finger blasted her before having the chance to glide your jort crotch crease against her mooseknuckle in a sweaty, rage filled, dry hump session?

all backwards, my man. all backwards.

 
Just going to leave this right here...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/clever-crocodile-shows-off-terrifying-044032189.html

A photographer for NT News, Michael Franchi caught a crocodile performing a very unusual fishing technique. At least, that's the theory being touted to explain why a massive crocodile would swim around with its arms outstretched like it wants a hug.
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I leave this as a foundation NOT that this is a fishing trip (before anyone tries to go there), but that the hug can indeed be an effective way to capture an elusive target.  :coffee:  

 
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