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15 hours ago, facook said:

The cruddy thing is, this could keep you from posting future winners.  I know Goo has mentioned in the past he posts less (or not at all) because posting a loser we tail hurts WAY more than posting winner.  Crap happens.  Frankly, those of us who tailed should have just stayed away when you used the word "lock".  :)  Seriously, though, ESS happens.  Don't let it keep you from being you hoot.  I for one have no hard feelings.  Appreciate you posting your honest opinions.

I'm just going to go back to my personal rule of not posting anything above -200.  I thought I was smarter than I was, can't even remember the last time I backed someone at that number, but I'm sure they lost too, which is why I don't do it.  

Had extensive knowledge of Meeks, his camp, and background.  He played same position as my cousin at Iowa State when they were there together.  So I wasn't just grasping at straws.  Pretty sure the money backing me was mostly responsible for the line movement, should have trusted the oddsmakers more.

Between myself and guys I know I can count with my fingers, we netted close to a 6 figure loss yesterday.  Way too early in the week for that.

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6 hours ago, lumpy19 said:

Got my money in at -300 and it closed -900, might be the best CLV I've ever achieved, don't apologize.

 

Should have hedged

Its just more fun to be smart, I don't mind losing my money, I'm a gambler.  But I can't stand giving bad advice, I won't make a habit of it, and I appreciate all the kind words.  We either win, or get smarter, I'll accept nothing less.

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1 hour ago, hooter311 said:

I'm just going to go back to my personal rule of not posting anything above -200.  I thought I was smarter than I was, can't even remember the last time I backed someone at that number, but I'm sure they lost too, which is why I don't do it.  

Had extensive knowledge of Meeks, his camp, and background.  He played same position as my cousin at Iowa State when they were there together.  So I wasn't just grasping at straws.  Pretty sure the money backing me was mostly responsible for the line movement, should have trusted the oddsmakers more.

Between myself and guys I know I can count with my fingers, we netted close to a 6 figure loss yesterday.  Way too early in the week for that.

I'd recommend not ignoring anything above -200, it's a mistake

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1 minute ago, lumpy19 said:

I'd recommend not ignoring anything above -200, it's a mistake

As always, I'll give the people what they want.  We'll get it back and then some.

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Giolito has been an auto bet for me for several weeks.  Was this morning as well.  Now I get the email that every tout on VSiN and ESPN is on them.  Surefire loser.  

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I'm in a beach house on Newport Beach. The woman was here when I got to her Air B&B. It smells like cats. Like, bad. I'm chromecasting MLB to her living room television. Pretty sure she totally lives here and I'm sleeping in the bed she slept in last night. Kind of feel like I should of given her some D before she left. She looked like she might need some. Just judging by the cat smell. I wonder when the last time a dude's been in here. Feels like I'm at my grandma's

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I think the Cubs and D-Backs were hung over from the road today yesterday. Really didn't have the balls to buy the White Sox yesterday, but had a hunch Cubs might fall flat. Think I'll back them tonight.

Cubs -137

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1 hour ago, facook said:

Giolito has been an auto bet for me for several weeks.  Was this morning as well.  Now I get the email that every tout on VSiN and ESPN is on them.  Surefire loser.  

well look what the cat drug in

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1 minute ago, ChainsawU said:

living room
bedroom
bathroom
pantry :yucky:

what the #### am I doing here? this cost me 5 bills for 2 nights?? place is THICK with cat smell. flight for Vegas leaves Friday morning. do I bail? do I just get a hotel tomorrow night after the conference?

This is quite a bit different then the pad Em and I had in Miami...

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51 minutes ago, ChainsawU said:

I'm in a beach house on Newport Beach. The woman was here when I got to her Air B&B. It smells like cats. Like, bad. I'm chromecasting MLB to her living room television. Pretty sure she totally lives here and I'm sleeping in the bed she slept in last night. Kind of feel like I should of given her some D before she left. She looked like she might need some. Just judging by the cat smell. I wonder when the last time a dude's been in here. Feels like I'm at my grandma's

That sucks dude!  Bail and ask for a partial?  She knows she's pulling some crap and will probably be happy with anything.  Cut and run!

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she's like a blonde surfer chick. probably a waitress. kinda want to sleep in her bed.

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2 hours ago, facook said:

Giolito has been an auto bet for me for several weeks.  Was this morning as well.  Now I get the email that every tout on VSiN and ESPN is on them.  Surefire loser.  

Shocker.  Loser.

 

22 minutes ago, ChainsawU said:

living room
bedroom
bathroom
pantry :yucky:

what the #### am I doing here? this cost me 5 bills for 2 nights?? place is THICK with cat smell. flight for Vegas leaves Friday morning. do I bail? do I just get a hotel tomorrow night after the conference?

Dude.  The cat litter box is by the food.  Hump no one.  Get. OUT.

 

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Weird being in Cali seeing all the green medicinal stores. I guess it'll be that way in Vegas too.

