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19 hours ago, facook said:

How's Booty?

pretty good she sent me a selfie of her bare naked ##### and ####### this morning

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1 minute ago, ChainsawU said:

pretty good she sent me a selfie of her bare naked ##### and ####### this morning

The last selfie I received was my 48 year old buddy at a Blazers game.  He was not bare naked, thank god.

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just completed the payout from that sick run I went on. it's all in my gemini account in bitcoin @hooter311 how high is bitcoin going? should I cash out now or wait

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Just now, facook said:

The last selfie I received was my 48 year old buddy at a Blazers game.  He was not bare naked, thank god.

was he at least rotund? dude my dentist wanted to recommend a sleep study since I grind my teeth. he even mentioned cpap machines and I thought of you :wub:

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Kyle Gibson as the road fave doesn't happen often but when it does it's like 4 runs minimum. Late to the game tho :kicksrock:

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7 hours ago, NIU Kicker said:

Fact: the whole world is on the Sharks tonight

rolled w/you on that

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Both times the Braves scored the Dodgers matched it in the next frame.

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Nats allowed 37 runs in six games on this road trip so far (6±1 rpg) and Dodgers are scoring whenever they want.

Dodgers -142

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14 hours ago, ChainsawU said:

was he at least rotund? dude my dentist wanted to recommend a sleep study since I grind my teeth. he even mentioned cpap machines and I thought of you :wub:

DO IT.  Cpap isn't just for rotund dudes.  My brother-in-law is about 9% body fat, excellent shape, and he needs one.  Changed his (and my sister's) life because now he actually sleeps.

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Raps by DD

76ers u103½ +112
76ers 1H u53½ -128
Raps -7½/OPEN +600

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playoff teams v Blazers 6-4 ATS and O/U so far:
scoring less than 100: 0-4 ATS and O/U
scoring 115 or more: 6-0 ATS and O/U

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Negotiated with my betonline VIP agent(who knew that was a thing) got a 100% freeplay up to $2500

Thinking I should just put it all on the warriors to spice up my friday night

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fading the Mets off a day off has been $

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Marlins -1½ +280
Marlins F5 -½ +205

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Doug Kezirian‏Verified account @DougESPN

Warriors 26-1 in last 27 with Steph but no KD. During that span, 4 times as underdogs. 4-0 SU & ATS.....including 2-0 vs. HOU

 

This should be the kiss of death considering whose twitter I'm posting and who I am, but Warriors +7.

 

ETA: On the semi-not-terrible Daily Wager show on ESPN News he took the Rockets.  So....sweet.

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dang it should've just bet the overs :hot:

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Rangers 19-9 O/U as the dog:
5+ runs thru five innings: 19-3 O/U
less than 5 runs thru five innings: 0-6 O/U

Rangers/Astros o8½ -110
Rangers/Astros F5 o5 +115

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On 4/8/2019 at 4:01 AM, ChainsawU said:

Verlander 32-16 SU with the Astros:
away: 19-4 SU +$1,238
home: 13-12 SU -$1,615

Same thing versus the Rangers. He's 4-4 SU vs TEX: 0-3 hosting them and 4-1 in Arlington

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37 minutes ago, facook said:

sweet

sup broseph have u tried the new Steph Curry McFlurry yet it's so good one love peace :heart:

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Just now, ChainsawU said:

sup broseph have u tried the new Steph Curry McFlurry yet it's so good one love peace :heart:

Yo.  Doing good, so glad for the weekend.  Too much real-life work stress.  Cocktails and some wagers on a Friday night, taking the fam for sushi later.  How about you?

Is that McFlurry a real thing?  I haven't had a McFlurry in years.  Sounds goooood.

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3 minutes ago, facook said:
5 minutes ago, ChainsawU said:

sup broseph have u tried the new Steph Curry McFlurry yet it's so good one love peace :heart:

Yo.  Doing good, so glad for the weekend.  Too much real-life work stress.  Cocktails and some wagers on a Friday night, taking the fam for sushi later.  How about you?

Is that McFlurry a real thing?  I haven't had a McFlurry in years.  Sounds goooood.

steph curry mcflurry

A McDonald's McFlurry with a #### ton of Xanax and cough syrup and other drugs. <_<

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I swear to god I was this close to just betting every over at Citi Field.

3 minutes ago, facook said:

Is that McFlurry a real thing?  I haven't had a McFlurry in years.  Sounds goooood.

