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IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

We rented a place in the mountains of NC. Great place 40 acres of tree farms. So we have the place until Monday but wife after drinking sunday thinks we should head home.

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

We pack up and leave . I am 100 sober. We go to 5 gas stations, all are out. I got 100 miles left.

Doctor Detroit · Sep 22, 2016

Shoot her up with Fentanyl and make her watch the 1997 Stanley Cup Final. Your problem will take care of itself.

cosjobs · Sep 22, 2016

Hard to get enough tree farm in only four days.

SaintsInDome2006 · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
We pack up and leave . I am 100 sober. We go to 5 gas stations, all are out. I got 100 miles left.

Have you tried more drinking?

Doctor Detroit · Sep 22, 2016

Women: you can't live with them and you can't leave them at a rest stop.

Zegras11 · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
I am 100 sober.

unpossible

Doctor Detroit · Sep 22, 2016

Doctor Detroit said:
Women: you can't live with them and you can't leave them at a rest stop.

Well you could leave them at a rest stop, but they are coming home with Herpes. So you'll have to do the math on that.

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

I say in a bad tone, i am driving start problem solving.....so i pull over, she calls a place. 20 miles away but 45 minutes, but they have gas.

TheMagus · Sep 22, 2016

Is this going to read like a series of Twitter posts? Because by my calculation it is Wednesday/Thursday depending where you live so I have no idea what I'm reading or why.

Doctor Detroit · Sep 22, 2016

You're not winning the fantasy hockey league at this pace. Thanks, I need this.

SaintsInDome2006 · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
We pack up and leave . I am 100 sober. We go to 5 gas stations, all are out. I got 100 miles left.

Appalachians, huh?

Hear any banjos?

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

So we take mountain roads and 2 miles before our place we see a gas station with people filling up. All is good i though. They only have 93 but cool.

[scooter] · Sep 22, 2016

Wait, wait, don't tell me............BURMA SHAVE.

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

This is where things go bad.

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

Some stocky big guy starts doing hand gesters. I am the car behind the car at the pump.

SaintsInDome2006 · Sep 22, 2016

NorvilleBarnes · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
This is where things go bad.

It's been pretty bad from the first post.

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

The car in front of me is a sports car so I cant tell if someone is in there or not.

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

So sports car guy comes out and and starts pumping gas and jumping guy walks up to me.

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

I roll down my window and and say whats up, what can i do for you.

rockaction · Sep 22, 2016

SaintsInDome2006 said:

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

He said, didnt you see me, i said yes but didnt know if you were talking to me. He said his motorcycle has his gas tank on the left.......he walked closer and dog went off on him, wife asked if he wanted to go i front, and he yelled, he will deal with it.

[scooter] · Sep 22, 2016

Are you typing this from the other guy's trunk?

ShamrockPride · Sep 22, 2016

This is like a bad Alfredo Hitchcock plot.

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

So I am still waiting and he is getting gas next to us. He throws down his helmet 5 times and is just irrate. Looks back at me and says you have something else to say

NorvilleBarnes · Sep 22, 2016

ShamrockPride said:
This is like a bad Alfredo Hitchcock plot.

Better than the Hitchcock Parmesan though

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

He fills up and is done before i get to the pump

SaintsInDome2006 · Sep 22, 2016

ShamrockPride said:
This is like a bad Alfredo Hitchcock plot.

The Italian subtitles should have clued you in.

rockaction · Sep 22, 2016

NorvilleBarnes said:
Better than the Hitchcock Parmesan though

wow. This thread wins. So what happened next?

Doctor Detroit · Sep 22, 2016

Start a fire somehow, this will make everything seem reasonable to your wife.

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

I pull up at start filling up, and he says to me, you are not that smart are you?

tommyboy · Sep 22, 2016

You killed a guy. We get it

TheMagus · Sep 22, 2016

I think this story ends with the OP being in jail since Sunday, hence the update.

NorvilleBarnes · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
I pull up at start filling up, and he says to me, you are not that smart are you?

Doctor Detroit · Sep 22, 2016

tommyboy said:
You killed a guy. We get it

Seems like this is the way this is all headed.

Hopefully it's a truck driver, those guys are #####.

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

I said, man, didnt mean to make your life harder. He left, there was a sherriff in the place, plus i had a gun. What would u do?

tommyboy · Sep 22, 2016

Was the other guys name sconch?

rockaction · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
So I am still waiting and he is getting gas next to us. He throws down his helmet 5 times and is just irrate. Looks back at me and says you have something else to say

Did you say anything

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

rockaction said:
Did you say anything

No

ShamrockPride · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
I said, man, didnt mean to make your life harder. He left, there was a sherriff in the place, plus i had a gun. What would u do?

When I read this all I can envision is you angrily mashing at your space key.

Doctor Detroit · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
I said, man, didnt mean to make your life harder. He left, there was a sherriff in the place, plus i had a gun. What would u do?

Don't shoot your wife, that's illegal in most states.

TheMagus · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
I said, man, didnt mean to make your life harder. He left, there was a sherriff in the place, plus i had a gun. What would u do?

IC FBGCav · Sep 22, 2016

TheMagus said:

My first thought was to say fu.....but what happens then? Kills me that i took the higher road but this guy was insane. So all or nothing.

-fish- · Sep 22, 2016

So you framed your wife for robbing the gas station and the sheriff arrested her?

NorvilleBarnes · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
he says to me, you are not that smart are you?

"Well sir, that's what the people on the internet tell me."

[scooter] · Sep 22, 2016

FatUncleJerryBuss said:
I said, man, didnt mean to make your life harder. He left, there was a sherriff in the place, plus i had a gun. What would u do?

I'd offer him some Hitchcock alfredo.

Doctor Detroit · Sep 22, 2016

I'm going to bed, hopefully everyone lives in this story.

-fish- · Sep 22, 2016

You should try 200 sober

rockaction · Sep 22, 2016

NorvilleBarnes said:
"Well sir, that's what the people on the internet tell me."

I was going with the likelihood that the quote needed a [sic]. The chances he said "are not" are rather slim, it appears. I'm going "ain't."

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