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12 minutes ago, ChainsawU said:

Weird being in Cali seeing all the green medicinal stores. I guess it'll be that way in Vegas too.

Last time I was in Vegas was last March and the dispensaries were all off the strip.  Short cab ride.  Recommend getting vapes/edibles to be discreet in public.  I did smoke a blunt or two just wandering on the strip.  Got a few comments, but nobody told me to put it out.

Let me know if you need any strain advice.

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Second game of the season, coming off a loss, more rested team. On the flip side, opponent coming off the win -> which is probably where the value comes from. Double value. Wanted to bet Redblacks u28 (minimum u25), pass at u24½. Rolling the dice on the second-consecutive, non-divisional road game, which feels like a weird way to start the season..

Roughriders +170
Roughriders o20 -110

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Bud makes me paranoid. Used to smoke daily. Haven't even drank yet - gonna try and go the entire time without. I'm in more of a gym, tan, massage mindset. Then land back in ATX next week ready to blow two chicks' minds. They're already both texting me emojis of eggplants and #### late night.. gonna be real hard, so to speak, to pass up some $lut working at the bar tho.. Especially if she look me in the eye too long.

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If you have a slow local that Atlanta trade all but guarantees Hunter u5.5

 

ETA: also guarantees Garland o4.5 if you're local is super slow

 

ETA: NBA draft

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Take a dump in the litter box. 🙂

Wtf...my poo emoji got turned into a smile...lame.

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Man that frosh over 5.5 in top 10 bet was juicy....and Reddish just made it wet.  :banned: 

 

Also Reddish over 7.5 is sweet.  

 

Now let's get Nassir Little in next 2 picks, and Carson Edwards in the 1st round please.

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3 hours ago, ChainsawU said:

Bud makes me paranoid. Used to smoke daily. Haven't even drank yet - gonna try and go the entire time without. I'm in more of a gym, tan, massage mindset. Then land back in ATX next week ready to blow two chicks' minds. They're already both texting me emojis of eggplants and #### late night.. gonna be real hard, so to speak, to pass up some $lut working at the bar tho.. Especially if she look me in the eye too long.

You figure out what property that barmaid is gonna get railed on, Chain?

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Just now, facook said:

You figure out what property that barmaid is gonna get railed on, Chain?

Yes, I had to go with Hooter and use Hard Rock as my home base.

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2 minutes ago, ChainsawU said:

Yes, I had to go with Hooter and use Hard Rock as my home base.

Great call.  Easy trip to mid-Strip.  Enjoy holmes.

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Also KC F5 TT  :hifive:  bought an Amazon Fire stick, sparked up watching MLB casting onto this hotel TV. Found a Planet Fitness here. And I guess (?) my membership works in California. I didn't have my bar code, but checked in with my phone number. Worked out, tanned, and promptly forgot where I was and walked directly into the women's locker room. :bag: They all look the same, and there's no doors! Took my shirt off, thought to myself "DAMN this men's locker room smells AMAZING," :shock: and then promptly walked out like :whistle: About to do my gym laundry at this hotel for a dollar. Flight leaves 11AM to Vegas I think.

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11 minutes ago, facook said:

Man that frosh over 5.5 in top 10 bet was juicy....and Reddish just made it wet.  :banned: 

 

Also Reddish over 7.5 is sweet.  

 

Now let's get Nassir Little in next 2 picks, and Carson Edwards in the 1st round please.

Poop

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2 minutes ago, ChainsawU said:

Also KC F5 TT  :hifive:  bought an Amazon Fire stick, sparked up watching MLB casting onto this hotel TV. Found a Planet Fitness here. And I guess (?) my membership works in California. I didn't have my bar code, but checked in with my phone number. Worked out, tanned, and promptly forgot where I was and walked directly into the women's locker room. :bag: They all look the same, and there's no doors! Took my shirt off, thought to myself "DAMN this men's locker room smells AMAZING," :shock: and then promptly walked out like :whistle: About to do my gym laundry at this hotel for a dollar. Flight leaves 11AM to Vegas I think.

How'd the new business meeting go?

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3 minutes ago, facook said:

How'd the new business meeting go?

REALLY well. Totally opposite energy today than the whole cat ordeal yesterday. Met in person the man I've been talking to (kinda stringing along) via email the L2 years. He was VERY surprised to see me, but knew I was coming before I got there - so I got an incredible start, on the right foot with him immediately. Turned out he was the MAN - the actual dude doing today's presentation, and I had his back during the Q&A - asked some good questions, showed off my business education, and really participated positively overall throughout the whole thing. Learned a lot and got exactly what I wanted/needed. Couldn't have done better. I shined bro

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Rays been kinda falling off lately. Started the road trip by getting swept by the division rival, now fly four time zones away to play a night game on no rest. And A's just saw Morton 10 days ago. Athletics have been beating up on the Orioles and M's L6 days at home.. anything?