It's not. I don't think. But Steph Curry McFlurry is the title of a song by Riff Raff. I love that dude sometimes. The music video to it is really silly/funny - whomever wrote the little sketch is a pretty good comedy writer and I read a lot of comedy writers' books so I should know. Dudes b Jonesin' for them Curry McFlurries tho

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1 minute ago, facook said:

A McDonald's McFlurry with a #### ton of Xanax and cough syrup and other drugs.

oh. naw that's probably just a legend from the streets. it's a song

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Well either way now I want a Mcflurry.  Actually...a Blizzard.  >>>>>>>

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9 minutes ago, facook said:

taking the fam for sushi later

I took Booty for sushi. God bless her heart she tries really hard but when she talks it's like a five-year old sometimes. The waiter and I had a little, quiet "eye-contact conversation" when she tried to order. I'm gonna tame her though. What she lacks in brains she makes up with in enthusiasm. Ponzo Yellowtail, scallop sashimi, and halibut sashimi. That's what I'd get. What do you order at the sushi place?

eta: tipped the waiter 35% because he was so sweet & understanding with her. he knows she tried.

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Marlins 1st 5 Innings Over 1½ +110 CASHES!!! BOOOM

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1 minute ago, ChainsawU said:

I took Booty for sushi. God bless her heart she tries really hard but when she talks it's like a five-year old sometimes. The waiter and I had a little, quiet "eye-contact conversation" when she tried to order. I'm gonna tame her though. What she lacks in brains she makes up with in enthusiasm. Ponzo Yellowtail, scallop sashimi, and halibut sashimi. That's what I'd get. What do you order at the sushi place?

We are pretty pwt, so we love rolls.  Smoked eel, tuna, sweet shrimp.  Also really like yellowtail and scallop as well.  I have to cut my 14 year old son off.  Otherwise he'll empty my wallet.

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wow! he's lucky, when I was his age we didn't have arms and legs

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At our sushi place the waiter was gonna upsale us some happy hour fare to try and save us a couple bucks. Nice guy

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Just cooked some lamb by the pool and a woman and her mother asked if the grills were nice. I was like, they're the best grills I've ever used, and I've been grilling for 15 years. The mom was like, "Do they pay you to say that?"

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12 hours ago, facook said:

Doug Kezirian‏Verified account @DougESPN

Warriors 26-1 in last 27 with Steph but no KD. During that span, 4 times as underdogs. 4-0 SU & ATS.....including 2-0 vs. HOU

 

Solid.

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 Stuart Ullman reacted to this

 

Hey Em.

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19 hours ago, lumpy19 said:

put it all on the warriors

overreaction to Durant being out

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Vargas/Berchelt o 7.5 rounds -135

Berchelt's the better fighter and very likely to get (another) win tonight, but Vargas should be quite a bit fresher after having two fairly easy fights since their first matchup over two years ago. He also has a new trainer that emphasizes Vargas fighting a bit more craftily.

Berchelt doesn't have one-punch ko power, he breaks guys down over the course of several rounds, and all of his wins against quality opposition have gone fairly long.

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I wouldn't have the nerve to perform in front of 10,000 Brazilians chanting "You will die."

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On 4/21/2019 at 12:32 AM, ChainsawU said:

Stras career 27-5 SU (avg line -183) on Sundays.

 

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7 hours ago, Good Posting Judge said:

Vargas/Berchelt o 7.5 rounds -135

Berchelt's the better fighter and very likely to get (another) win tonight, but Vargas should be quite a bit fresher after having two fairly easy fights since their first matchup over two years ago. He also has a new trainer that emphasizes Vargas fighting a bit more craftily.

Berchelt doesn't have one-punch ko power, he breaks guys down over the course of several rounds, and all of his wins against quality opposition have gone fairly long.

Vargas' corner stopped it 1.5 rounds early. Smart for them, bad for us. 😕

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6 hours ago, Good Posting Judge said:

Vargas' corner stopped it 1.5 rounds early. Smart for them, bad for us. 😕

Boxing is dumb

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On 5/8/2019 at 7:26 PM, ChainsawU said:

just completed the payout from that sick run I went on. it's all in my gemini account in bitcoin @hooter311 how high is bitcoin going? should I cash out now or wait

Wait till Christmas before even considering.  I'm back in at a fairly large position at around 5400.  Buckle up, baby.

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1 hour ago, hooter311 said:

Wait till Christmas

those last two fights were nuts last night. rolled w/you. the Aussie came through pretty strong. and the under in the main event

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