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Note on car says "Your wife is cheating on you." (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter eoMMan
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wikkidpissah
Footballguy
Talk to someone else's wife.
WilliamBonney
Footballguy
Typed, handwritten, or creepy cut out magazine letters?
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Write back, "I know who you are" on the same paper and place it back on your car each night. Meanwhile, deploy a surveillance team to record and apprehend whoever checks out the newly modified note.
Nick Vermeil
Footballguy
Check for cameras in the 'hood that may have caught the perp. Show note to the wife. Regardless of answer, wear condom for the next few weeks at least.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Detective hired.
Handwritten note but you can't tell anything from the writing, such as if the writer was male, female, or whiny millennial.
Chicago Hooligan
Footballguy
I have a car and a wife now? I don't like the sound of this.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Keep the note and say nothing. Use the note as a defense if ever caught cheating.
George Jefferson Airplane
Footballguy
The Commish
Footballguy
Sleep with the note and/or car
Waingro
Footballguy
FUBAR
Footballguy
This
My car, and my wife's car, are among the most common cars on our roads. I see a handful every time I go anywhere. Chances are really good this is not meant for me.
Jobber
Footballguy
This is essential.
Being well hung, well to do FBGs, we need to look out for #1. A PI to obtain mass amounts of evidence will allow you to divorce her, keep the kids, and receive alimony plus a monthly beej from the ex.
Sabertooth
Footballguy
Trust but verify.
NutterButter
Footballguy
Is it still cheating if she has my permission?
WilliamBonney
Footballguy
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
:cstu:
Mister CIA
Footballguy
Go camping.
xulf
Footballguy
AAABatteries
Footballguy
AAABatteries
Footballguy
At least one of us is having sex. Amirite?
James Daulton
Footballguy
Need pics before I can accurately comment.
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AAABatteries
Footballguy
James Daulton
Footballguy
Was thinking more of OP's "friends's'" wife since that's the wife in question. My wife would never cheat on me, I'm awesome.
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Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Godsbrother
Footballguy
Does the note have an odor?
avoiding injuries
Footballguy
I now know some Christmas gifts I'm giving to my friends.
Cold Dead Hands
Footballguy
Well, at least I would know that her ###### still works.
James Daulton
Footballguy