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Rays -102
Over 7 -135

they're ranked 4th in the power rankings league-wide. think they sneak one in then jet lag sneaks in tomorrow. total's down an entire run from open, seems fishy

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Phil Steele has been out for a week now and I made some first bets on week 1

Utah -6

FSU -4

OK St -16.5

UCLA +4

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That 9th in Oakland last night was the best thing I'd ever seen. A's took the beautiful 8-inning start and threw it directly in the toilet. And flushed. Phenomenally. Rays stole 3 bases top-9th alone. Stole 3rd even. But their closer was already jet lagged. It was like 1AM to him. His fastball was broken, like 3 feet off the mark every time. Like his fingers hurt. Just a sick ending to a game that was bet down an entire run from the open.

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My butt was in a first class seat. IN the seat. Chatting with the flight attendant about what spiritual energies she gleans from her homemade bracelets. Hot Orange County to Las Vegas chicks with fake lips all around me. On Delta. The doors were closed. Plane broke. Electrical malfunction. Deplane. Refund. Now I'm waiting 3 hours to fly crappy Southwest instead <_< Airport WiFi won't let me access SBR because it's "for gambling." :rolleyes:

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Walker Buehler is on his best rest. Owns a 2.10 ERA in 21 career starts on 5 days. In nine home starts on 5 days he has allowed 9 runs in 59.1 innings pitched with 7±2 k's per game. I'm guessing Rox team total is a flat 3 juiced to the over. And Buehler's O/U on k's is 7½.

Dude, I think they just firewall'd SDQL away from me now "because of gambling," too. Can they do that? I was using it 5 seconds ago and now it's blocked the same way SBR is.

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Thinking I should just dump all my sports money in Bitcoin, enjoy my fall/winter and then cash out double my money with no stress or Thursday night football sweats

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Dang! They're offering Rockies at 2½ on the team total. Juiced AF too. Think I'm gonna avoid that game. Both teams feel hot, but LA just got done with that emotional late-inning deal last night - and the Rockies are kinda rested, looking like they had it pretty easy with 'Zona the last few days after the day off a couple days ago. Dodgers haven't had a day off in a while and are in the middle of a super-long home stand with all these division rivals.

19 hours ago, ChainsawU said:

think they sneak one in then jet lag sneaks in tomorrow

Rays were masters of the 9th inning after Montas finally sat down last night. They didn't have anything all game. Montas held them pinned down for 24 outs, but then they rocked that isht in the 9th inning, hardcore. But their reliever was just too wiped out after the Yankee beat down + jet lag all mounted. Last night was the game the Rays needed, but couldn't get off the field in time before the travel caught up to them, and I wonder how they slept - because it's going to be another late night. I know a couple Rays' dudes probably didn't sleep at all after that bottom 9th. Think I'm gonna drop a grand on the A's when I get to the Hard Rock if it's even money. I'm not gonna land in Vegas just to immediately drop -180 on the Dodgers tho. A's feel sharper and I feel like I bonded with that entire game last night.

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Chain, whatcha got on CFL tonight?  I played Roughriders + the points last night and was glad I did.  Just wanna gamble on football, even if it's a communist version.

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4 hours ago, lumpy19 said:

Thinking I should just dump all my sports money in Bitcoin, enjoy my fall/winter and then cash out double my money with no stress or Thursday night football sweats

@hooter311

Just double?  I'm thinking higher.  They all laughed when I posted the psa in the btc thread.

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4 hours ago, facook said:

Chain, whatcha got on CFL tonight?  I played Roughriders + the points last night and was glad I did.  Just wanna gamble on football, even if it's a communist version.

#### yeah! I saw they covered the spread. You took the points! Nice. Be honest you teased the spread, didn't you and now you need something to close it with.

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The entire Hard Rock, including my room. Smells like strip club disinfectant. Whatever that smell is. Like a fat girl in a prom dress with heavy perfume on (so to speak) just left the room..

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On 6/17/2019 at 12:38 PM, hooter311 said:

Watch out for the Rhino next door.

centerfolds cabaret

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Yo.. So I thought I'd been propositioned by a hooker. Like, already. I just got here. Just trying to walk thru the casino to find food. Hadn't eaten all day. Can I just walk? When a slightly-chunky woman slid up next to me and tapped me on the shoulder as I walked, saying that I should smile more, I looked too serious, and if I liked her lipstick - as she proceeded to block my way, stand in front of me, and baste her sexy lips with pink lip gloss, puckering up as she wore a faded, comfortable, blue Arizona Wildcat sweatshirt. I brushed her off and she subsequently punched me in the chest. When I finally made it to Pink Taco the bartender asked me what she looked like, told me I'd been approached by "a real woman," and told me about a popular Magic Mike Show they have going downstairs - which explains why there are so many women here. There are a ton. Bartender skater dude seemed way too excited to tell me exactly what a Magic Mike Show is, and that once the two shows a night are over and let the women out it's like shooting fish in a barrel for an attractive single dude such as myself. I told him I'm here until Tuesday. And again he was like, "fish in a barrel."

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