Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
*Bought new
1976 Ford Fairmont: My Dad bought me this car. Engine blew after I had it 3 months, had the car speakers stolen 4 or 5 times, car was terrible but I nailed a bunch of high school chicks in the back seat so good memories.
1981 Chevy Chevette: My parents' car but I drove it a lot, including long nights as a Dominoes driver and when my parents went on vacation before I could drive, we'd "borrow" it for some hours.
1986 Chevy Cavalier RS: My first real car. Put a gangster kit on this thing, drove it all over, pulled much ##### in this car so it's a top 5 evah. Ended up rusting out and my Dad junked it after I joined the military. Good thing because there was a metric ton of DNA in that backseat.
1977 Datsun Hatchback something rather: I bought this car for $50 and put $20 of oil into it in 18 months. This was my first car in Italy, the car I learned to drive manual, and the car that somehow ended up making me money in the end. I had house speakers in this thing (I installed), they got stolen, and a hooker ended up getting them back for me because I let her in my apartment for some hot cocoa when I really didn't want them back.
1983 Talbot: It drove from Italy to Germany and had a built-in siren. That's all I can say about this car. $500
*1994 Geo Prism: My first new car. This car actually is the car I've owned the longest, 1994 to 2003. I took good care of it and it ran like a top all over Europe.
1986 Fiat Ritmo: My Naples, Italy car. This thing had no rear shocks, was bought from a Mafia guy, was broken into several times, and had no AC or heat. I drove the #### out of it though, was worth whatever I paid.
1990 BMW 520i: Don't buy anything from Naples, Italy. This car sucked. I felt guilty selling it in Germany because I think the catalytic converter was ####, but I did it anyway.
1983 Toyota jerk: Not sure what model this was but I remember I sold it to a guy who was mad I removed the store-bought drink holders. Like $4 holders and he was pissed! Good hatchback that transported stuff, no idea what I paid or sold it for. It was under $500 though.
1996 Audi A4: My first foray into nice cars. This car was a Euro Spec and a really nice machine.
1998 Ford Explorer: I shouldn't have bought this, it almost killed me on an icy road on a cold January day in Michigan because it was rear-wheel drive.
1989 BMW M3 (E30), Euro Specs: I think this is my favorite car ever. This thing was a monster, and IMO the E30 is the greatest driving machine ever manufactured. Was my daily driver for three years and it hurt my soul to sell it. I completely reconditioned the paint and the interior. Sold it for more than I paid for it.
1993 Volkswagon Golf: (Euro) Piece of ####, awful, die in your sleep
*2006 BMW 330i (E90): I had an AC Schtizner kit, blacked out windows, drove it all over Europe, sold it in Texas so I could put a down payment on my lake house. Loved this car, it was cherry like no other 3 series.
2006 Ford Focus hatchback: Really solid car, got it from a bank repo and should have kept it.
2004 Honda CRV: My first Honda, had the picnic table wheel cover and I loved it. Traded it in for my current CRV.
1996 Chevy Blazer: Piece of ####. Best thing about this car was the bumper sticker I put on while living in Texas: "Reelect Clinton/Gore, '96." Piece of ####, not sure I'll ever buy another Chevy.
*2010 Honda CRV: Still own this and people think it's new. Terrible acceleration, but great car for road trips as a whole.
2008 Honda Fit Base: totaled this car. Got 38 mpg, seats move all kinds of ways, this car is the ultimate hatchback.
*2013 Honda Civic SI: My first and only lease. Solid car, meh.
2013 Honda Fit Sport: My current daily driver, love it for my DC metro commute. Put in blue LED lights, a bunch or sport specs, tinted the windows, and keep it immaculate. I'm easy to please these days.
How bout you? Someone list a Gremlin please. TIA.
1976 Ford Fairmont: My Dad bought me this car. Engine blew after I had it 3 months, had the car speakers stolen 4 or 5 times, car was terrible but I nailed a bunch of high school chicks in the back seat so good memories.
1981 Chevy Chevette: My parents' car but I drove it a lot, including long nights as a Dominoes driver and when my parents went on vacation before I could drive, we'd "borrow" it for some hours.
1986 Chevy Cavalier RS: My first real car. Put a gangster kit on this thing, drove it all over, pulled much ##### in this car so it's a top 5 evah. Ended up rusting out and my Dad junked it after I joined the military. Good thing because there was a metric ton of DNA in that backseat.
1977 Datsun Hatchback something rather: I bought this car for $50 and put $20 of oil into it in 18 months. This was my first car in Italy, the car I learned to drive manual, and the car that somehow ended up making me money in the end. I had house speakers in this thing (I installed), they got stolen, and a hooker ended up getting them back for me because I let her in my apartment for some hot cocoa when I really didn't want them back.
1983 Talbot: It drove from Italy to Germany and had a built-in siren. That's all I can say about this car. $500
*1994 Geo Prism: My first new car. This car actually is the car I've owned the longest, 1994 to 2003. I took good care of it and it ran like a top all over Europe.
1986 Fiat Ritmo: My Naples, Italy car. This thing had no rear shocks, was bought from a Mafia guy, was broken into several times, and had no AC or heat. I drove the #### out of it though, was worth whatever I paid.
1990 BMW 520i: Don't buy anything from Naples, Italy. This car sucked. I felt guilty selling it in Germany because I think the catalytic converter was ####, but I did it anyway.
1983 Toyota jerk: Not sure what model this was but I remember I sold it to a guy who was mad I removed the store-bought drink holders. Like $4 holders and he was pissed! Good hatchback that transported stuff, no idea what I paid or sold it for. It was under $500 though.
1996 Audi A4: My first foray into nice cars. This car was a Euro Spec and a really nice machine.
1998 Ford Explorer: I shouldn't have bought this, it almost killed me on an icy road on a cold January day in Michigan because it was rear-wheel drive.
1989 BMW M3 (E30), Euro Specs: I think this is my favorite car ever. This thing was a monster, and IMO the E30 is the greatest driving machine ever manufactured. Was my daily driver for three years and it hurt my soul to sell it. I completely reconditioned the paint and the interior. Sold it for more than I paid for it.
1993 Volkswagon Golf: (Euro) Piece of ####, awful, die in your sleep
*2006 BMW 330i (E90): I had an AC Schtizner kit, blacked out windows, drove it all over Europe, sold it in Texas so I could put a down payment on my lake house. Loved this car, it was cherry like no other 3 series.
2006 Ford Focus hatchback: Really solid car, got it from a bank repo and should have kept it.
2004 Honda CRV: My first Honda, had the picnic table wheel cover and I loved it. Traded it in for my current CRV.
1996 Chevy Blazer: Piece of ####. Best thing about this car was the bumper sticker I put on while living in Texas: "Reelect Clinton/Gore, '96." Piece of ####, not sure I'll ever buy another Chevy.
*2010 Honda CRV: Still own this and people think it's new. Terrible acceleration, but great car for road trips as a whole.
2008 Honda Fit Base: totaled this car. Got 38 mpg, seats move all kinds of ways, this car is the ultimate hatchback.
*2013 Honda Civic SI: My first and only lease. Solid car, meh.
2013 Honda Fit Sport: My current daily driver, love it for my DC metro commute. Put in blue LED lights, a bunch or sport specs, tinted the windows, and keep it immaculate. I'm easy to please these days.
How bout you? Someone list a Gremlin please. TIA.
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