Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
She really seemed into me, I don't think it had to do with the money I was dropping on her. She was a 24 year old Thai broad with pierced nipples and a killer smile.
That is what she told meAre you much cooler than the guys she usually sees in there?
Tampa '94, rolled into one of the strip clubs and this girl and I hit it off, thought for sure she was into me and we exchanged numbers...guess how many times she called me after I dropped a lot of money on her for private shows and dances?She really seemed into me, I don't think it had to do with the money I was dropping on her. She was a 24 year old Thai broad with pierced nipples and a killer smile.
From my experience strippers are vastly unpredictable. On a scale of 1 to 10 with being the most unpredictable a stripper would score 9.994. She probably did like you but, she ends up with the last person she is with before she leaves the veritable dance hall..Tampa '94, rolled into one of the strip clubs and this girl and I hit it off, thought for sure she was into me and we exchanged numbers...guess how many times she called me after I dropped a lot of money on her for private shows and dances?
(Strumming a guitar and sipping a cold one while singing) "Still waiting for that call"...
A guy I worked with took me there a few years ago when I was in town for work. Place is AWESOME.Miami...Tootsies...short stack of cash(1s to tuck in) and sit right on the rail.
Try not wearing sweatpants next time.Lucky! I can never get those girls to pay attention to me. They're always so aloof. Especially when Cherry Pie comes on.
then, how am I going to truly get "all I can eat" from the buffet?Try not wearing sweatpants next time.
Only been in there once. Bachelor party that didn't even stay long enough for me to down a beer.My bachelor party...we're at Rick's in Mpls and a coked-out stripper gets a bloody nose while giving one of my buddies a dance. Sacrificed my free t-shirt to use as a towel. True story.
Not that uncommon.In my younger (Navy) days, twice I took a stripper home after her shift. Don't think that's really all that common though
for most people, probably not. For soldiers and sailors, way too common. When I was a platoon leader I was at first surprised to hear how many of my soldiers took strippers home. Then I was surprised when a few married them. I was a lot less surprised by the divorces.In my younger (Navy) days, twice I took a stripper home after her shift. Don't think that's really all that common though
And long haired rockers back in the day. Not only did strippers date those guys, they supported them financially.for most people, probably not. For soldiers and sailors, way too common. When I was a platoon leader I was at first surprised to hear how many of my soldiers took strippers home. Then I was surprised when a few married them. I was a lot less surprised by the divorces.
She was a classy broad and made it clear there was to be no saliva, she enjoyed a finger in her ### thoughMake sure you give her a big old kiss in the mouth.
Fantasy draft tonight, was thinking of asking her to come withShow up tonight with a dozen roses.
Don't think you would have ever heard of Poison if it wasn't for strippers.And long haired rockers back in the day. Not only did strippers date those guys, they supported them financially.